| Fission Impossible
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Fission Impossible is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2015 content update. It unlocks Sidekick Milhouse.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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Hey sweetie, how are your valentines coming along?
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Almost done.
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I've sent cards to "Friends of the Forests", "Black Rhino Buddies", "Hers Helping Him-alayas", "The Million Malayan Tiger March"...
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... and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy.
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Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for.
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I'm sending a card to Fallout Boy.
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Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After completing Pt. 1
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Milhouse, c'mon. We're s'posed to be cherry-bombing Dr. Nick's organ donor deliveries today.
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Sorry, but I've got a stack of valentine's cards to write.
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Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I'll never understand you.
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Bart, "you've got to give love to get love."
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I read that on the side of a very wise Squishee cup.
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These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures!
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Not all of them. There's a bunch for Lisa in there.
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You'd better stick with Puppy Goo-Goo and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister.
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Task: "Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home".
Task: "Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards!
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How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I'll be very upset.
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Let's see... Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The 'House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten...
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... no Fallout Boy...
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I know he's a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez... how long does it take to write your name on a card?
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I'm going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being... play the victim.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Dad! Quick! There's an emergency!
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You have clean underwear in the laundry room.
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Not that kind of emergency. Lisa's trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero!
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Take an extra pair of underwear just in case.
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Any true hero would.
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| New Skin: Sidekick Milhouse
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| Task: "Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa's Rescue". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy!
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I'm as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy's cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots!
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But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude.
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I'm confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy's super-power anxiety pills!
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Darn! I left my pill purse at home.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark
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Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you?
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I'll only come down for Fallout Boy.
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Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine's cards that came in the mail.
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The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They're sealed with real teardrops.
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*sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one?
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I might need one myself. My foot's stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together!
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| Task: "Make Lisa Wait in a Tree". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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Milhouse, wake up!
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Huh?! Whuh?!
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One of those valentine's cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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"Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received."
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That wasn't fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! "Fallout Boy can't save you for Valentine's Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy's online store."
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That's nice of him.
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No, it's not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy's heartless, corporate shills.
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What are you going to do?
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I am going to spend Valentine's Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue.
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Who's that?
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You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time.
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| Message
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Don't miss the arrival of the real Fallout Boy in Springfield. COMING SOON!
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| Task: "Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark
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I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no...
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... which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming!
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A "no" is practically third base for a guy like me!
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| Task: "Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After logging into your town on Valentine's Day
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| Message
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Happy Valentine's from Tapped Out! Here's some mass-produced commercial crap to show you how much we care!
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Mission: Impossible.
