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Bartman: -- You mean you guys are Itchy & Scratchy fans?!

Kang Johnson: Insolent whelp! You dare question us!

Kodos Johnson: Hold, Kang -- Failing to engage in expository conversation would be a breach of Earth etiquette in a moment such as this!

Kang: Well, in that case -- Yes, we observe Itchy and Scratchy's antics daily on our video screens! After all, senseless violence is the cornerstone of Rigelian philosophy!

Kodos: Itchy and Scratchy have been a source of great edification during our lengthy interstellar voyages! It was they who inspired our pilgrimage to Earth!

Bartman: That tingling --! Something's happening in my head! I think it's -- An idea!

Barfly: So what super power do I get? Strength? X-ray vision? No! I get to be four inches tall! This stinks!

The Black Belch: What are you complaining about, Barfly? We let you out of the pinball machine, didn't we?

Radioactive Man: This blatant disregard for private property must be stopped! I'll restore order to Springfield, or my name isn't Claude Kane III! ...Er, which it isn't, of course!

Bartman: Man, how ironic! This is just the kind of mindless fight scene I'd enjoy if it were in a comic book -- But now I have to try and stop it!

Bartman: According to my latest brainstorm, by using Flanders' tape as a sampling reference, with a simple adjustment of the time-base corrector I can return us all to the moment before Itchy and Scratchy materialized, this undoing all the ensuing mayhem!

Radioactive Man: How do you know it won't blow up, ignite Earth's atmosphere, and destroy all life on the planet?

Bartman: Hey, if the inventors of the atom bomb didn't worry about it, why should I?