The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXXI content update/Premium Gameplay

A Congress of Devils

A Congress of Devils Pt. 1

After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark: It's good to get out of Hell for a bit and stretch my hooves! Maybe pick up a few fresh souls for the trip back. Not so fast, pal! I'm the Prince of Darkness in Springfield! Now scram! Oh, am I horning in on your turf? "Horning". Get it? Because we both have horns. Yes, I get it. What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan. Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, it's me! How 'bout you be...let's see...the Prince of the Presbylutheran Church or the Dark Knight of North Haverbrook. Heh-heh. Oh, that's it! You're going down! Task: Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Fight Old Scratch (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of Springfield! It truly is the End Times! That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs— There were three frogs. They hopped at me! One touched my foot! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 2

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark: Wow, that's way more hair-pulling than I expected in a fight between demons. We fight dirty 'cause dirty is all we know! Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld. YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again! Task: Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Challenge Old Scratch to a Satan-Off (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House) So, here's the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness! I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again! Somebody got up on the wrong side of the River Styx this morning. Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 3

After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark: Say there, you look like a fella who enjoys a good bargain. Aw no, not another fiddle contest. No. Something better. Have you ever thought about getting into the oil business? Oil? Ain't no future in 'virementally un'stainable energy! I seez the future in mobile phone entertainment. I luvs Varmint Rasslin' videos! Varmint Rasslin'? Two animals fighting each other? Sounds hellishly good. I want in! Tain't zactly how it works. Task: Make Old Scratch Flee Rasslin' Raccoons (4h) If the user has Cletus: Cletus: Make Cletus Post Varmint Rasslin' Videos Online (4h, Cletus' Farm or Brown House) Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views! And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two? Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in peace... Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 4

After tapping on Old Scratch's exclamation mark: Old Scratch is pretty shifty. I'll need my "A" game if I'm gonna stay on top of the hellhole Hell heap. Aw, no! I lost my job at the Widget Spinners store. I thought I'd be spinning there forever. Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire? Nah. Millionaire is fine for me. Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my boy... Heh-heh... Task: Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons (2h, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, Brown House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Try to Steal a Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House) If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: Task: Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Sell His Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House) MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—! I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul. And we've got a 27% stake in his soul! And don't forget about our 19%. I believe I'm into the lad as well! How much of his soul is left? Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you. Uh, hey...did I say I own his soul? I meant Old Scratch! He's the guy you want! Quest reward: 100 and 10

A Congress of Devils Pt. 5

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark: Friends and neighbors! There is a demonic scourge that is plaguing our town— Ned, I told you, that wasn't a plague — just a mild rash from overwashing your— Not that! I'm talking about an actual walking, talking force of evil. Real devils! Trying to make bargains to steal people's souls! The Devil and Old Scratch!!! Now, good people of Springfield, we need to drive these devils back from whence they came! Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention. Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call off our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us. Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best friend... An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college? Even better...a despicable politician. Task: Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House) Task: Make Springfielders Get Riled Up About Devils [x5] (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House) Task: Make Old Scratch Call in a Favor (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House) If the user has The Devil: Task: Make the Devil Enjoy Classic '80s Metal (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House) Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—! Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all. It's in our town charter. You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?! That is correct. And I'm also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days! Mmm... Devil's food Days! It's good to have friends in low places. The lower the better. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Like a Donut Hole in the Head

