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Difference between revisions of "Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble"/Quotes"

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:''([[Bart]] looks in a brochure for a ghost town)''
 
:''([[Bart]] looks in a brochure for a ghost town)''
 
:'''Bart:''' This ghost tow is gonna be great! Now with 30 percent more gun fights!
 
:'''Bart:''' This ghost tow is gonna be great! Now with 30 percent more gun fights!
:''''[[Marge]]:''' And 40 percent more rootin' tootin'!
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' And 40 percent more rootin' tootin'!
 
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:'''Marge:''' It's so sweet of you to take us out like this, Homie! Come on, kids, three cheers for your father! Hip, hip...!
 
:'''Marge:''' It's so sweet of you to take us out like this, Homie! Come on, kids, three cheers for your father! Hip, hip...!
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:'''Marge:''' Oh, thank [[Heaven]]!
 
:'''Marge:''' Oh, thank [[Heaven]]!
 
:'''Tour Guide:''' Lots of prostitutes in there!
 
:'''Tour Guide:''' Lots of prostitutes in there!
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:'''Homer:''' Hey, robot! get your metal ass down here!
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:''(the bartender walks down to Homer)''
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:'''Bartender:''' First of all, I'm not a robot. And second, I got this metal ass in 'Nam, defending this country for lazy jerks like you.
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:'''[[Grampa]]:''' Can't get a good sasparilla like this back in [[Springfield]]. It angries up the blood.
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:'''Bartender:''' Heh, you like it, huh?
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:'''Grampa:''' Up yours!
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:'''Grampa:''' Can I go to the bathroom before we leave?
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:'''Homer:''' But we gotta get home. I don't want to miss "[[Inside the Actor's Studio]]". Tonight is {{W|F. Murray Abraham}}.
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:'''Grampa:''' But I really need to-
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:'''Homer:''' ''(stern)'' F. Murray Abraham!
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:''([[Doctor Hibbert]] looks at Grampa's X-rays)''
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:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Oh, dear [[God]]! This man's kidneys have exploded! There's nothing left!
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:'''Marge:''' Oh, no!
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:'''Homer:''' Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. It's one of those natural things. Beautiful, in it's way.
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:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Uh, actually, his kidneys were fine yesterday when he had his annual checkup.
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:'''Homer:''' Excuse me, Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicene.
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:'''Grampa:''' I don't feel so good. Maybe I oughta eat something.
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:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Oh, I'm afraid your eating days are over.
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:'''Grampa:''' How long do I have to live, Doc?
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:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' ''(laughs)'' I'm amazed your alive now.
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:'''Homer:''' I'm the luckiest man in the world... now that {{W|Lou Gherig}}'s dead.
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:'''Homer:''' It's not an operation, [[Moe]]. The doctor said it's just a procedure.
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:'''Moe:''' No, no, no. Makin' polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly, life-thretening surgery here.
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:'''Moe:''' Listen, I'm just gonna to get right to the point here. Can I have your buttocks, I mean, if you die? They look pretty comfortable.
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:'''Homer:''' Yeah, I guess.
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:'''[[Carl]]:''' And, uh, are those your original lips?
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:'''Homer:''' Well, actually, I - Hey! Quit harvesting me with your eyes!
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{{Season 10 Q}}
 
{{Season 10 Q}}

Revision as of 08:39, May 13, 2011


Season 10 Episode Quotes
210 "Lisa Gets an "A""
211
"Homer Simpson in: "Kidney Trouble""
"Mayored to the Mob" 212


(Bart looks in a brochure for a ghost town)
Bart: This ghost tow is gonna be great! Now with 30 percent more gun fights!
Marge: And 40 percent more rootin' tootin'!

Marge: It's so sweet of you to take us out like this, Homie! Come on, kids, three cheers for your father! Hip, hip...!
Lisa: Mom, don't.
Marge: Hip, hip...!
Bart: We heard you the first time!
Marge: (angry) Hip, hip...!
Homer: Hey, I'm tryin' to drive here!

Homer: Two hours? Why'd they build this ghost town so far away?
Lisa: Because they discovered gold right over there.
Homer: It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!

Tour Guide: Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by the Prostitute Express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from St. Joe in three days, Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as the place where a trailhand could spend a month's pay in three minutes.
Homer: (impressed) Three minutes? (he whistles appreciatively)
Marge: I never realized history was so filthy!
Tour Guide: First on our tour is the whorehouse, then we'll visit the cathouse, the brothel, the bordello, and, finally, the old mission.
Marge: Oh, thank Heaven!
Tour Guide: Lots of prostitutes in there!

Homer: Hey, robot! get your metal ass down here!
(the bartender walks down to Homer)
Bartender: First of all, I'm not a robot. And second, I got this metal ass in 'Nam, defending this country for lazy jerks like you.

Grampa: Can't get a good sasparilla like this back in Springfield. It angries up the blood.
Bartender: Heh, you like it, huh?
Grampa: Up yours!

Grampa: Can I go to the bathroom before we leave?
Homer: But we gotta get home. I don't want to miss "Inside the Actor's Studio". Tonight is F. Murray Abraham.
Grampa: But I really need to-
Homer: (stern) F. Murray Abraham!

(Doctor Hibbert looks at Grampa's X-rays)
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, dear God! This man's kidneys have exploded! There's nothing left!
Marge: Oh, no!
Homer: Yeah, that's what happens when you get older. It's one of those natural things. Beautiful, in it's way.
Dr. Hibbert: Uh, actually, his kidneys were fine yesterday when he had his annual checkup.
Homer: Excuse me, Doctor, I think I know a little something about medicene.

Grampa: I don't feel so good. Maybe I oughta eat something.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, I'm afraid your eating days are over.

Grampa: How long do I have to live, Doc?
Dr. Hibbert: (laughs) I'm amazed your alive now.

Homer: I'm the luckiest man in the world... now that Lou Gherig's dead.

Homer: It's not an operation, Moe. The doctor said it's just a procedure.
Moe: No, no, no. Makin' polenta, that's a procedure. You're talking about deadly, life-thretening surgery here.

Moe: Listen, I'm just gonna to get right to the point here. Can I have your buttocks, I mean, if you die? They look pretty comfortable.
Homer: Yeah, I guess.
Carl: And, uh, are those your original lips?
Homer: Well, actually, I - Hey! Quit harvesting me with your eyes!

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