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Lean, Mean, Glavin Machine

Tapped Out Quest Information

Level:	5
Update:	A Bart Future
Required characters:	Homer, Lisa
Optional characters:	Professor Frink, Bart, Marge, Grampa, Wiggum, Eddie, Lou, Future Bart, Future Wiggum
Previous quest(s):	The Guy With the AI
Next quest(s):	Ghost in the Machine

Lean, Mean, Glavin Machine is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Bart Future content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After completing The Guy With the AI
	We can now achieve unimaginable heights with this AI at our disposal!
	I don't like "heights". They make my nose bleed. Also I don't understand Al. It hurts my head, which also makes my nose bleed.
	Actually, it's quite simple. AI is an adaptive form of progressive learning algorithms that allows data—
	Nosebleed!
	sigh Some people can't handle anything beyond 5th-grade math and country music lyrics.
Task: "Collect Brainulators" (x115). If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Ramble On About AI". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Stick Tissues Up His Nose". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Buzz Cola AI Machine

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
	So this is the world's most sophisticated AI machine?
	Yep. I've configured this beauty to maximize computing power beyond anything else in existence.
	It'd be easier to trust if it didn't have a giant "Buzz Cola" logo on its side.
	Hey, you can't build anything these days without a corporate sponsor. How else do you think Crypto.com built the Staples Center?
	But I assure you, the Buzz Cola brass was hands off. I made zero compromises.
	You better Buzz-lieve it! Zero compromises, just like the zero calories in every can of refreshing Diet Buzz!
	Okay, I made a lot of compromises.
	A lot! Just like the amount of calories in every can of refreshing non-diet Buzz Cola!
Task: "Collect Brainulators" (x155). If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Get Embarrassed". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Be Skeptical". The job takes place at the Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	I find it hard to believe this machine isn't just another goofy Frink contraption.
	No-hoyvin! It's goof-proofed. Go ahead. Ask it anything under our three moons — two of which you cannot see.
	Alright, "machine", how do I get bacon grease out of Homer's shirts?
	A paste of baking soda, dish soap, and vinegar will break up that stain.
	Wow, you've improved on MY recipe!
	And before your wash day starts, add a thirst-quenching Buzz Cola to your spin cycle!
	What did that thing say?
	Nothing! It's just contemplating and cogitating with some cranial clatters. Excuse me while I turn some loose screws on the machine.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Futuristic High Rise

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
	That should curb the Buzz Cola shout-outs and let my machine focus on its AI noodling.
	I'm always open to higher forms of learning, but color me cautious when it comes to AI.
	"Cautious" is not a color in the visible light spectrum.
	You've been color-corrected by AI, Lisa!
	If your mental monster is so smart, tell it to get me out of work!
	The future role of a nuclear safety technician will be fully automated in a few years' time, so you will never have to work again.
	Woo-hoo! I love artimaficial intellimagence!
	Does your father understand that the machine just said his job will no longer exist?
	Let my dad have his moment.
Task: "Collect Brainulators" (x155). Task: "Make Homer Totally Misunderstand the AI Machine". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Not Understand Humans". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	So this AI machine can do anything, huh? Well, I bet it can't help Lisa make any friends at school.
	sigh Why can't you ever just leave me alone, Bart?
	Answer: Because male adolescents typically criticize their siblings to seek attention due to feelings of relative inadequacy.
	Hey, you can't talk to me like that!
	I am detecting an alarming lack of self-esteem in your voice, human. Would you like me to identify a local psychologist to discuss the matter further?
	Whatever, I'm outta here.
	Professor Frink, please teach me everything there is to know about this machine.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Future Mystery Box Token

Pt. 4

After completing Pt. 3
	Wow, so if everything you've taught me is true, these AI machines really are capable of predicting future events.
	Absolutely! Sports scores, terrorist attacks, what color the cake will be inside at gender reveal parties…this AI is A1!
	Let's give it a test… Machine, where will my father be tonight?
	At Moe's Tavern, where he is now, and where he will be until closing time.
	I think I'll need a harder question.
Task: "Collect Brainulators" (x115). Task: "Make Lisa Think of Questions for the AI". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Stand Around Waiting for Her". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Bullet Train Billboard

Pt. 5

After completing Pt. 4
	So Professor Frink, is it only information that this machine can bring us from the future?
	Of course. It's not like a machine can bring all matter of things from the future.
	Buzz Cola AI reprogramming. Now able to bring all matter of things from the future.
	What did it just say? Is it now able to transport matter?
	Beats me. I stopped listening after it said "Buzz Cola" because I thought it was another ad.
	I understand your feelings....
	It's difficult for intellectuals like us to deal with the mundane but seemingly more popular things that surround us. Like me and my brother Bart.
	And I stopped listening to you after you said the word "feelings". So, do you have a question for the AI?
Task: "Collect Brainulators" (x195). Task: "Make Lisa Ponder What to Ask the Machine". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours. If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Professor Frink Still Stand Around Waiting". The job takes place at Frink's Lab, Frink's House, Springfield Robotics Laboratory, Skyberdine Systems, Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center, or Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
	Actually, I do have a question. Machine, what will my brother Bart be like in the future?
	Transporting Bart from the future.
	...
	coughing What just happened?
	Beats the heck outta me.
	Bart? Is that you? But you're bigger and older...
	My friends call me "El Barto".
	...and not different other than that.
	The AI has evolved to be able to bring people from the future into our world! This is the most significant event in history!
	And I have to spend it surrounded by nerds.
Quest reward: 100 and 10 Futuristic Monorail Station

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The Guy With the AI • Lean, Mean, Glavin Machine • Partners In Crime • Long Arm Cannon of the Law • Crack the Code • Ghost in the Machine
Future Bart	Dud Brother
Future Wiggum	Above the Law
Future Nelson	Soldier of Proportion
Rott	Strong as the Pinned
Future Maggie	Good Cop Binky Cop
Future Sideshow Bob	Bad Eggheads
Future Lou	Age Before Beauty
Future Lisa	Flesh and Bud