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{{TB|Almost done.}} | {{TB|Almost done.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I've sent cards to "Friends of the Forests", "Black Rhino Buddies", "Hers Helping Him-alayas", "The Million Malayan Tiger March"...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|... and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.}} | {{TB|Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm sending a card to [[Fallout Boy]].}} |
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}} | ||
{{TB|Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.}} | {{TB|Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.}} | ||
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{{TH|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Milhouse, | + | {{TB|Milhouse, c'mon. We're s'posed to be cherry-bombing [[Dr. Nick]]'s organ donor deliveries today.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sorry, but | + | {{TB|Sorry, but I've got a stack of valentine's cards to write.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} | ||
− | {{TB|Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? | + | {{TB|Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I'll never understand you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Bart, | + | {{TB|Bart, "you've got to give love to get love."}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I read that on the side of a very wise [[Squishee]] cup.}} | {{TB|I read that on the side of a very wise [[Squishee]] cup.}} | ||
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{{TB|These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!}} | {{TB|These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Not all of them. | + | {{TB|Not all of them. There's a bunch for Lisa in there.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You'd better stick with [[Puppy Goo-Goo]] and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.}} |
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa|8 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa|8 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!}} | {{TB|Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
− | {{TB|How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, | + | {{TB|How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I'll be very upset.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Let's see... Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The 'House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|... no Fallout Boy...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
− | {{TB|I know | + | {{TB|I know he's a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez... how long does it take to write your name on a card?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being... play the victim.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger|4 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger|4 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Dad! Quick! | + | {{TB|Dad! Quick! There's an emergency!}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You have clean underwear in the laundry room.}} | {{TB|You have clean underwear in the laundry room.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Not that kind of emergency. | + | {{TB|Not that kind of emergency. Lisa's trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!}} |
{{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.}} | {{TB|Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.}} | ||
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{{TB|Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!}} | {{TB|Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy's cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.}} | {{TB|But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy's super-power anxiety pills!}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
{{TB|Darn! I left my pill purse at home.}} | {{TB|Darn! I left my pill purse at home.}} | ||
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{{TB|Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?}} | {{TB|Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll only come down for Fallout Boy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more | + | {{TB|Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine's cards that came in the mail.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB|The desperate ones are from me. FYI: | + | {{TB|The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They're sealed with real teardrops.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB|{{*}}sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one?}} | + | {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Where's a hero when you really need one?}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB|I might need one myself. My | + | {{TB|I might need one myself. My foot's stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait in a Tree|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Wait in a Tree|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]] or the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received."}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}} | ||
− | {{TB|That | + | {{TB|That wasn't fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! "Fallout Boy can't save you for Valentine's Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy's online store."}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|That's nice of him.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, | + | {{TB|No, it's not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy's heartless, corporate shills.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|What are you going to do?}} | {{TB|What are you going to do?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}} | ||
− | {{TB|I am going to spend | + | {{TB|I am going to spend Valentine's Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Who's that?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.}} | {{TB|You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Sad}} | ||
− | {{TB|I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said | + | {{TB|I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no...}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|... which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!}} |
{{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Sidekick Milhouse Icon|Happy}} | ||
− | {{TB|A | + | {{TB|A "no" is practically third base for a guy like me!}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate|4 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After logging into your town on Valentine's Day|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After logging into your town on Valentine's Day|colspan=2}} | ||
{{TBT|'''Message'''}} | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} | ||
− | {{TB|Happy | + | {{TB|Happy Valentine's from Tapped Out! Here's some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!}} |
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Latest revision as of 16:00, June 14, 2024
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Fission Impossible is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2015 content update. It unlocks Sidekick Milhouse.
Contents
Dialogue[edit]
Pt. 1[edit]
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Pt. 2[edit]
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Pt. 3[edit]
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Pt. 4[edit]
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Pt. 5[edit]
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Pt. 6[edit]
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Pt. 7[edit]
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Mission: Impossible.
The Simpsons: Tapped Out Valentine's Day 2015 quests
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Fission Impossible • Return to Sender | ||
Mindy | Much Ado About Mindy |