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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} It's been two hours now. How do you feel? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Anything slim. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} DANG! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} He prefers the company of men! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Who doesn't? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Right. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} ...Sexual. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} AAAAHHH! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} What on Earth are you talking about? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[John]]}} Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn? | |
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| − | + | {{qf|John}} Zzzzzap! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Oh, Dad. You are the living end. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You! I should have known. | |
| − | + | {{qf|John}} Good morning, sunshine. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Homer, John brought us cactus candy. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family! | |
| − | + | {{qf|John}} Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No. | |
| − | + | {{qf|John}} Homer, what have you got against gays? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it. | |
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| − | :'' | + | :''[whistle goes off]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Oh my god! What's happening now? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Roscoe}} We work hard, we play hard. | |
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- Homer: It's been two hours now. How do you feel?
- Bart: I dunno. I kinda want a cigarette.
- Homer: Good, let's buy you a pack. What brand?
- Bart: Anything slim.
- Homer: DANG!
- Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little "festive" to you?
- Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
- Marge: He prefers the company of men!
- Homer: Who doesn't?
- Marge: Homer, listen carefully. John is a Ho - mo...
- Homer: Right.
- Marge: ...Sexual.
- Homer: AAAAHHH!
- Homer: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! I danced with a gay!
- Marge: I'm very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us out on a drive today, and we're going.
- Homer: Whoa! Not me. And not because John's gay, but because he's a sneak. He should have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he's... that way.
- Marge: What on Earth are you talking about?
- Homer: You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FA-LAMING!
- John: Oh don't you love those curtains? I have the same exact ones, but only in my bathroom. Didn't you just die when you found these?
- Marge: Not really. They just had corn on them. Kitchen, corn?
- John: Zzzzzap!
- Bart: Oh, Dad. You are the living end.
- Homer: You! I should have known.
- John: Good morning, sunshine.
- Marge: Homer, John brought us cactus candy.
- Homer: Look, John, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all. Just stay the hell away from my family!
- John: Well, now you don't get any candy. No that's cruel. Just take a teensy piece.
- Homer: No.
- John: Homer, what have you got against gays?
- Homer: You know. It's not... usual. If there was a law, it would be against it.
- [whistle goes off]
- Homer: Oh my god! What's happening now?
- Roscoe: We work hard, we play hard.
- ("Everybody Dance Now" starts playing, as the whole room transforms into a Gay Nightclub)
