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| The Birth of a Notion
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The Birth of a Notion is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires J. Rigellian Christ to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark
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Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed!
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Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you.
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Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word…about conquering all other creatures in the universe.
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First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father?
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In that case, bad news…
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| Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark
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Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace.
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Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races.
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Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do.
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Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father.
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Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I'll work on my sermon.
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| Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark
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People of Earth, I bring you good news.
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Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile.
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Why is that good news?
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It's going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting.
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Hear the good word!
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| Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark
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Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not.
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Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human “Internet”, a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures.
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Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian “dirty magazines”.
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But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi.
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Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu.
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| Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark
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Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal.
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What do people think of your MyTube channel?
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They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor.
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Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs.
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I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion.
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| Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet". The job takes 8 hours.
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Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter
The quest name is a reference to the film The Birth of a Nation.
