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− | ==A Congress of Devils== | + | == A Congress of Devils == |
− | ===A Congress of Devils Pt. 1=== | + | === A Congress of Devils Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It's good to get out of Hell for a bit and stretch my hooves! Maybe pick up a few fresh souls for the trip back.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Not so fast, pal! I'm the Prince of Darkness in Springfield! Now scram!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Oh, am I horning in on your turf? "Horning". Get it?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Because we both have horns. Yes, I get it.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, it's me!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|How 'bout you be...let's see...the Prince of the Presbylutheran Church or the Dark Knight of North Haverbrook. Heh-heh.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh, that's it! You're going down!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Fight Old Scratch (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of Springfield! It truly is the End Times!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs—}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|There were three frogs.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They hopped at me! One touched my foot!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Congress of Devils Pt. 2=== | + | === A Congress of Devils Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Wow, that's way more hair-pulling than I expected in a fight between demons.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|We fight dirty 'cause dirty is all we know!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Challenge Old Scratch to a Satan-Off (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So, here's the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Somebody got up on the wrong side of the River Styx this morning.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Congress of Devils Pt. 3=== | + | === A Congress of Devils Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Say there, you look like a fella who enjoys a good bargain.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Aw no, not another fiddle contest.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No. Something better. Have you ever thought about getting into the oil business?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Oil? Ain't no future in 'virementally un'stainable energy!}} |
− | + | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I seez the future in mobile phone entertainment. I luvs Varmint Rasslin' videos!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Varmint Rasslin'? Two animals fighting each other? Sounds hellishly good. I want in!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|Tain't zactly how it works.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Flee Rasslin' Raccoons (4h)<br>If the user has Cletus: Cletus: Make Cletus Post Varmint Rasslin' Videos Online (4h, Cletus' Farm or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in peace...}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Congress of Devils Pt. 4=== | + | === A Congress of Devils Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Old Scratch is pretty shifty. I'll need my "A" game if I'm gonna stay on top of the hellhole Hell heap.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Aw, no! I lost my job at the Widget Spinners store. I thought I'd be spinning there forever.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Teen Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Nah. Millionaire is fine for me.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my boy... Heh-heh...}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons (2h, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, Brown House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Try to Steal a Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task: '''Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Sell His Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And we've got a 27% stake in his soul!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Arthur Fortune Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And don't forget about our 19%.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I believe I'm into the lad as well!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How much of his soul is left?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh, hey...did I say I own his soul? I meant Old Scratch! He's the guy you want!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===A Congress of Devils Pt. 5=== | + | === A Congress of Devils Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Friends and neighbors! There is a demonic scourge that is plaguing our town—}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Ned, I told you, that wasn't a plague — just a mild rash from overwashing your—}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Not that! I'm talking about an actual walking, talking force of evil.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Real devils! Trying to make bargains to steal people's souls! The Devil and Old Scratch!!!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Now, good people of Springfield, we need to drive these devils back from whence they came!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call off our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best friend...}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Even better...a despicable politician.}} |
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Get Riled Up About Devils [x5] (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Call in a Favor (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Enjoy Classic '80s Metal (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's in our town charter.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That is correct. And I'm also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Mmm... Devil's food Days!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out The Devil Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's good to have friends in low places.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The lower the better.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Like a Donut Hole in the Head== | + | == Like a Donut Hole in the Head == |
− | ===Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1=== | + | === Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey, Moe, you won't believe what happened to me today!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You made a deal with Old Scratch not to eat a forbidden donut, which you did anyways, but somehow you got out of goin' to Hell, and now you got a donut for a head.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|A tale as old as time.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|And the beauty part...I can eat my own fluffy, delicious head, and as long as I don't eat it all it grows back the next day!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Whoop-de-doo. Everything always works out for ol' Homer.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It can be great for others, too! For some a donut head is a curse...but for some a blessing!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'll take the blessing part. Lenny, you take the curse.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Thanks, buddy!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Listen to Evil Shopkeeper's Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: '''Task: '''Make Evil Shopkeeper Tell a Cursed Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|...and so, whosoever parktaketh of the cursed confectionary cranium shall enjoy a surplus of serendipity!}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Eat the damn donut head and you'll have good luck.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Why are you guys looking at me like that?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I could use some good luck for a change.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, me too.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh, no. I should be the only one who gets to eat my head!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2=== | + | === Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Homer, why are you hiding behind Madame Chao's restaurant? And why is your head a donut?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|All good questions. I'm cursed! But if anyone else eats my head they'll have good luck, so Lenny and Carl want to bite my brain.