Difference between revisions of "Happy Daze"

{{TB|I can’t believe I never noticed how cool you are before now, Milhouse!}}

{{TB|Ladies, ladies, no need to brawl — there’s plenty of Milz for all!}}

{{TB|Wouldn’t miss it!}}

{{TB|I wonder how to say “ay carumba” in German.}}

{{TB|Hey ladies, what’s wrong?}}

{{TB|But we can’t get this old-fashioned jukebox to work!}}

{{TB|Ha! Without a dance, you’re just losers standing around in your socks.}}

{{TB|Who’s the loser now, Bart?}}

{{TB|…and then Milhouse fixed my Joan of Arc nightlight!}}

{{TB|With the new fro-care regiment Milhouse recommended, my hair looks great and I feel like my soul’s aglow!}}

{{TB|Er, ah, don’t look too carefully at the photo gallery on that thing, junior.}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cool Milhouse Fix Miss Springfield’s Phone|8 hours|the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Miss Springfield Clap and Cheer|8 hours|the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Miss Springfield]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Fret|8 hours|the [[Sleep-Eazy Motel]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|So…can I have approval to help Kumiko with her video game?}}

{{TB|I’m not too cool for school — it's the only place I can get any fawning at all now!}}

{{TB|So, you came crawling back to your ol’ pal, Bart. This is a golden opportunity for a classic Bart Simpson Stick-It-to-the-Man prank!}}

{{TB|Oh no you don’t! I see you trying to sneak in and steal my cool thunder. I’ll figure this out myself.}}

{{TB|What are you going to do? Get Nelson to set the mayor’s car on fire?}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cool Milhouse Plot to Take Down the Man|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Root Against Milhouse|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Nelson Be Bummed He Can’t Torch the Mayor’s Car|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Nelson]]}}|colspan=2}}

{{TB|Thank you, Springfield, for joining me at today’s Annual Meeting of the Associated Homeowners Associations: “Proudly preventing above-ground pools and backyard storage sheds since 1979!”}}

{{TB|{{*}}reading teleprompter{{*}} I’d like to begin by noting that people who are super into HOA rules are nothing but giant wieners.}}

{{TB|Ah, heh heh! What I, er, uh, meant was that HOA people love a good wiener roast. Who doesn’t?}}

{{TB|Now, ah, where was I? Let’s see… In addition to being giant wieners, you’re absolute suckers for letting me channel your money into my personal slush fund.}}

{{TB|No! We ordered cupcakes with little mayor sashes on them for this. If we don’t get the mayoral speech we were promised, you can kiss our endorsement goodbye!}}

{{TB|You?! I, uh, suppose I could allow you to help out just this once…}}

{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Cool Milhouse Fix the Mayor’s Teleprompter|8 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Happily Finish Speech|8 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Busybodies Enjoy Speech|8 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|3}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Be Impressed|8 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}