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White Collar Hero is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2014 content update. It requires Father Sean to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before its rightful Son of Anarchy shows up! Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike. Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp! Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday mornings at St. Thomas More church. Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core. I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand. Instead, why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday! Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life! Task: "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". The job takes 12 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now. What truly horrible news! It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname. On Sundays, we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine... And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever. But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome. Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is. Task: "Make Father Sean Quote Contemporary Rappers in a Sermon". The job takes 8 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope." ow twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him. Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible. Out with it, stupid Flanders! The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY* Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you! Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage. Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie! Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Band". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer. I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants... ...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence. But the Catholic Church did all those things and more. Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting! I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us. Task: "Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven. What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct? Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true... So I can sin all I want, then, just before I croak, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would? Uhhhhhhhhh... Loophole! You're not really appreciating the spirit of the thing... Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before. Task: "Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours. Quest reward: 200 and 20