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'm hiding here since Chinese people don't eat donuts.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|That's not true. Everyone likes donuts, including Chinese people...and including me!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|WAAAAH?!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|If the user has Cookie Kwan: '''Task: '''Make Cookie Kwan Douse Donut Homer in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Run Before Cookie Kwan Eats Him (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I almost had another donut hole in my head!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And now I'm covered in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce...and more delicious than ever.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3=== | + | === Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Homer, you're visiting the Buddhist Temple?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Usually the first question people ask is, "What's going on with that donut head"?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Buddhism has taught me to ignore head shape.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Everyone wants to eat my head. But Buddhists are vegetarians, so I'm safe here.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Donuts aren't meat, Homer.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|What?! Explain.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Try to Crush Lyla with a Buddha Statue (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House)<br>If the user has Lyla: '''Task: '''Make Lyla Calm Donut Homer Down (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Homer, I'm not going to eat your head. You're a sentient being!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How rude! I may be a little slow, but I'm still human.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lyla Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Um, right.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4=== | + | === Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'll sneak into the House of Evil and beg the Evil Shopkeeper to change me back to normal! Maybe one more bite before I do—}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey, what's he saying...?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Mr. Szyslak, I need payment now! I told everybody that eating Homer's head would bring them good luck! That was the agreement.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|What?! Moe set me up?!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Uh, oh.}} |
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Go on a Donut Head Rampage (8h)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Get Pummeled Senseless by a Giant Donut Head (8h, House of Evil or Brown House)<br>If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: '''Task: '''Make Evil Shopkeeper Regret Life Choices (8h, House of Evil or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, okay! Homer, we give!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Who knew a giant donut head could make such an effective weapon?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|He's like a delicious, deep-fried cranium-cracking cronut!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5=== | + | === Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There he is! Eat him!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Wait, guys! Ya can't eat Homer. The Evil Shopkeeper was lyin' because I paid him.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|All you gain from eating this oaf's head is mild indigestion and an evening spent on the toilet.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Aw, man, I really wanted that good luck!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Carl and I have been luckless for thirty years.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Homer, I'm real sorry folks tried to chew off your gorgeous, glazed head. I guess I was just jealous of the attention you was gettin' .}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I understand, Moe. And I think I know someone who can help you!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Ask Old Scratch for a Favor (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Old Scratch: '''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Make Moe Special Too (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Finally Stand Out (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Donut Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|There you go, Moe! You're all set.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Always happy to help a friend of Homer's!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Pickle Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Aw geez, guys, this is great!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Pickle Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Look at me, everybody! I got a giant pickle for a head!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ewww! You stink like pickle juice! Go away!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sad Pickle Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Maybe I shoulda gone with a boiled egg...}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==More Pain, No Gain== | + | == More Pain, No Gain == |
− | ===More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1=== | + | === More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|That's it, class...lift and twist and jab and poke...find where your victim's pain is most extreme.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Coach, may I have a word?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Sorry to interrupt but I just got off the horn with legal. There's a complication with your employment contract.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> It's not my benefits, is it? I really need the free daycare. Torture Coach Jr. has grown to love where he is.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No, no. It seems that when we hired you away from Torment Inc. we overlooked a non-compete clause.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You're going to need to go on a sabbatical until it's sorted out.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Paid?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Unpaid.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar (3h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Hell Principals: '''Task: '''Make Hell Principals Review the Contract with Legal (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki> Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Best I can do is an apple martini.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just water then.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If he don't like martinis he aint gonna like the water either.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2=== | + | === More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Since we broke up, he's been posting lies about me on Flamebook. He updated his relationship status to "It's complicated".}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|What's complicated, Kevin?! We broke up! It's pretty simple!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Yeah, whatever. Sounds like a real pain. You still nursing that drink?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You should just torture him.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Tape his eyelids open and make him watch '80s workout videos, or cover the iron maiden spikes with sriracha sauce.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It's a classic that I put a twist on.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! <nowiki>*</nowiki>runs out the door<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I WAS doing it for a living. But...you're right. I don't need some two-headed principal to give me permission to do it! I can torture pro bono!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|You should charge a little...enough to pay your drink tab. I got a business to run here.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono (1h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)<br>If the user has Demon Moe: '''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Refill the Peanuts (1h, Hell Moe's, Moe's Tavern, Hell's Kitchen, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can make a heck of a lot more that way than teaching little twerps at Hellementary School.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm gonna need 25% of the take.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How 'bout 15%!