Difference between revisions of "Fission Impossible"

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Fission Impossible is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Valentine's Day 2015 content update. It unlocks Sidekick Milhouse.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After starting the update Hey sweetie, how are your valentines coming along? Almost done. I’ve sent cards to “Friends of the Forests”, “Black Rhino Buddies”, “Hers Helping Him-alayas”, “The Million Malayan Tiger March”… … and I have one very special valentine for one very special boy. Thank goodness. Someone a mother could cry at a wedding for. I’m sending a card to Fallout Boy. Oh. For a minute there, I thought you meant a real boy. Task: "Make Lisa Send a Valentine to Fallout Boy". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1 Milhouse, c’mon. We’re s’posed to be cherry-bombing Dr. Nick’s organ donor deliveries today. Sorry, but I’ve got a stack of valentine’s cards to write. Breaking hearts comes before blowing up hearts? I’ll never understand you. Bart, “you’ve got to give love to get love.” I read that on the side of a very wise Squishee cup. These are all addressed to stuffed animals and action figures! Not all of them. There’s a bunch for Lisa in there. You’d better stick with Puppy Goo-Goo and Headless Hellraiser instead of my sister. Task: "Reach Level 8 and Build the Van Houten Home". Task: "Make Milhouse Send a Valentine to Lisa". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Lisa! Our mailbox is jammed with valentine's cards! How am I supposed to get my junk mail? If I miss out on 2 for 1 carpet cleaning or a vinyl-clad window deal, I’ll be very upset. Let’s see… Milhouse, Milhouse Van Houten, Master Van Houten, The ‘House, Milli-Van-Illie-Houten… … no Fallout Boy… I know he’s a superhero with the fate of entire nations in his hands but geez… how long does it take to write your name on a card? I’m going to do something that goes against every fiber of my being… play the victim. Task: "Make Lisa Put Herself in Fake Danger". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Dad! Quick! There’s an emergency! You have clean underwear in the laundry room. Not that kind of emergency. Lisa’s trapped in a tree! I can save her and finally be her hero! Take an extra pair of underwear just in case. Any true hero would. New Skin: Sidekick Milhouse Task: "Make Sidekick Milhouse Rush to Lisa's Rescue". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Milhouse! You're ruining everything! I'm waiting for the REAL Fallout Boy! I’m as real as he gets. I have Fallout Boy’s cuddlebug cape, orthopaedic gloves, prescription eye mask and corrective boots! But I want the REAL Fallout Boy to rescue me and carry me off to his Treehouse of Solitude. I’m confused. This calls for one of Fallout Boy’s super-power anxiety pills! Darn! I left my pill purse at home. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4

After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark Lisa, could you please come down from the tree so I can save you? I’ll only come down for Fallout Boy. Fine. In the meantime, your Mom sent over more valentine’s cards that came in the mail. The desperate ones are from me. FYI: They’re sealed with real teardrops. *sigh* Where's a hero when you really need one? I might need one myself. My foot’s stuck in a woodchuck hole. But this means we can wait together! Task: "Make Lisa Wait in a Tree". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse or the Simpson House and takes 24 hours. Milhouse, wake up! Huh?! Whuh?! One of those valentine's cards was from Fallout Boy! He finally replied! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark “Dear LISA SIMPSON, your fan mail to Fallout Boy was received.” That wasn’t fan mail! I spent $2.95 on that card! “Fallout Boy can’t save you for Valentine’s Day but you can save on merchandise every day from Fallout Boy’s online store.” That’s nice of him. No, it’s not nice. This is just a robo-reply from Fallout Boy’s heartless, corporate shills. What are you going to do? I am going to spend Valentine’s Day with the boy who actually came to my rescue. Who’s that? You! But no physical contact and you have to wear the costume the whole time. Message Don't miss the arrival of the real Fallout Boy in Springfield. COMING SOON! Task: "Make Lisa Go on a Date with Sidekick Milhouse". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 6

After tapping on Sidekick Milhouse's exclamation mark I asked Lisa for a goodnight kiss and she said no… … which is way better than last time when she ran away screaming! A “no” is practically third base for a guy like me! Task: "Make Sidekick Milhouse Celebrate". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 7

Behind the Laughter

The quest name is a reference to Mission: Impossible.