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|originalAirdate=December 7, 1997
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|couchGag=A live-action hand spins the family aroun, making them look like Spin-Art.
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|specialGuestVoices=Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz
specialGuestVoices = Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz|
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|Written By=Dan Greany
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==Plot==
 
==Plot==
 
 
[[Marge Simpson|Marge]] is  tired of being cooped up her the house all the time and tells [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] they should go out somewhere nice. Her expectations are broken when Homer takes her to the annual police auction, where items belonging to the prisoner's are being sold. Homer buys [[Snake]]'s "[[Lil' Bandit]]", which makes Snake want revenge on him. Marge doesn't want to ride home in the car, so she walks. As she does, she talks to [[Lionel Hutz]], who's now working real estate. She decides she wants to be a real estate seller too.
 
[[Marge Simpson|Marge]] is  tired of being cooped up her the house all the time and tells [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] they should go out somewhere nice. Her expectations are broken when Homer takes her to the annual police auction, where items belonging to the prisoner's are being sold. Homer buys [[Snake]]'s "[[Lil' Bandit]]", which makes Snake want revenge on him. Marge doesn't want to ride home in the car, so she walks. As she does, she talks to [[Lionel Hutz]], who's now working real estate. She decides she wants to be a real estate seller too.
  
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While drive under a bridge, Snake jumps into Homer's car and starts a fight to get the car back. Marge keeps thinking about Flander's being murdered in the house and tries to give them thier check back. When enter's the house, she finds their bodies all red and on the floor, which makes her think they've been killed. They turn out to be alive, and just taking a nap after painting Todd's room red. She tries to give the check back, but Flander's says he'll be happy here. Just then, Snakes car with him and Homer fighting drives up to the house causing it to break partiacly. [[Chief Wiggum]], in persuit of them, also crashes into the house, completly demoshing it. Flander's then rips the check. Marge is fired, but Homer shows her the magic of the unemployment office.
 
While drive under a bridge, Snake jumps into Homer's car and starts a fight to get the car back. Marge keeps thinking about Flander's being murdered in the house and tries to give them thier check back. When enter's the house, she finds their bodies all red and on the floor, which makes her think they've been killed. They turn out to be alive, and just taking a nap after painting Todd's room red. She tries to give the check back, but Flander's says he'll be happy here. Just then, Snakes car with him and Homer fighting drives up to the house causing it to break partiacly. [[Chief Wiggum]], in persuit of them, also crashes into the house, completly demoshing it. Flander's then rips the check. Marge is fired, but Homer shows her the magic of the unemployment office.
 
 
  
 
==Notes==
 
==Notes==
 
 
*This is the first appearence of [[Gil]]
 
*This is the first appearence of [[Gil]]
 
 
*Originally, the piano wire was supposed to cut Kirk's sandwich, until [[George Meyer]] asked if it could cut of his arm.
 
*Originally, the piano wire was supposed to cut Kirk's sandwich, until [[George Meyer]] asked if it could cut of his arm.
 
 
*Among the people at the unemployment office are Larry Burns, Lurline Lumpkin, Kirk Van Houten and Goerge Meyer.
 
*Among the people at the unemployment office are Larry Burns, Lurline Lumpkin, Kirk Van Houten and Goerge Meyer.
 
 
*This is the last appearance of Lionel Hutz.
 
*This is the last appearance of Lionel Hutz.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
 
 
*'''Marge''': "I fell kind of bad getting $200 for nothing."
 
*'''Marge''': "I fell kind of bad getting $200 for nothing."
 
*'''George Bush Sr.''': "Don't worry, it gets easier every week."
 
*'''George Bush Sr.''': "Don't worry, it gets easier every week."
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{{Season 9}}
 
{{Season 9}}
 
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[[Category:Episodes]]
 
[[Category:Season 9]]
 
[[Category:Season 9]]
[[Category:Episodes]]
 

Revision as of 04:09, December 13, 2007

"Realty Bites"
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Episode Information
Showrunner: [[{{{showrunner}}}]]



Plot

Marge is tired of being cooped up her the house all the time and tells Homer they should go out somewhere nice. Her expectations are broken when Homer takes her to the annual police auction, where items belonging to the prisoner's are being sold. Homer buys Snake's "Lil' Bandit", which makes Snake want revenge on him. Marge doesn't want to ride home in the car, so she walks. As she does, she talks to Lionel Hutz, who's now working real estate. She decides she wants to be a real estate seller too.

Marge studies for a big test in order to become a real estate seller. She passes and gets the job. Meanwhile, Homer showboats the car so much, Snake breaks out of jail to kill Homer and get the car. Marge tries to sell houses, but can't stop tellling the buyer's the flaws of the house, making it unable to sell. Hutz tells her that if you don't sell a house on your first week, you get fired. When the Flander's family looks for a new home, she once agian tells them the flaws. When she finishes all the houses in the area, they spy the Murder House, which is unbenounced to Ned and Maude. They buy it, making Marge fell guilty.

While drive under a bridge, Snake jumps into Homer's car and starts a fight to get the car back. Marge keeps thinking about Flander's being murdered in the house and tries to give them thier check back. When enter's the house, she finds their bodies all red and on the floor, which makes her think they've been killed. They turn out to be alive, and just taking a nap after painting Todd's room red. She tries to give the check back, but Flander's says he'll be happy here. Just then, Snakes car with him and Homer fighting drives up to the house causing it to break partiacly. Chief Wiggum, in persuit of them, also crashes into the house, completly demoshing it. Flander's then rips the check. Marge is fired, but Homer shows her the magic of the unemployment office.

Notes

  • This is the first appearence of Gil
  • Originally, the piano wire was supposed to cut Kirk's sandwich, until George Meyer asked if it could cut of his arm.
  • Among the people at the unemployment office are Larry Burns, Lurline Lumpkin, Kirk Van Houten and Goerge Meyer.
  • This is the last appearance of Lionel Hutz.

Quotes

  • Marge: "I fell kind of bad getting $200 for nothing."
  • George Bush Sr.: "Don't worry, it gets easier every week."


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