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− | ==Unhappy Hunting== | + | == Unhappy Hunting == |
− | ===Unhappy Hunting Pt. 1=== | + | === Unhappy Hunting Pt. 1 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Recruiting is down, donations are | + | {{TB|Recruiting is down, donations are waning... I just don't know how much longer I can keep paying for this enormous Movementarian compound.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well, I can definitely get this place off your hands, but we're in a buyer's market so it'll be for pennies on the dollar. More pennies than dollars.}} | {{TB|Well, I can definitely get this place off your hands, but we're in a buyer's market so it'll be for pennies on the dollar. More pennies than dollars.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It's laundry day.}} | {{TB|It's laundry day.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Leader Wash His Robes (12h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Leader Wash His Robes (12h)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Unhappy Hunting Pt. 2=== | + | === Unhappy Hunting Pt. 2 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Unhappy Hunting Pt. 3=== | + | === Unhappy Hunting Pt. 3 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Upgraded?}} | {{TB|Upgraded?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|From | + | {{TB|From hunter... to huntee.}} |
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>fires shotgun into air<nowiki>*</nowiki> Woo!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>fires shotgun into air<nowiki>*</nowiki> Woo!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Leader Give Groundskeeper Willie a Head Start (4h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Leader Give Groundskeeper Willie a Head Start (4h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Willie: '''Task: '''Make Groundskeeper Willie Run for It (4h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Grant Connor: '''Task: '''Make Grant Connor Fire Another Warning Shot (4h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>breathing hard<nowiki>*</nowiki> Why, that son of a bawbag. Nobody hunts Willie outside of the Scottish Highlands Stag Festival!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>breathing hard<nowiki>*</nowiki> Why, that son of a bawbag. Nobody hunts Willie outside of the Scottish Highlands Stag Festival!}} | ||
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{{TB|Back! Back I said! This is MY stuff!}} | {{TB|Back! Back I said! This is MY stuff!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I've seen this | + | {{TB|Whoa there. What have you got here? Guns? Ammo? A hundred and fifty cans of Dinty Moore Beef Stew? I've seen this before... you're preppin'!}} |
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I am not!}} | {{TB|I am not!}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Unhappy Hunting Pt. 4=== | + | === Unhappy Hunting Pt. 4 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|It's also going to start raining soon, according to this Channel 6 News Weather App, available now on your app store of choice.}} | {{TB|It's also going to start raining soon, according to this Channel 6 News Weather App, available now on your app store of choice.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You'll need my tracking skills. <nowiki>*</nowiki>sniffs air<nowiki>*</nowiki> Is | + | {{TB|You'll need my tracking skills. <nowiki>*</nowiki>sniffs air<nowiki>*</nowiki> Is that... haggis?}} |
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I do believe six noses are better than one. Smithers, release the hounds.}} | {{TB|I do believe six noses are better than one. Smithers, release the hounds.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Release the lobbyists.}} | {{TB|Release the lobbyists.}} | ||
− | {{THT|If the users has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Release the Lobbyists (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|If the users has Quimby: '''Task: '''Make Quimby Release the Lobbyists (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make The Leader Give Lobbyists Haggis for Reference (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Grant Connor: '''Task: '''Make Grant Connor Track Willie's Scent (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Smithers: '''Task: '''Make Smithers Run Home to Get the Hounds (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Mr. Burns: '''Task: '''Make Burns Try to Drive the Tank (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Unhappy Hunting Pt. 5=== | + | === Unhappy Hunting Pt. 5 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on The Leader's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | {{Tapped Out The Leader Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh, yeah it's fine.}} | {{TB|Uh, yeah it's fine.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Leader Hand Out Pamphlets (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make The Leader Hand Out Pamphlets (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Willie: '''Task: '''Make Groundskeeper Willie Ambush the Hunters (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)<br>If the user has Herman: '''Task: '''Make Herman Hermann Ambush the Hunters (2h, Movementarian Compound, Cult Flying Saucer, Movementarian Ad Truck or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Grant Connor Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We're under attack! <nowiki>*</nowiki>fires off random gunshots<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|We're under attack! <nowiki>*</nowiki>fires off random gunshots<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==WWBJD== | + | == WWBJD == |