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How 'bout 20% and I don't turn you to ash where you stand.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sounds like a deal.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3=== | + | === More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Alright class...choke up on the bat-o-nails and swing! Put your hips into it!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Demonstrate Proper Nail Bat Technique (8h, Old Scratch's Gym, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell Labs or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|So how are we doing with revenue on our ViewTube channel?}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Building revenue takes time.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're up to...fourteen cents. 20% of that is 2.8 cents. You want it now?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4=== | + | === More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Keep running! Get those knees up! Higher! <nowiki>*</nowiki>snaps whip<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I thought you were teaching US to torture, not to BE tortured!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|In order to dole out torment one must feel the torment. Therein lies true enlightenment.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|But we didn't ask for enlightenment. We just wanted to learn some cool torture tips!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape (4h)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your wardrobe...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And I've made a grand total of... <nowiki>*</nowiki>checks ViewTube account<nowiki>*</nowiki> one dollar and thirty-four cents.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Um...may I remind you—}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5=== | + | === More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Principals Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Uh...our lawyers asked nicely, and they said they didn't remember you.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>gasp<nowiki>*</nowiki> After all the years I tortured for that company...}} |
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Alright, kids. Today's lesson...lightning bolt electroshock.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Beelzebart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm so glad to have you back.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Where Everybody Knows Your Shame== | + | == Where Everybody Knows Your Shame == |
− | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1=== | + | === Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Say, Homer, since you're about to leave Hell, I was wonderin'... could you do me a favor when you head back upstairs.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Oh, no! I have to climb stairs?! This is hell!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Uh, no. I mean when you leave Hell and go back to Springfield.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I was thinkin' youse could invite the mortal Moe down here to get a preview of what he's got in store when he gets down here.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Are you sure this is where Moe's coming? I think he's a pretty good guy.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hoo boy. You don't know the dark side of Moe.}} |
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Ask Homer for a Favor (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Agree to Do a Favor for Demon Moe (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So there are two Moes?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No, I'm just the guy in charge of what he's gonna face when his butt lands here in Hades.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|So you're like his guardian angel?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Let's just go with that. I'm the guardian angel with the horns, a tail, and death breath.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2=== | + | === Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey, Demon Moe! I brought regular Moe down like you asked.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Why'd you bring Lenny and Carl too?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Homer said he was going to Cool Moe's.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|We never met a Cool Moe so we had to come.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I don't get it. What is this place?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|This is where you're gonna spend eternity, pal.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Aw, geez. In the afterlife, I was hopin' to get out of the servin'-drinks-to-jerks business.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Explain Moe's Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Balk at His Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Wait, so I'll have a miserable life, die, and spend a miserable eternity in this dump?}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Pretty much, yeah. Hope yer into smokey, hot, and sweaty.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What'd I do to deserve this?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The watering down of drinks, the rhino horn business...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Big deal! Everybody does that.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The shotgunning, the cheating at cards...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Selling rotten eggs, clubbing innocent rats...}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, everybody, stop already. I get it.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3=== | + | === Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|So your job is to torment me for eternity after I die?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Like I always say: "Find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never have to work a day in your life". Right, Twainy?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Mark Twain Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I wish I'd never said a lot of things.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|And so you'll have to stay with me forever, in all my gripin', complaining and general miserableness. That's gonna be fun for you?}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yep...wait, no.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I may not have thought this through.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I can see that. <nowiki>*</nowiki>chuckles<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Become Horrifically Depressed (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Enjoy Sharing the Pain (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4=== | + | === Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I concocted this eternal torment for you. It was s'posed to be really great!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|It is great. You did a good job.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|But all I've done is set myself up to be miserable alongside you forever.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You ain't no Prince Charming yerself, pal.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I don't like to look on the bright side, but it ain't all bad. I do own a bar, and that's pretty sweet.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's the spirit. And I'll cover for ya on ladies' nights down here.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Good luck with Lizzy Borden and Ma Barker. They are a couple of mean drunks!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Relax and Enjoy Life (4h)<br>'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5=== | + | === Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Well, I guess I'll head back home. Probably be seeing you soon, though. <nowiki>*</nowiki>sigh<nowiki>*</nowiki>}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|There's still hope. Go to church, fold yer hands, and pray to the guy upstairs. If that works, you could go to heaven and I get to keep the bar.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey, you really think I got a shot at heaven?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I don't wanna lie to you, but I'm gonna...sure you got a shot!}} |
