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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} [Sigh] Physical abuse no longer thrills me. I need to take bullying to a higher level, but how? | {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} [Sigh] Physical abuse no longer thrills me. I need to take bullying to a higher level, but how? | ||
{{qf|[[Jessica Lovejoy]]}} Sounds like you could use a few pointers, Nelson. Wanna know how to dish out mental anguish with the force of a clique of girls? | {{qf|[[Jessica Lovejoy]]}} Sounds like you could use a few pointers, Nelson. Wanna know how to dish out mental anguish with the force of a clique of girls? | ||
| − | {{qf|Nelson}} | + | {{qf|Nelson}} Keep talkin', baby. |
{{qf|Jessica}} You're baaad, Nelson Muntz... And I like it. | {{qf|Jessica}} You're baaad, Nelson Muntz... And I like it. | ||
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Latest revision as of 16:22, July 28, 2021
- Lunchlady Doris: Psst! Kid! Hurry up and get her a vegetarian meal before she has Skinner and the PTA on my back.
- Squeaky-voiced teen: ...Vegetarian?
- Lunchlady Doris: Somethin' with no meat in it!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: No meat... Okay... Bean's aren't meat. Is fish meat? Hmm... My Catholic aunt can't eat meat on Fridays around Easter, she must be vegetarian... But she does eat fish so... Fish isn't meat.
- Lisa: Meat germs! Meat germs! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine! Soap! Water! Aaugh!
- Lisa: Aren't we a little young for a film about the facts of life? I mean, I'm only in second grade!
- Miss Hoover: With the amount of growth hormone and estrogen they're putting in our meat and dairy foods these days, you girls probably hit puberty in kindergarten. But, better late than never.
- Principal Skinner: In any case, Lisa. We can't have you tracking perfectly good chili all over the girl's locker room.
- Lisa: I didn't track it! It was dumped on me!
- Principal Skinner: Don't you raise your voice to me, Bart.
- Lisa: My name is Lisa!
- Ralph Wiggum: Lisa Vegemaritan, Lisa Vegemaritan!
- Lisa: Hrrrrmmmm! That's vegetarian!
- Nelson Muntz: [Sigh] Physical abuse no longer thrills me. I need to take bullying to a higher level, but how?
- Jessica Lovejoy: Sounds like you could use a few pointers, Nelson. Wanna know how to dish out mental anguish with the force of a clique of girls?
- Nelson: Keep talkin', baby.
- Jessica: You're baaad, Nelson Muntz... And I like it.
- Jessica: Great entrance, "Shirley Dimple". Don't you know everyone can see your underpants?
- Lisa: Oh no! I only meant to scare the bullies. But with my awesome power I accidentally wiped out the whole school! What do I do?
- Mr. Burns: Before you turn my pate into paté, my dear, I suggest you hear me out. It was I who gave you your special power. For years, I've been sending out cans of nuclear processed fish in hopes of creating a being such as you. It was the combination of nuclear fish, your vegetarian blood, and constant teasing that caused the spectacular mutation. With you powering my turbines, I will become the wealthiest power magnate in the world!!