− | ===WWBJD Pt. 1=== | + | === WWBJD Pt. 1 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I was really hoping for mid-century modern, but the price was too good. I just hope the needed renovations don't kill the budget. Tithes are down this month, so I gotta take it easy, you know?}} | {{TB|I was really hoping for mid-century modern, but the price was too good. I just hope the needed renovations don't kill the budget. Tithes are down this month, so I gotta take it easy, you know?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I want to make sure I get this paperwork right. | + | {{TB|I want to make sure I get this paperwork right. So... is "Baby" your legal first name?}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> It's actually Josh.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> It's actually Josh.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Sign Mortgage Papers (4h, Baby Jesus House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Sign Mortgage Papers (4h, Baby Jesus House)<br>If the user has Cookiw Kwan: '''Task: '''Make Cookie Kwan Hand Over the Keys (4h, Red Blazer Realy, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Okay, that's the last signature.}} | {{TB|Okay, that's the last signature.}} | ||
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{{TB|Oh, right. The whole walking on water thing. That's a drag.}} | {{TB|Oh, right. The whole walking on water thing. That's a drag.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah it really is a lame superpower. | + | {{TB|Yeah it really is a lame superpower. Like... it's never useful. Ever.}} |
{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===WWBJD Pt. 2=== | + | === WWBJD Pt. 2 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|So we'll go with granite on the island, and the undercabinet lighting will really make it all pop. Oh, and let's have a look at these blueprints for the breakfast nook.}} | {{TB|So we'll go with granite on the island, and the undercabinet lighting will really make it all pop. Oh, and let's have a look at these blueprints for the breakfast nook.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Wow, Roscoe. You really know your stuff. | + | {{TB|Wow, Roscoe. You really know your stuff. But... don't you have a whole steel mill to run? Why are you taking contractor gigs?}} |
{{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Roscoe Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Yeah... actually I normally don't. But we in the LGBTQ community are a little concerned about our chances at the afterlife. Was hoping that in exchange you'd be willing to... put in a good word with the big guy?}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hmm, if you give me 10% off the renovations then I'll shoot him a text.}} | {{TB|Hmm, if you give me 10% off the renovations then I'll shoot him a text.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Haha, I'm just messing with you. 5%.}} | {{TB|Haha, I'm just messing with you. 5%.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Shoot God a Text (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Shoot God a Text (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Roscoe: '''Task: '''Make Roscoe Have Demo Day (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===WWBJD Pt. 3=== | + | === WWBJD Pt. 3 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Mostly standing and lying down.}} | {{TB|Mostly standing and lying down.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I was living at the Bowlarama but my uncle kicked me out. You drop ONE case of mustard on the | + | {{TB|I was living at the Bowlarama but my uncle kicked me out. You drop ONE case of mustard on the lane... }} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You don't mind if I stay here a little longer, do you? I can pay you, just not with money.}} | {{TB|You don't mind if I stay here a little longer, do you? I can pay you, just not with money.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Boy do I! How do you think I pay Moe back for all the drinks? Plunging the toilet at the bar, and accounting services. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|Boy do I! How do you think I pay Moe back for all the drinks? Plunging the toilet at the bar, and accounting services. <nowiki>*</nowiki>belch<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Bring Down Some Fresh Linens (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Bring Down Some Fresh Linens (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Barney: '''Task: '''Make Barney Plunge Out the Old Plumbing (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Roscoe: '''Task: '''Make Roscoe Apprentice Barney (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And so you see, Baby Jesus, that's why you want to make sure to save your receipts and itemize all the renovation costs on your taxes.}} | {{TB|And so you see, Baby Jesus, that's why you want to make sure to save your receipts and itemize all the renovation costs on your taxes.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===WWBJD Pt. 4=== | + | === WWBJD Pt. 4 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|No, sir. Dr. Gil's is the world's first cleaning spray made entirely of porpoise byproducts. It's the blubber that really dissolves the grime.}} | {{TB|No, sir. Dr. Gil's is the world's first cleaning spray made entirely of porpoise byproducts. It's the blubber that really dissolves the grime.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Right, | + | {{TB|Right, uh... you know I think we're good. Full up on cleaning supplies.}} |
