Difference between revisions of "The Simpson Genome Project"

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The Simpson Genome Project is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Time Traveling Toaster content update. It requires Springfield Historical Society and Hollis Hurlbut to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark DNA analysis has opened the floodgates of historical inquiry. Anyone interested in a free DNA swab? Learn your family's genetic roots? Of course! I'd LOVE to know what great peoples of the past I'm related to. Lisa, I'm not sure the genetic soup that made me and Bart is a tasty one... Task: "Make Lisa Get a Genetic Test". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Hollis Hurlbut Send Tests Away for Study". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark The results are in! The Simpson gene is overwhelmingly Neanderthal! Well, I did hear every person of Eurasian descent has a TINY amount of Neanderthal in them... It would be more precise to say the Simpsons have a tiny amount of human in them. I don't suppose you'd be willing to change that result? For my peace of mind? Lisa, I'm a historian. Twisting the evidence in whatever way is most convenient is what I do. Consider it done! Task: "Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts". The job takes place at Homer's Workbench or the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark It's amazing that primitive cavemen could survive into modern times. You should be so proud, Cave Lisa. I'm a straight-A student! I'm not a caveman! WWell, I'll run a few more tests. But Neanderthals DID have larger craniums. It all fits, you see. NOTHING FITS! RUN MORE TESTS! Task: "Make Lisa Get Further Testing". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Go in for Testing". The job takes place at the Springfield Historical Society and takes 4 hours. Homer, Lisa, you both have the largest heads I've ever recorded. That's why I'm so smart. Smart as an ape, they all say! Such fascinating primate behavior. What a discovery! I'M NOT A DISCOVERY AND NEITHER IS MY DAD! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark Lisa, as a peace offering, I brought you a present. Here. A shank of wild boar. I know how your people love big meat shanks. Save it. If I'm a Neanderthal, then I am going to celebrate my history. Besides, do you have any idea how interesting this will look on a college application? Yale, here I come! And I get to go on disability! Task: "Make Lisa Study Neanderthal History". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Skip Work". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the scientific research project Human Genome Project.