− | {{ | + | {{THT|If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Wander Home (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Propose a Toast for Regular Moe (2h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|So he just went back home?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Yep. I can't help feelin' bad for the guy.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|We should drink a toast to Moe.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's a real sweet thought.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|On the other hand, it seems like a waste of good alcohol. Moe wouldn't want that.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Hell Scientist Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A FREE drink...to Moe!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Get outta my bar, you bum!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>pulls out baseball bat<nowiki>*</nowiki> Sweet thought is over!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ==Roamin' Holiday== | + | == Roamin' Holiday == |
− | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1=== | + | === Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey pal, great job, but HR says you have to use up some of your vacation days.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No time for that. Besides, screams of agony are my vacation.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|Who would take a day off when one's job is to create so many horrifying pleas for mercy?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You do have it pretty sweet.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Fine Tune Torture Device (8h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br>If the user has Old Scratch: '''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Worry About HR Violations (8h, Hellscape or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2=== | + | === Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Excuse me...um, sir. HR asked me to come down and speak with you.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Why doesn't HR come talk to me themselves?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Frankly, sir, they're afraid of you.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|That's fair.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} |
+ | {{TB|So...how 'bout taking a break and using up some of that vacation time?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Just as soon as I get my Eye-Poking Machine recalibrated. Can you help me out?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Hell Teacher Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Uh, I'm not really — OW! It's missing my eye and picking my nose!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Damn...more recalibration is needed.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Perfect Eye-Poking Tech (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House)<br>If the user has Hell Teacher: '''Task: '''Make Hell Teacher Leave in a Hurry (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3=== | + | === Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Say, Sid, the boss has asked me to talk to you. You need to take a break, or you're gonna get us all in trouble.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I finish testing the new Gut Inverter.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey, you want to see it in action?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Well...}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|No guts, no gory!}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|AAAGGHHH! It works! It works!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Torture With Sadistic Glee (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br>If the user has Torture Coach: '''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Watch the Master at Work (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt, Hellscape or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Torture Coach Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Boy, with all the screaming, you'd think they wouldn't have the breath to ask for more coffee.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We do like to make our victims feel at home...and in pain.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4=== | + | === Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out God Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey man, gonna need you to take a vacation.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|You're the head of HR?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out God Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Nah. I was passing through and HR asked me to do them a favor.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out God Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Even God takes vacations. I've been off all year. Haven't you noticed the world has gone to Hell?}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Wow, I guess I've been too busy to notice.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out God Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Take a day and come along with me to Krustyland. You can hear people scream my name in terror.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Tag Along to Krustyland (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House)<br>If the user has God: '''Task: '''Make God Ride the Tooth Chipper Over and Over (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House)|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out God Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|See, that was fun! And it's healthy to get your mind off work for a bit.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Are you kidding? I've got so many new ideas now. I can't wait to get back to the shop!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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− | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5=== | + | === Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5 === |
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
− | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | + | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|I'm back from my vacation! I didn't exactly relax, though.}} |
− | {{ | + | {{Tapped Out Old Scratch Icon}} |
− | {{ | + | {{TB|Hey, whatever. I just needed HR off my back. Now I can tell them to go to He — uh, go to Here.}} |
+ | {{Tapped Out Demon Technician Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And look at this backlog of damned souls that need processing. I'm in Heaven! By which I mean Hell!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Do What He Does Best (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br>'''Quest reward:''' {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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+ | {{DEFAULTSORT:Treehouse of Horror 31 content update/Premium Gameplay}} | ||
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Latest revision as of 13:58, April 27, 2024
Contents
A Congress of Devils[edit]
A Congress of Devils Pt. 1[edit]
A Congress of Devils Pt. 2[edit]
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 3[edit]
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 4[edit]
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 5[edit]
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head[edit]
Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1[edit]
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2[edit]
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3[edit]
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4[edit]
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5[edit]
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More Pain, No Gain[edit]
More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1[edit]
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2[edit]
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3[edit]
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4[edit]
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5[edit]
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame[edit]
Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1[edit]
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2[edit]
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3[edit]
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4[edit]
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5[edit]
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Roamin' Holiday[edit]
Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1[edit]
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2[edit]
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3[edit]
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4[edit]
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5[edit]
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