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Long Arm Cannon of the Law

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	A Bart Future
Required characters:	Lisa, Homer
Optional characters:	Future Nelson, Professor Frink, Rott, Future Sideshow Bob, Bart, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Eddie, Lou, Future Maggie, Future Bart, Future Wiggum
Previous quest(s):	The Guy With the AI
Next quest(s):	Ghost in the Machine

Long Arm Cannon of the Law is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Bart Future content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

Between August 25, 2024 and September 18, 2024
	Your brother has a huge bounty on his head. I'm here to bring him in.
	But he's your friend.
	Bounties before buddies. Awesome, futuristic arm cannons don't pay for themselves.
	Okay, but Future Bart is still MY future brother, so promise me that you won't hurt him.
	No problem. I'll switch my arm cannon to super-taser.
	Quick question...do people from this time die if they get hit with ten thousand volts of electricity?
	That sounds like it would kill anyone on the planet.
	Nuts. And here I thought visiting the past would be cool.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x115). If Future Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Future Nelson Adjust His Voltage". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Be Uneasy About All This". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	Freeze Simpson! And face the long cannon-arm of the law!
	Nelson? You became a police officer?
	No way! I'd never become a cop...although most bullies usually grow up to become just that.
	I work for Bail Bond Jumpers Recovery Services.
	Well, recover this! disappears
	Simpson? Where'd you go? Dang, he gave me the slip.
	Next time shoot first and do introductions later.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Drone Pack

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
	How did your bounty hunt go? Is my future brother safe?
	Turns out catching Future Bart is a lousy job. I need to bring some back-up from the future.
	I'm not sure it's a good idea to keep transporting people back from the future.
	Transporting from the future.
	...
	Ooh, the past! Donuts were so much cheaper back now!
	Oh man! Why do I have to go wherever the Chief goes?
	Cool! These guys are incompetent, but...machine, bring back my bounty hunter partner.
	...
	sigh I prefered when this machine's problem was just spouting Buzz Cola ads.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x155). Task: "Make Lisa Roll Her Eyes Even Harder". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	Look what the dilapidated machine dragged in...my bounty-hunting partner, Rott.
	Eww, what is that smell?
	That's the tire fire. You'll get used to it.
	I'm here to take some names and bust some frames.
	I'm not a fan of violence, and you don't belong here.
	And that's Lisa Simpson. You'll get used to "it" too.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Futuristic Tower

Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Pt. 2
	Nelson, I've searched this town and it seems that everyone has a past version of themselves. Where's mine?
	Can you dumb it down for me? I know I said I graduated from college, but what I meant was elementary school. And I didn't graduate from that.
	Well, if you're "Future Nelson", wouldn't that make me "Future Rott"?
	You're blowing my mind here.
	There's something else I'm blowing — a monster away on your six! Taking him out with my taser!
	Owww! falls unconscious
	Nailed him! The bounty on this one is gonna be big!
	That's not a monster. That's Homer Simpson. He's the father of our bounty.
	So our bounty is a monster kid?
	We were all monster kids once. Now he's a future monster kid, or adult.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x155). If Rott is owned: Task: "Make Rott Reload Her Taser". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Future Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Future Nelson Shrug". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Stay Unconscious on the Street". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	There he is — Future Bart!
	Good old Nelson. You're still chasing me. You know you can't win. puts on invisibility cloak
	Your invisibility cloak is no match for my heat-seeking taser! tases Future Bart
	As the fat man says: "D'oh!"
	Nice work, Rott!
	I love the smell of bounty in the morning.
	Yeah, it masks the stench of the tire fire you commented on earlier.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Future Mystery Box Token

Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Pt. 3
	With Future Bart now in custody, we can finally get back to our timeline.
	How exactly do we do that?
	Umm...noogie that AI machine?
	It only responds to questions. Allow me...
	Machine, is Buzz Cola a refreshing beverage to drink after playing sports?
	I knew you were in on the Buzz Cola payroll.
	Scientists need grants!
	I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Please ask your question again.
	Can you bring us back to the future immediately?
	Bringing back the future enemy.
	...
	I am here to kill Bart Simpson!
	"Future enemy"? How could the AI mishear that question? She said it so clearly.
	I built it using the voice recognition from Siri.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x115). If Future Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Greet Everyone". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Smack Her Head". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Skate Park, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 ePhone 67 Billboard

Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Pt. 4
	You idiots! Bringing Future Sideshow Bob here is exactly the thing I was trying to prevent this whole time.
	Oh poor Bart, your feelings ARE hurt. Now they'll match the rest of your body...when I kill you here and in every other timeline you come from!
	Whoa, this guy's mean streak runs deep.
	Rott, we can't let him kill Future Bart!
	Because he's your childhood friend?
	No. Because we don't get paid for bringing bounties back dead.
Task: "Collect Soy Pops" (x195). If Future Nelson is owned: Task: "Make Future Nelson Use His Arm Cannon". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Rott is owned: Task: "Make Rott Kick Some Butt". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Duck and Cover". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Future Sideshow Bob is owned: Task: "Make Future Sideshow Bob Be Thwarted". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	Why am I repeatedly foiled by fourth graders?!
	You have won the battle, but I shall win the war! runs away
	Wow, you guys kicked Bob's butt!
	He's not through with you. He's going to try and kill every timeline Future Bart came from. That includes ours.
	So if we don't stop him, then we'll cease to exist?
	I dunno. I'm pretty sure none of that stuff I just said made any sense.
Quest reward: 200 and 20 Future Lou

Currency-earning jobs[edit]

Task	Character(s)	Time	Location(s)	Reward
Shop for Soy Pops	Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Eddie, Lou	4h	Springfield Grocery Store, CostMo, Try-N-Save, Quick & Fresh, Sconewall Bakery, Swapper Jack's, or Brown House	5, 45
Check for Soy Pops	Future Maggie, Rott, Future Nelson, Future Bart, Future Sideshow Bob, Future Wiggum	The Fighting Chokers Stadium, Sleeveless in Seattle, Memorial Church, Springfield Maximum Security Prison, or Brown House	8, 70

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The Guy With the AI • Lean, Mean, Glavin Machine • Partners In Crime • Long Arm Cannon of the Law • Crack the Code • Ghost in the Machine
Future Bart	Dud Brother
Future Wiggum	Above the Law
Future Nelson	Soldier of Proportion
Rott	Strong as the Pinned
Future Maggie	Good Cop Binky Cop
Future Sideshow Bob	Bad Eggheads
Future Lou	Age Before Beauty
Future Lisa	Flesh and Bud