{{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ah, c'mon will ya? Ol' Gil only needs to sell seven more of these puppies and he'll have enough for a hot meal and a place to stay tonight. Can you help a guy out?}} | {{TB|Ah, c'mon will ya? Ol' Gil only needs to sell seven more of these puppies and he'll have enough for a hot meal and a place to stay tonight. Can you help a guy out?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You need a place to stay, huh? Tell | + | {{TB|You need a place to stay, huh? Tell me... how's your tilework?}} |
{{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Make Up a Room for Gil (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Make Up a Room for Gil (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===WWBJD Pt. 5=== | + | === WWBJD Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Baby Jesus' exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Gimme a break. Those people again?!}} | {{TB|Gimme a break. Those people again?!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Get on the Horn With the Union (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Get on the Horn With the Union (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Otto: '''Task: '''Make Otto Refinish the Floors (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Sea Captain: '''Task: '''Make Sea Captain Paint a Hallway Pirate Mural (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task: '''Make Squeaky Voice Teen Track Worker Hours (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Sideshow Bob: '''Task: '''Make Sideshow Bob Wire the Recessed Lighting (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Kirk: '''Task: '''Make Kirk Redo His Crappy Tilework (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Hugh Jass: '''Task: '''Make Hugh Jass Build a Huge Ash Banister (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Barney: '''Task: '''Make Barney Fix Drywall Holes From Angry Punches (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Roscoe: '''Task: '''Make Roscoe Install Wainscoting in the Breakfast Nook (4h, Baby Jesus House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Alright, that's enough. I'm shutting this operation down.}} | {{TB|Alright, that's enough. I'm shutting this operation down.}} | ||
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{{TB|Shutting us down?! Chip and Joanna wouldn't stand for this, and neither will I!}} | {{TB|Shutting us down?! Chip and Joanna wouldn't stand for this, and neither will I!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|You are officially in violation of local fire code | + | {{TB|You are officially in violation of local fire code uh... seven-three... niner... clause B-7. Too many people living in a house with not enough fire extinguishers.}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Uh-huh. Anything I can do | + | {{TB|Uh-huh. Anything I can do to... make this all go away?}} |
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Baby | + | {{TB|Baby Jesus... are you trying to bribe me?}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|... no?}} |
{{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Fireman Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ah, dang. I really could've used the money. I don't get paid enough for this volunteer gig.}} | {{TB|Ah, dang. I really could've used the money. I don't get paid enough for this volunteer gig.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Filmed to Death== | + | == Filmed to Death == |
− | ===Filmed to Death Pt. 1=== | + | === Filmed to Death Pt. 1 === |
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{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I heard a rumor that Baby Jesus was here. But you're telling me that's not true?}} | {{TB|I heard a rumor that Baby Jesus was here. But you're telling me that's not true?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Here? At my house? | + | {{TB|Here? At my house? I... don't even know who Baby Jesus is.}} |
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You're Ned Flanders, yes? The same Ned Flanders who just published an op-ed in the Springfield Shopper titled "Baby Got Back: The Return of Our Diapered Lord and Savior"?}} | {{TB|You're Ned Flanders, yes? The same Ned Flanders who just published an op-ed in the Springfield Shopper titled "Baby Got Back: The Return of Our Diapered Lord and Savior"?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, THAT Baby Jesus. Sure. Sure. Yeah, | + | {{TB|Oh, THAT Baby Jesus. Sure. Sure. Yeah, um... I'm pretty sure he's uh... getting a haircut.}} |
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Getting a haircut?}} | {{TB|Getting a haircut?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yeah. Those long locks were really starting to get in his eyes.}} | {{TB|Yeah. Those long locks were really starting to get in his eyes.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make King Herod Track Down Baby Jesus at the Barber (2h, Curl Up and Dye, Hairy Shearers, Jake's Unisex or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make King Herod Track Down Baby Jesus at the Barber (2h, Curl Up and Dye, Hairy Shearers, Jake's Unisex or Brown House)<br>If the user has Ned: '''Task: '''Make Flanders Go Next Door to Warn Baby Jesus (2h, Simpson House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>answering the door<nowiki>*</nowiki> Flanders. This better be good.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>answering the door<nowiki>*</nowiki> Flanders. This better be good.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Filmed to Death Pt. 2=== | + | === Filmed to Death Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Excuse me. King Herod? I, | + | {{TB|Excuse me. King Herod? I, uh... heard a rumor you were gonna murder a kid.}} |
