Difference between revisions of "Social Engineering"

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Social Engineering is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Monorail content update. It requires Sebastian Cobb to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark I'm starting to like this town. Perhaps I will stay here. As the principle of mass dilation said to the matter accelerating near the speed of light, not so fast! I'm the scientist in this town. I even have a crazy house that's never been in the show to prove it! I'd have thought you relished the idea of another intellect in town. We could work on papers together. Nice try, Cobb. But I don't publish with people whose names come before mine alphabetically. But you can't make me leave -- I've already been paid for. You made the wrong mad scientist mad! Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off". The job takes place at Frink's Lab or the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes. Or If Professor Frink is owned: Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Frink Have a Science Off". The job requires Professor Frink, and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark How did that man beat me in science? Half the things he was saying didn't even make sense. Science isn't about making sense -- look at quantum mechanics! If you want a role in this town, you're going to need a new angle. Hmm. Well, I HAVE always been a bit of a doom-and-gloom pessimist. Does this town need a nay-sayer? I should say not. You think you've got a more negative attitude than me? You clearly love food, while I love nothing. Wrong! I am heavyset not because I love food, but because I hate myself. When I'm done with you, those glasses you're wearing will be rose-colored! Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon or the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes. Or If Comic Book Guy is owned: Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Comic Book Guy Have a Negative Off". The job requires Comic Book Guy, and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark Defeated again. That man is as bitter as denatonium. Worst. Joke. Ever. I need a niche... but what? What? Yes, what. I'm sorry, but when you say "what" it sounds like "vhat"... even though it ain't written that way. Yes, that is because of my German accent. Hey, maybe that can be my thing! Zat seems unlikely. There are already TWO of us. Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb and Wolfcastle AND Uter Have a German Off". The job takes place at Wolfcastle's Mansion or the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes. Wolfcastle and Uter take part in the quest if they are owned. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sebastian Cobb's exclamation mark: It's useless. I have nothing to contribute to this world. I may as well not even exist. Nice try there, Colonel Clink. But utter hopelessness is MY thing! You don't want to have a lack of self-esteem with me. I've got noose bruises in places you can't imagine. *sigh* I must be the most unoriginal character in Springfield. Well, at least that's something. You're right! That's my defining characteristic. Being non-unique is what makes me unique! There you go. Everyone's happy! Task: "Make Sebastian Cobb Celebrate His Unoriginality". The job takes place at the Rail Yard and takes 60 minutes. If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Wallow in Depression". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 200 and 20