Dark Lisa/Quotes

Quotes

Lunchlady Doris: Psst! Kid! Hurry up and get her a vegetarian meal before she has Skinner and the PTA on my back.

Squeaky-voiced teen: ...Vegetarian?

Lunchlady Doris: Somethin' with no meat in it!

Squeaky-voiced teen: No meat... Okay... Bean's aren't meat. Is fish meat? Hmm... My Catholic aunt can't eat meat on Fridays around Easter, she must be vegetarian... But she does eat fish so... Fish isn't meat.

Lisa: Meat germs! Meat germs! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine! Soap! Water! Aaugh!

Lisa: Aren't we a little young for a film about the facts of life? I mean, I'm only in second grade!

Miss Hoover: With the amount of growth hormone and estrogen they're putting in our meat and dairy foods these days, you girls probably hit puberty in kindergarten. But, better late than never.

Principal Skinner: In any case, Lisa. We can't have you tracking perfectly good chili all over the girl's locker room.

Lisa: I didn't track it! It was dumped on me!

Principal Skinner: Don't you raise your voice to me, Bart.

Lisa: My name is Lisa!

Ralph Wiggum: Lisa Vegemaritan, Lisa Vegemaritan!

Lisa: Hrrrrmmmm! That's vegetarian!

Nelson Muntz: [Sigh] Physical abuse no longer thrills me. I need to take bullying to a higher level, but how?

Jessica Lovejoy: Sounds like you could use a few pointers, Nelson. Wanna know how to dish out mental anguish with the force of a clique of girls?

Nelson: Keep talkin', baby.

Jessica: You're baaad, Nelson Muntz... And I like it.

Jessica: Great entrance, "Shirley Dimple". Don't you know everyone can see your underpants?

Lisa: Oh no! I only meant to scare the bullies. But with my awesome power I accidentally wiped out the whole school! What do I do?

Mr. Burns: Before you turn my pate into paté, my dear, I suggest you hear me out. It was I who gave you your special power. For years, I've been sending out cans of nuclear processed fish in hopes of creating a being such as you. It was the combination of nuclear fish, your vegetarian blood, and constant teasing that caused the spectacular mutation. With you powering my turbines, I will become the wealthiest power magnate in the world!!