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And would this be a problem?}} | {{TB|And would this be a problem?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You're a policeman, yes? I could actually use your help.}} | {{TB|You're a policeman, yes? I could actually use your help.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make King Herod Make a Proposal to Chief Wiggum (4h, Police Station, Wiggum House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make King Herod Make a Proposal to Chief Wiggum (4h, Police Station, Wiggum House, Town Hall or Brown House)<br>If the user has Wiggum: Wiggum: Make Wiggum Listen to King Herod's Proposal (4h, Police Station, Wiggum House, Town Hall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Kill every baby boy in Springfield, huh? It's an interesting strategy, I'll give you that.}} | {{TB|Kill every baby boy in Springfield, huh? It's an interesting strategy, I'll give you that.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Filmed to Death Pt. 3=== | + | === Filmed to Death Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
− | {{THT|If the users has Rev. Lovejoy: '''Task: '''Make Lovejoy Let King Herod Have This One (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|If the users has Rev. Lovejoy: '''Task: '''Make Lovejoy Let King Herod Have This One (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House)<br>If the user has Ned: '''Task: '''Make Flanders Gasp Louder to Make Sure Lovejoy Heard (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make King Herod Thank Lovejoy for His Fealty to the Crown (4h, First Church of Springfield, Mega Church, Springfield Episcopal Church or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Reverend! Do you know what you've done? If Baby Jesus dies now then it means he never dies later!}} | {{TB|Reverend! Do you know what you've done? If Baby Jesus dies now then it means he never dies later!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|So | + | {{TB|So you... want Jesus to die?}} |
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Of course! | + | {{TB|Of course! But... at the time of my choosing!}} |
{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Filmed to Death Pt. 4=== | + | === Filmed to Death Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Herod. How did you know I'd be here?}} | {{TB|Herod. How did you know I'd be here?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The reverend was easily exploited. Once I explained that your death now would mean your lack of death later, and as a result the failure of his religion to ever form in the first | + | {{TB|The reverend was easily exploited. Once I explained that your death now would mean your lack of death later, and as a result the failure of his religion to ever form in the first place... }} |
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|... he seemed very interested in no longer having to write sermons every week.}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|So this is it, huh? You're just gonna off me right here? In front of all these cameras?}} | {{TB|So this is it, huh? You're just gonna off me right here? In front of all these cameras?}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Perhaps I could interest you in a little proposal instead?}} | {{TB|Perhaps I could interest you in a little proposal instead?}} | ||
− | {{THT|If the users has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Propose Faking His Own Death (4h, Bowlarama, Town Hall, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|If the users has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Propose Faking His Own Death (4h, Bowlarama, Town Hall, Springfield Library or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make King Herod Listen Intently (4h)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And so, you see, I get to live and you get to tell all your friends back home that you took care of that pesky messiah.}} | {{TB|And so, you see, I get to live and you get to tell all your friends back home that you took care of that pesky messiah.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | {{Tapped Out King Herod Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Okay, so we film the faking of your death. | + | {{TB|Okay, so we film the faking of your death. But... none of my friends back home have phones or DVD players...}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Fine. We'll have my faked death carved in stone and we'll get it notarized.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Fine. We'll have my faked death carved in stone and we'll get it notarized.}} | ||
{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Filmed to Death Pt. 5=== | + | === Filmed to Death Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on King Herod's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Right. Let's do a tracking shot across the balcony here as I run into frame. Then we'll need to get close-up coverage on my monologue, and we'll shoot B-roll after lunch.}} | {{TB|Right. Let's do a tracking shot across the balcony here as I run into frame. Then we'll need to get close-up coverage on my monologue, and we'll shoot B-roll after lunch.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|So... do I press this button here with the red circle?}} |
{{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Baby Jesus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|And... ACTION!}} |
− | {{THT|If the users has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Fake His Own Death (4h, Herod's Citadel or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|If the users has Baby Jesus: '''Task: '''Make Baby Jesus Fake His Own Death (4h, Herod's Citadel or Brown House)<br>'''Task: ''' the user has Ned: '''Task: '''Make Flanders Get a Good Tracking Shot (4h, Herod's Citadel or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And so that's where I'm still confused. Because Baby Jesus was killed, but somehow you're still here?}} | {{TB|And so that's where I'm still confused. Because Baby Jesus was killed, but somehow you're still here?}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==The Mid-Life Tribulation== | + | == The Mid-Life Tribulation == |
