Difference between revisions of "Botched Ball"

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Botched Ball is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Bart Royale content update. It requires Erik to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark Hey, Bart! Want to have a game of one-on-one dodgeball? Sure, get rid of Milhouse so you can't make some lucky catch off his face. I make face catches like that in my sleep. Face catches are weak! Not when they're coming off your face! Task: "Make Erik Take on Bart". The job takes place at the Dodgeball Court and takes 3 hours. Hey Kid! I was just passing by when I happened to look up from my champagne bottle and saw some of your sweet moves. I've been planning to put together a sports team, and I think you could be just the ticket to kicking it off. A dodgeball team? Is that what this is? Well, as long as it's got an international circuit to promote that's all that matters. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark Okay, Mr. Sweet. What's the first item on our trip to the top? First is the training montage. Run around town practicing your skills. Set it to some music so everyone is inspired by how hard you're working. Um, okay. But people don't really practice dodgeball outside of a court. Everything can be practiced outside. Now show me some hustle! Task: "Make Erik Practice Dodgeball". The job takes 4 hours. Maybe this isn't so bad. *hits dodgeball* *smack* Hey! Uh, sorry! I'll throw it this way. Did someone get the license plate of that truck? This is going to be a long training... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark What's next in my rise to the top? Gotta build excitement for your debut. We need press all over town to reach an audience of your peers. But my peers are all kids. They don't get all over town. Hmm, true. I guess we'll have to just double-down on the adult press! Do adults even watch news anymore? The ones with lots of money to throw around at sport events do! Task: "Make Erik Get Interviewed by School Paper". The job takes place at Lisa, requires Springfield Elementary, and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Erik Get Interviewed by Channel 6 News". The job takes place at Channel 6 or a Brown House and takes 4 hours. I think that went well. Here, have a drink. This will keep your energy up. *drinks* Thanks, Mr. Sweet. Whew, that's got a dodgeball-size kick. What was in that? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark All-right-already-already-all-right! Let's dodge some ball! Dodge ball! Dodge ball! Dodge that ball! I could dodge the sun right now. Dodge-spin-dodge-jump. Dodge ball! Erik, have you been taking performance enhancing substances? Drugs? I-don't-take-drugs. What-makes-you-think-I-take-drugs? Drugs are for slugs. Did I make that up? I'm awesome! You're kind of wired and talking nonsense. Task: "Make Erik Blow Off Some Energy". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 2 hours. Task: "Make Lisa Test the Drink Cup". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 8 hours. Here's your test, Lisa. Let's see what we have here. I hate reading science. Tri...methyl..xan... Oh God, the kid's on meth! Just remember, I called it first! Let me see that. Caffeine. The words you can't pronounce are the chemical formula of caffeine. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Erik's exclamation mark Mr. Sweet? I think I need another drink. I'm really crashing here. Don't do it, Erik! Mr. Sweet has been feeding you caffeine! But that's a banned substance in elementary dodgeball competition! Aye it is, and such a violation comes with extreme penalties. Bring him to the whipping stone! Too harsh, Willie. The penalty is a one-game suspension. I never get to use me whipping stone. Task: "Make Erik Sit Out a Game". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours. My professional dodgeball career is over. Don't sweat it. Some football kid will get caught throwing a game to cover his dad's gambling addiction and they'll forget all about this. I guess that'll give me time to work on my game. I wonder if Bart's up for another? Quest reward: 200 and 20