Difference between revisions of "Triumph of Ill"

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Triumph of Ill is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Wendell Borton to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark I finally made it out...oh sweet sunshine on my terribly pale face! Wendell! Where have you been this whole time? I was in the arcade when the whole building shook. I got so sick to my stomach I've been in the bathroom for what feels like years. It was years. There's been an "out of order" sign on that stall since I was six. Let me catch you up on things. Task: "Make Bart Explain Everything to Wendell Borton". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark That's the last time I let my sensitive stomach get the best of me! There must be a way to beat it. Sometimes things can be overcome by training your body to power through it. Most sailors get sea sick their first tour, but their bodies are forced to overcome it to survive. Then that's what I'll do. Where do I sign up to be a pirate? Pirates aren't cool anymore. Blame Johnny Depp. There has to be something I can do to overcome this. Maybe I can get ideas from the school library? Task: "Make Wendell Borton Look at Exciting Careers in School Library". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark I've got it! I found something! You actually discovered something useful in an elementary school library? No, but when I was staring out the window I saw the monkey bars. I've always been terrified of playing on them because of my fear of heights. I'll spend all day on them. Surely that will cure it. Or give you tetanus! Task: "Make Wendell Borton Face the Monkey Bars". The job takes place at Monkey Bars and takes 8 hours. I'm doing it! I'm not only playing on the monkey bars. I'm WALKING on the monkey bars, I'm SWINGING on the monkey bars, I'm-- Oh no... *sickening gurgle* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark I...I...made it. I didn't throw up. You sure you're not dizzy? Don't say "dizzy"... Or queasy, or woozy, or egg salad sandwich sitting in the sun... Oh, no...it's the big one! Task: "Make Wendell Borton Get Extremely Sick". The job takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wendell Borton's exclamation mark I'll never get over this. I'll always get motion sick. I'll never be able to do anything fun or anything with motion in it. Hey there, kiddo. I couldn't help overhearing your predicament. Mostly 'cause I'm nosey. Listen, when I was a kid I went through the same thing. And you know how I got through it? You started jumping buses and canyons on your motorcycle? No, those are all video tricks. Never happened. Your trick should be throwing up BEFORE you get sick. When I'm feeling queasy thinking about a high-flying stunt, I lean into it and blow chow before the stunt. If you replay some of my old stunts you'll see me dry-heaving like crazy under the ramp. Task: "Make Wendell Borton Control His Sickness". The job takes place at Monkey Bars and takes 60 minutes. I've thrown up so much I don't have any energy to play... Son, you're dehydrated! Let me ask, do you feel dizzy, queasy, woozy? How 'bout a warm egg salad sandwich. *CHUCKLES* Egg salad? Oh no... Quest reward: 200 and 20