− | ===Yahweh Unlocked Notification=== | + | === Yahweh Unlocked Notification === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After unlocking Yahweh:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After unlocking Yahweh:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Yahweh has come to Springfield! Complete his sidequest to unlock his never-ending mid-life crisis and earn donuts every time he hits rock bottom!}} | {{TB|Yahweh has come to Springfield! Complete his sidequest to unlock his never-ending mid-life crisis and earn donuts every time he hits rock bottom!}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 1=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moses Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes.}} | {{TB|Yes.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Realize He's Old (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Realize He's Old (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Worry About Where This is Heading (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|It has been a while since I smote an Assyrian horde. And I don't even remember the last time I saw the old Pillar of Salt, if you know what I mean.}} | {{TB|It has been a while since I smote an Assyrian horde. And I don't even remember the last time I saw the old Pillar of Salt, if you know what I mean.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 2=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The first step is to get ripped.}} | {{TB|The first step is to get ripped.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Join a Gym (4h, Lugash's Gym, Old Scratch's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Join a Gym (4h, Lugash's Gym, Old Scratch's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Reluctantly Get Into Cycling (4h, Lugash's Gym, Old Scratch's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|My body fat is five percent and my resting heart rate is 50. I feel like I did on the seventh day!}} | {{TB|My body fat is five percent and my resting heart rate is 50. I feel like I did on the seventh day!}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 3=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I say so.}} | {{TB|I say so.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Get on Instagram (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Get on Instagram (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Approach Gym Patrons (4h, Lugash's Gym, Old Scratch's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)<br>If the user has Cookie Kwan: '''Task: '''Make Cookie Kwan Ignore Moses (4h, Lugash's Gym, Old Scratch's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task: '''Make Squeaky Voice Teen Ask Yahweh and Moses to Leave (4h, Lugash's Gym, Old Scratch's Gym, All Night Gym or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Did you get her number?}} | {{TB|Did you get her number?}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 4=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We just need to sweeten the pot by showing that we're not just incredibly ripped — we're fun, exciting, and rich!}} | {{TB|We just need to sweeten the pot by showing that we're not just incredibly ripped — we're fun, exciting, and rich!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Buy a Porsche (4h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Buy a Porsche (4h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Check Yahweh's Followers (4h, Towne Centre at Springfielde Glenne, Springfield Mall or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
{{TB|License and registration.}} | {{TB|License and registration.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 5=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Big Zoo Fan Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Big Zoo Fan Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Right this way.}} | {{TB|Right this way.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Post Selfies (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Post Selfies (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Compare Yahweh's Follower Counts to God's (4h, Jewish Walk of Fame, Temple Beth Springfield, Jewish Heaven, Invisible House or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Moses, my man! You look fly!}} | {{TB|Moses, my man! You look fly!}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 6=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 6 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I don't think that's quite the right place to connect to the new young followers we need.}} | {{TB|I don't think that's quite the right place to connect to the new young followers we need.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Go to a Rave (4h, Draggle Rock, Hard Lad Nightclub, One Night Stan's, Businessman's Social Club or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Go to a Rave (4h, Draggle Rock, Hard Lad Nightclub, One Night Stan's, Businessman's Social Club or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Reluctantly Tag Along (4h, Draggle Rock, Hard Lad Nightclub, One Night Stan's, Businessman's Social Club or Brown House)<br>If the user has God: God: Make God Like Yahweh's Rave Selfies (4h, Heaven, Jewish Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shouting<nowiki>*</nowiki> This is amazing!}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>shouting<nowiki>*</nowiki> This is amazing!}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 7=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 7 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|More for me!}} | {{TB|More for me!}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Keep the Party Going (4h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Keep the Party Going (4h)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Quietly Edit Yahweh's Tweets (4h, Draggle Rock, Hard Lad Nightclub, One Night Stan's, Businessman's Social Club or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'm thinking of changing my name to Y-Axis.}} | {{TB|I'm thinking of changing my name to Y-Axis.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 8=== | + | === The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 8 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Yahweh's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Yahweh Icon}} | ||
