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{{TB|Almost done.}}
 
{{TB|Almost done.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve sent cards to “Friends of the Forests”, “Black Rhino Buddies”, “Hers Helping Him-alayas”, “The Million Malayan Tiger March”…}}
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{{TB|I've sent cards to "Friends of the Forests", "Black Rhino Buddies", "Hers Helping Him-alayas", "The Million Malayan Tiger March"...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.}}
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{{TB|... and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.}}
 
{{TB|Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I’m sending a card to [[Fallout Boy]].}}
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{{TB|I'm sending a card to [[Fallout Boy]].}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.}}
 
{{TB|Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.}}
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{{TH|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Milhouse, c’mon. We’re s’posed to be cherry-bombing [[Dr. Nick]]’s organ donor deliveries today.}}
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{{TB|Milhouse, c'mon. We're s'posed to be cherry-bombing [[Dr. Nick]]'s organ donor deliveries today.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry, but I’ve got a stack of valentine’s cards to write.}}
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{{TB|Sorry, but I've got a stack of valentine's cards to write.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I’ll never understand you.}}
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{{TB|Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I'll never understand you.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Bart, “you’ve got to give love to get love.}}
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{{TB|Bart, "you've got to give love to get love."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|I read that on the side of a very wise [[Squishee]] cup.}}
 
{{TB|I read that on the side of a very wise [[Squishee]] cup.}}
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{{TB|These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!}}
 
{{TB|These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not all of them. There’s a bunch for Lisa in there.}}
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{{TB|Not all of them. There's a bunch for Lisa in there.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|You’d better stick with [[Puppy Goo-Goo]] and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.}}
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{{TB|You'd better stick with [[Puppy Goo-Goo]] and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa|8 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa|8 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TB|Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!}}
 
{{TB|Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset.}}
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{{TB|How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I'll be very upset.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten…}}
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{{TB|Let's see... Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The 'House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|no Fallout Boy…}}
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{{TB|... no Fallout Boy...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez… how long does it take to write your name on a card?}}
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{{TB|I know he's a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez... how long does it take to write your name on a card?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim.}}
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{{TB|I'm going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being... play the victim.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger|4 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger|4 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Dad! Quick! There’s an emergency!}}
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{{TB|Dad! Quick! There's an emergency!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
{{TB|You have clean underwear in the laundry room.}}
 
{{TB|You have clean underwear in the laundry room.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Not that kind of emergency. Lisa’s trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!}}
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{{TB|Not that kind of emergency. Lisa's trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
 
{{TB|Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.}}
 
{{TB|Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.}}
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{{TB|Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!}}
 
{{TB|Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’m as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy’s cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!}}
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{{TB|I'm as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy's cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.}}
 
{{TB|But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I’m confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy’s super-power anxiety pills!}}
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{{TB|I'm confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy's super-power anxiety pills!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Darn! I left my pill purse at home.}}
 
{{TB|Darn! I left my pill purse at home.}}
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{{TB|Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I’ll only come down for Fallout Boy.}}
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{{TB|I'll only come down for Fallout Boy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine’s cards that came in the mail.}}
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{{TB|Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine's cards that came in the mail.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They’re sealed with real teardrops.}}
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{{TB|The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They're sealed with real teardrops.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one?}}
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{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Where's a hero when you really need one?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I might need one myself. My foot’s stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!}}
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{{TB|I might need one myself. My foot's stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait in a Tree|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait in a Tree|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|“Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received.}}
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{{TB|"Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.}}
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{{TB|That wasn't fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! "Fallout Boy can't save you for Valentine's Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy's online store."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|That’s nice of him.}}
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{{TB|That's nice of him.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills.}}
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{{TB|No, it's not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy's heartless, corporate shills.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|What are you going to do?}}
 
{{TB|What are you going to do?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.}}
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{{TB|I am going to spend Valentine's Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Who’s that?}}
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{{TB|Who's that?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.}}
 
