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'''Ralph Wiggum''' is a student who attends [[Springfield Elementary School]]. He is best known as the [[Springfield|town's]] resident oddball, and has been immortalized for his non sequiturs and erratic behavior. His lines range from purely nonsensical, or bizarre interpretations of a current event, to surprisingly profound statements that go over people's heads. For this, Ralph is somewhat of an outcast among his peers, although he seems to be on good terms with a fair number of the other kids at school such as [[Bart]], [[Lisa]], and [[Milhouse]].
 
 
 
The son of [[Springfield Police Department|Police]] [[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Clancy]] and [[Sarah Wiggum]], Ralph is a good-hearted and generally well-meaning boy who suffers from either severe learning and social disabilities, or some other form of childhood psychiatric disorder. The nature of his mentality is kept rather ambiguous, much like many of the signature traits of much of the show's cast. Like almost every other character in Springfield, he may not be quite as simple as he first seems, as evidenced by his hinted immense potential as a performer.
 
 
 
Ralph is quite an enigma of a child. Upon first glance, one might mistake him for a child with dementia; or perhaps they might even look at him as a mentally challenged child. What is definite however, is that he suffers from learning disabilities of some sort, as evidenced by his apparently slow grasp of things in the world around him, his difficulty in studying, and his sporadic speech impediments. His unique manner of speech is often the source of the character's trademark random quotes, where Ralph may make a comment such as "What's a battle?", "It tastes like...burning!", or "[[Ned Flanders|Mr. Flanders]], you're blindeded!," as well as his tendency to call his [[Elizabeth Hoover|teacher]] "School Mommy" and on one occasion calling [[Superintendent Chalmers]] "Super Nintendo Chalmers" However, Ralph is also able to speak in a normal manner much of the time, which only adds to the question of his condition and character. He also appears to have several talents. He is an incredible tap dancer and played the role of [[George Washington]] in the school play. As Washington, he not only recited his lines perfectly but also managed to play the role so well that he brought the audience to tears.
 
 
 
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"'''Bart the General'''" is the fifth episode of [[Season 1]]. It aired on February 4, 1990. The episode was written by [[John Swartzwelder]] and directed by [[David Silverman]]. This is one of the few episodes that doesn't include an opening sequence.
 
 
 
After defending [[Lisa]] from school bully [[Nelson Muntz]], [[Bart]] becomes Nelson's latest target. Sick of the harassment and torment, Bart, [[Grampa Simpson]], and [[Herman]] (a slightly deranged military antique store dealer with a missing arm) rally the town's children into fighting back against Nelson and his cronies.
 
 
 
Two new characters were introduced in this episode. The first one is [[Nelson Muntz]], who remains a frequently used recurring character.The second is [[Herman]] who has been used less.
 
 
 
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"Hee hee... It says 'choo choo choose you'... and there's a picture of a train" (I love Lisa)
 
"I'm Idaho!" ($pringfield)
 
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" (Lisa on Ice)
 
"I bent my Wookie" (Lisa's Rival)
 
"My cat's breath smells like cat food" (Lisa's Rival)
 
"When I grow up I wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar" (The Principal and the Pauper)
 
"They taste like... Burning" (Das Bus)
 
"That's where I saw the Leprechaun. He told me to burn things!" (This Little Wiggy)
 
"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" (Lisa Gets an "A")
 
"I like men now!" (The Simpsons Movie)
 
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*[[Elementary School Musical]] is confirmed to be the [[season 22]] premiere, to be aired September 26. The episode will guest star Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords and Lea Michele, Cory Monteith and Amber Riley of Glee.
 
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*This Music Smells Funny!
 
 
 
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The Personalized Talking Astrolabe is a gold-plated astrolabe.

While out Christmas shopping at Springfield Heights Promenade, Homer spotted the Personalized Talking Astrolabe in the window of Things Unnecessary. Homer immediately became enamored with the object and went into the shop, where an employee showed it to him. However, he looked at the price tag of $500 and realized that if he bought it, he wouldn't have any money left to buy a Christmas tree for the family. The Astrolabe then told Homer that it was Margaret Cho's birthday, which Homer said was the birthday he always forgot. He then decided to buy the Astrolabe.

Due to buying the Astrolabe for himself, Homer had to take the family to get an awful tree in a bad part of town. The tree he purchased immediately caught fire and had to be extinguished. The family started realizing that something was wrong because they should have had enough money for a good tree. The Astrolabe, which Homer had wrapped up, then called out the time in Montreal and said that the moon was waxing that night. Homer tried to play it off as Maggie's first words, but Marge found the gift-wrapped Astrolabe and realized that Homer had wasted their money on something extravagant for himself. Lisa called Homer selfish, and the Astrolabe then told him it was not returnable and started a three-hour smoke alarm test...

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"She of Little Faith" is the sixth episode of season 13 of The Simpsons and the two-hundred and seventy-fifth episode overall. It originally aired on December 16, 2001. The episode was written by Bill Freiberger and directed by Steven Dean Moore. It guest stars Richard Gere as himself.

Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its space in the church to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa has a crisis of faith and looks for a new religion that suits her...

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"I don't know what Santa left you. I just know his name is Clip-Clop and he loves sugar."
Homer Simpson[src]

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Name: "Convenience Airways"
Date: December 8, 2024
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We Wish You a Merry Christmas

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