{{TB|You were right. We should stick to our demo.}} | {{TB|You were right. We should stick to our demo.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Hire An Image Consultant (24h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Yahweh Hire An Image Consultant (24h)<br>If the user has Moses: '''Task: '''Make Moses Put His Feet Up (4h, Heaven, Jewish Heaven, Heavenly Swing Set or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Moses Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moses Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Isn't this better? Sunshine, orange juice, and eggs benedict! This is the life for men — or beings — of our stature.}} | {{TB|Isn't this better? Sunshine, orange juice, and eggs benedict! This is the life for men — or beings — of our stature.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Yahweh all steps completed notifications=== | + | === Yahweh all steps completed notifications === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After completing Hire An Image Consultant, a random text is selected:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After completing Hire An Image Consultant, a random text is selected:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Yahweh has finally come to his senses! Unfortunately, his favorite robes got caught in the burning bush and the cycle begins anew.}} | {{TB|Yahweh has finally come to his senses! Unfortunately, his favorite robes got caught in the burning bush and the cycle begins anew.}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Heaven Gil Deal== | + | == Heaven Gil Deal == |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Gil's Andre mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Gil's Andre mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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}} | }} | ||
− | ==Heaven Forbidden== | + | == Heaven Forbidden == |
− | ===Heaven Forbidden Pt. 1=== | + | === Heaven Forbidden Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Gah! Where — where am I? This doesn't look like heaven.}} | {{TB|Gah! Where — where am I? This doesn't look like heaven.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Excuse me, ma'am? | + | {{TB|Excuse me, ma'am? Is... is this heaven?}} |
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ugh, do you know how many times I've heard that line? Get away, creep.}} | {{TB|Ugh, do you know how many times I've heard that line? Get away, creep.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I'll take that as a no. That line always works in heaven.}} | {{TB|I'll take that as a no. That line always works in heaven.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Try to Get Back to Heaven (8h)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Try to Get Back to Heaven (8h)<br>If the user has Lindsey Naegle: '''Task: '''Make Lindsey Naegle Refill Her Mace (4h, Kwik-E-Mart, Try-N-Save, Swapper Jack's or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Excuse me, sir? | + | {{TB|Excuse me, sir? Is... is this hell?}} |
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Ah, common misconception. No, this is Springfield.}} | {{TB|Ah, common misconception. No, this is Springfield.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Heaven Forbidden Pt. 2=== | + | === Heaven Forbidden Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|My friend, Lou. He was a fallen angel. Great guy. Great guy. Found himself in Springfield first, but that didn't last long. Been down here with us ever since.}} | {{TB|My friend, Lou. He was a fallen angel. Great guy. Great guy. Found himself in Springfield first, but that didn't last long. Been down here with us ever since.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, you wouldn't happen to know a way to get back to heaven, would you? Maybe | + | {{TB|Hey, you wouldn't happen to know a way to get back to heaven, would you? Maybe a... secret tunnel from hell?}} |
{{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Well now why would you wanna go and do a thing like that? What, we're not good enough for you down here? You gotta run back to your white hat friends?}} | {{TB|Well now why would you wanna go and do a thing like that? What, we're not good enough for you down here? You gotta run back to your white hat friends?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|No, no, it's just that I, | + | {{TB|No, no, it's just that I, uh... forgot my toothbrush.}} |
{{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