{{TB|You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.}}
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{{TH|After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no…}}
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{{TB|I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!}}
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{{TB|... which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|A “no” is practically third base for a guy like me!}}
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{{TB|A "no" is practically third base for a guy like me!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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{{TH|After logging into your town on Valentine's Day|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After logging into your town on Valentine's Day|colspan=2}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Happy Valentine’s from Tapped Out! Here’s some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!}}
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{{TB|Happy Valentine's from Tapped Out! Here's some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!}}
 
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Latest revision as of 16:00, June 14, 2024


Fission Impossible
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 6
Update: Valentine's Day 2015
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Lisa, Milhouse, Homer, Sidekick Milhouse

Fission Impossible is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2015 content update. It unlocks Sidekick Milhouse.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Marge Hey sweetie, how are your valentines coming along?
Lisa Almost done.
Lisa I've sent cards to "Friends of the Forests", "Black Rhino Buddies", "Hers Helping Him-alayas", "The Million Malayan Tiger March"...
Lisa - Happy ... and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.
Marge Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.
Lisa I'm sending a card to Fallout Boy.
Marge - Sad Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.
Task: "Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Bart Milhouse, c'mon. We're s'posed to be cherry-bombing Dr. Nick's organ donor deliveries today.
Milhouse Sorry, but I've got a stack of valentine's cards to write.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I'll never understand you.
Milhouse Bart, "you've got to give love to get love."
Milhouse I read that on the side of a very wise Squishee cup.
Bart - Surprised These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!
Milhouse Not all of them. There's a bunch for Lisa in there.
Bart - Rolling Eyes You'd better stick with Puppy Goo-Goo and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.
Task: "Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home".
Task: "Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Annoyed Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!
Homer - Annoyed How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I'll be very upset.
Lisa Let's see... Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The 'House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten...
Lisa - Sad ... no Fallout Boy...
Lisa - Annoyed I know he's a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez... how long does it take to write your name on a card?
Lisa - Angry I'm going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being... play the victim.
Task: "Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Milhouse Dad! Quick! There's an emergency!
Kirk You have clean underwear in the laundry room.
Milhouse Not that kind of emergency. Lisa's trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!
Kirk Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.
Milhouse Any true hero would.
New Skin: Sidekick Milhouse
Task: "Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa's Rescue". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Shouting Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!
Sidekick Milhouse I'm as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy's cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!
Lisa But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.
Sidekick Milhouse I'm confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy's super-power anxiety pills!
Sidekick Milhouse - Annoyed Darn! I left my pill purse at home.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark
Sidekick Milhouse Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?
Lisa - Angry I'll only come down for Fallout Boy.
Sidekick Milhouse Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine's cards that came in the mail.
Sidekick Milhouse - Happy The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They're sealed with real teardrops.
Lisa - Sad *sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one?
Sidekick Milhouse - Sad I might need one myself. My foot's stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!
Task: "Make Lisa Wait in a Tree". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Lisa - Happy Milhouse, wake up!
Sidekick Milhouse - Surprised Huh?! Whuh?!
Lisa - Happy One of those valentine's cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Happy "Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received."
Lisa - Shocked That wasn't fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! "Fallout Boy can't save you for Valentine's Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy's online store."
Sidekick Milhouse That's nice of him.
Lisa - Angry No, it's not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy's heartless, corporate shills.
Sidekick Milhouse What are you going to do?
Lisa - Angry I am going to spend Valentine's Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.
Sidekick Milhouse Who's that?
Lisa You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.
Message Don't miss the arrival of the real Fallout Boy in Springfield. COMING SOON!
Task: "Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark
Sidekick Milhouse - Sad I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no...
Sidekick Milhouse - Happy ... which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!
Sidekick Milhouse - Happy A "no" is practically third base for a guy like me!
Task: "Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After logging into your town on Valentine's Day
Message Happy Valentine's from Tapped Out! Here's some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Mission: Impossible.