{{TB|We got toothbrushes down here. We've got all kinds of toothbrushes. What do you want, stiff bristles? Extra grippy handle? One of them electric ones? I got a toothbrush guy, he'll get you set up.}} | {{TB|We got toothbrushes down here. We've got all kinds of toothbrushes. What do you want, stiff bristles? Extra grippy handle? One of them electric ones? I got a toothbrush guy, he'll get you set up.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Great. Thanks.}} | {{TB|Great. Thanks.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Pretend to Shop for Toothbrushes in Hell (4h, Hell Labs, Hellscape, Hell Moe's, Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Pretend to Shop for Toothbrushes in Hell (4h, Hell Labs, Hellscape, Hell Moe's, Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House)<br>If the user has Demon Moe: '''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Introduce Andre to His Toothbrush Guy (4h, Hell Labs, Hellscape, Stairway to Hell, Flanders Personal Hell or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yes, can I help you?}} | {{TB|Yes, can I help you?}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, you're a reverend, right? So you can talk to God?}} | {{TB|Hey, you're a reverend, right? So you can talk to God?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh... yes, I speak with him every day.}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Great, great. Can you get him a message for me? Let him know that it's Andre. There's been a mix-up. I somehow ended up down on the mortal coil. Ask him if he can send his driver to pick me up.}} | {{TB|Great, great. Can you get him a message for me? Let him know that it's Andre. There's been a mix-up. I somehow ended up down on the mortal coil. Ask him if he can send his driver to pick me up.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Uh, these conversations I have with God, they' | + | {{TB|Uh, these conversations I have with God, they're... somewhat one-sided. I talk, and he listens. I assume.}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Wait, he didn't give you his direct line?}} | {{TB|Wait, he didn't give you his direct line?}} | ||
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{{TB|There's a direct — no, he did not.}} | {{TB|There's a direct — no, he did not.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Look, I'm not supposed to tell people this | + | {{TB|Look, I'm not supposed to tell people this but... God actually lives over in Springfield Heights. But good luck getting past the gate around his mansion. Believe me, I've tried.}} |
{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Heaven Forbidden Pt. 3=== | + | === Heaven Forbidden Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Exactly. Just the worst. So what happened, why am I here? I mean, I didn't do something wrong, did I?}} | {{TB|Exactly. Just the worst. So what happened, why am I here? I mean, I didn't do something wrong, did I?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh... no. Definitely not. You're just, uh... here for a special mission. Yeah, that's it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> I knew it! Of course you'd save the most important mission for me. So what is it?}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> I knew it! Of course you'd save the most important mission for me. So what is it?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, | + | {{TB|Well, uh... let's see. Oh, I know. A portal to hell has opened up in Springfield and I need you to close it up. Can't be having any demons getting through.}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, yeah I know exactly where it is. I was just — uh, I | + | {{TB|Oh, yeah I know exactly where it is. I was just — uh, I mean... I heard about it.}} |
{{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Great. Sure, yeah go take care of that. Away from here. Don't come back here.}} | {{TB|Great. Sure, yeah go take care of that. Away from here. Don't come back here.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Intercom Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Sure, yeah.}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Sure, yeah.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Buy Explosives (2h, Bloodbath and Beyond, General Store, Herman's Military Antiques, Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Buy Explosives (2h, Bloodbath and Beyond, General Store, Herman's Military Antiques, Kwik-E-Mart or Brown House)<br>If the user has God: '''Task: '''Make God Call Jesus to Complain About Andre (2h, Modern Mansion, Mountain Lodge, Classic Mansion, Private Island, Deluxe Condo, Exclusive Resort or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon}} | ||
{{TB|If you're looking for explosives, might I recommend our Super Boommaker? It gets the job done.}} | {{TB|If you're looking for explosives, might I recommend our Super Boommaker? It gets the job done.}} | ||
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{{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Heaven Forbidden Pt. 4=== | + | === Heaven Forbidden Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Hey, mister. What are you doing? Blowing stuff up to impress some girls? Classic.}} | {{TB|Hey, mister. What are you doing? Blowing stuff up to impress some girls? Classic.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Oh, uh, no. I'm | + | {{TB|Oh, uh, no. I'm just... can I let you kids in on a little secret? I'm actually on a top-secret mission from the big guy himself.}} |
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|McBain?!}} | {{TB|McBain?!}} | ||
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{{TB|And if I do a good job, I get to go back to heaven.}} | {{TB|And if I do a good job, I get to go back to heaven.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Uh... you can go to heaven right here in Springfield. It's like three blocks that way.}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Are we talking about the same heaven? Waterfalls? Pedicure Hut?}} | {{TB|Are we talking about the same heaven? Waterfalls? Pedicure Hut?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
{{TB|The very same. We just came from there. I took a swim and Milhouse got his nails done.}} | {{TB|The very same. We just came from there. I took a swim and Milhouse got his nails done.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bart Show Andre the Way to Heaven (3h, Heaven or Brown House)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Bart Show Andre the Way to Heaven (3h, Heaven or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Milhouse Show Off His Nails (3h, Heaven or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Andre Totally Forget About the Hell Portal (3h, Heaven or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} |
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Heaven Forbidden Pt. 5=== | + | === Heaven Forbidden Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After tapping on Andre's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I know, right? How long have you guys been here? And why is heaven here? Does God know about that?}} | {{TB|I know, right? How long have you guys been here? And why is heaven here? Does God know about that?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Um... look I'm gonna level with you. God brought part of heaven down here so he'd have a place to relax... away from you.}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
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{{TB|Don't take it personally, he really doesn't like me that much either. He says I take the spotlight.}} | {{TB|Don't take it personally, he really doesn't like me that much either. He says I take the spotlight.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Which — okay, that's fair. But hey that's what happens when you turn water to wine, feed five thousand people fish sandwiches, come back to life, just to name a | + | {{TB|Which — okay, that's fair. But hey that's what happens when you turn water to wine, feed five thousand people fish sandwiches, come back to life, just to name a few... }} |
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Anyways, I don't know how you ended up here. Must've gotten caught on the slipspace stream when God was teleporting heaven down.}} | {{TB|Anyways, I don't know how you ended up here. Must've gotten caught on the slipspace stream when God was teleporting heaven down.}} | ||
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{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.}} | {{TB|Uh, sure. Knock yourself out.}} | ||
− | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Take a Heavenly Dip (4h, Heaven)<br | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Andre Take a Heavenly Dip (4h, Heaven)<br>If the user has Jesus Christ: '''Task: '''Make Jesus Relax by the Pool (4h, Heaven or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
{{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Andre Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Hey, Jesus! Jesus, look. I can do the backstroke.}} | {{TB|Hey, Jesus! Jesus, look. I can do the backstroke.}} |
Revision as of 11:15, August 3, 2021
Contents
- 1 Unhappy Hunting
- 2 WWBJD
- 3 Filmed to Death
- 4 The Mid-Life Tribulation
- 4.1 Yahweh Unlocked Notification
- 4.2 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 1
- 4.3 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 2
- 4.4 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 3
- 4.5 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 4
- 4.6 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 5
- 4.7 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 6
- 4.8 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 7
- 4.9 The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 8
- 4.10 Yahweh all steps completed notifications
- 5 Heaven Gil Deal
- 6 Heaven Forbidden
Unhappy Hunting
Unhappy Hunting Pt. 1
Unhappy Hunting Pt. 2
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Unhappy Hunting Pt. 3
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Unhappy Hunting Pt. 4
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Unhappy Hunting Pt. 5
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WWBJD
WWBJD Pt. 1
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WWBJD Pt. 2
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WWBJD Pt. 3
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WWBJD Pt. 4
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WWBJD Pt. 5
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Filmed to Death
Filmed to Death Pt. 1
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Filmed to Death Pt. 2
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Filmed to Death Pt. 3
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Filmed to Death Pt. 4
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Filmed to Death Pt. 5
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The Mid-Life Tribulation
Yahweh Unlocked Notification
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 1
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 2
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 3
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 4
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 5
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 6
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 7
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The Mid-Life Tribulation Pt. 8
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Yahweh all steps completed notifications
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Heaven Gil Deal
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Heaven Forbidden
Heaven Forbidden Pt. 1
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Heaven Forbidden Pt. 2
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Heaven Forbidden Pt. 3
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Heaven Forbidden Pt. 4
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Heaven Forbidden Pt. 5
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