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey, Moe, you won't believe what happened to me today! You made a deal with Old Scratch not to eat a forbidden donut, which you did anyways, but somehow you got out of goin' to Hell, and now you got a donut for a head. A tale as old as time. And the beauty part...I can eat my own fluffy, delicious head, and as long as I don't eat it all it grows back the next day! Whoop-de-doo. Everything always works out for ol' Homer. It can be great for others, too! For some a donut head is a curse...but for some a blessing! I'll take the blessing part. Lenny, you take the curse. Thanks, buddy! Task: Make Donut Homer Listen to Evil Shopkeeper's Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Tell a Cursed Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) ...and so, whosoever parktaketh of the cursed confectionary cranium shall enjoy a surplus of serendipity! ... ... ... Eat the damn donut head and you'll have good luck. Why are you guys looking at me like that? I could use some good luck for a change. Yeah, me too. Oh, no. I should be the only one who gets to eat my head! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer, why are you hiding behind Madame Chao's restaurant? And why is your head a donut? All good questions. I'm cursed! But if anyone else eats my head they'll have good luck, so Lenny and Carl want to bite my brain. I'm hiding here since Chinese people don't eat donuts. That's not true. Everyone likes donuts, including Chinese people...and including me! WAAAAH?! If the user has Cookie Kwan: Task: Make Cookie Kwan Douse Donut Homer in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House) Task: Make Donut Homer Run Before Cookie Kwan Eats Him (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House) I almost had another donut hole in my head! And now I'm covered in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce...and more delicious than ever. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Homer, you're visiting the Buddhist Temple? Usually the first question people ask is, "What's going on with that donut head"? Buddhism has taught me to ignore head shape. Everyone wants to eat my head. But Buddhists are vegetarians, so I'm safe here. Donuts aren't meat, Homer. What?! Explain. Task: Make Donut Homer Try to Crush Lyla with a Buddha Statue (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House) If the user has Lyla: Task: Make Lyla Calm Donut Homer Down (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House) Homer, I'm not going to eat your head. You're a sentient being! How rude! I may be a little slow, but I'm still human. Um, right. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: I'll sneak into the House of Evil and beg the Evil Shopkeeper to change me back to normal! Maybe one more bite before I do— Hey, what's he saying...? Mr. Szyslak, I need payment now! I told everybody that eating Homer's head would bring them good luck! That was the agreement. What?! Moe set me up?! Uh, oh. Task: Make Donut Homer Go on a Donut Head Rampage (8h) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Get Pummeled Senseless by a Giant Donut Head (8h, House of Evil or Brown House) If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Regret Life Choices (8h, House of Evil or Brown House) Okay, okay! Homer, we give! Who knew a giant donut head could make such an effective weapon? He's like a delicious, deep-fried cranium-cracking cronut! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: There he is! Eat him! Wait, guys! Ya can't eat Homer. The Evil Shopkeeper was lyin' because I paid him. All you gain from eating this oaf's head is mild indigestion and an evening spent on the toilet. Aw, man, I really wanted that good luck! Carl and I have been luckless for thirty years. Homer, I'm real sorry folks tried to chew off your gorgeous, glazed head. I guess I was just jealous of the attention you was gettin' . I understand, Moe. And I think I know someone who can help you! Task: Make Donut Homer Ask Old Scratch for a Favor (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Make Moe Special Too (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Finally Stand Out (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) There you go, Moe! You're all set. Always happy to help a friend of Homer's! Aw geez, guys, this is great! Look at me, everybody! I got a giant pickle for a head! Ewww! You stink like pickle juice! Go away! Maybe I shoulda gone with a boiled egg... Quest reward: 200 and 20

More Pain, No Gain

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: That's it, class...lift and twist and jab and poke...find where your victim's pain is most extreme. Coach, may I have a word? Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone. Sorry to interrupt but I just got off the horn with legal. There's a complication with your employment contract. *gasp* It's not my benefits, is it? I really need the free daycare. Torture Coach Jr. has grown to love where he is. No, no. It seems that when we hired you away from Torment Inc. we overlooked a non-compete clause. You're going to need to go on a sabbatical until it's sorted out. Paid? Unpaid. *sigh* I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks. Task: Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar (3h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Hell Principals: Task: Make Hell Principals Review the Contract with Legal (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me. I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws. *sigh* Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice. Best I can do is an apple martini. Just water then. If he don't like martinis he aint gonna like the water either. Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Since we broke up, he's been posting lies about me on Flamebook. He updated his relationship status to "It's complicated". What's complicated, Kevin?! We broke up! It's pretty simple! Yeah, whatever. Sounds like a real pain. You still nursing that drink? You should just torture him. Tape his eyelids open and make him watch '80s workout videos, or cover the iron maiden spikes with sriracha sauce. It's a classic that I put a twist on. Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! *runs out the door* You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living. I WAS doing it for a living. But...you're right. I don't need some two-headed principal to give me permission to do it! I can torture pro bono! You should charge a little...enough to pay your drink tab. I got a business to run here. Task: Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono (1h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) If the user has Demon Moe: Task: Make Demon Moe Refill the Peanuts (1h, Hell Moe's, Moe's Tavern, Hell's Kitchen, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House) You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers? Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube. I can make a heck of a lot more that way than teaching little twerps at Hellementary School. I'm gonna need 25% of the take. How 'bout 15%! How 'bout 20% and I don't turn you to ash where you stand. Sounds like a deal. Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Alright class...choke up on the bat-o-nails and swing! Put your hips into it! This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout! Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell. Task: Make Torture Coach Demonstrate Proper Nail Bat Technique (8h, Old Scratch's Gym, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell Labs or Brown House) So how are we doing with revenue on our ViewTube channel? Building revenue takes time. I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch! We're up to...fourteen cents. 20% of that is 2.8 cents. You want it now? Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Keep running! Get those knees up! Higher! *snaps whip* I thought you were teaching US to torture, not to BE tortured! In order to dole out torment one must feel the torment. Therein lies true enlightenment. But we didn't ask for enlightenment. We just wanted to learn some cool torture tips! You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN! Task: Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape (4h) Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your wardrobe... I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube. And I've made a grand total of... *checks ViewTube account* one dollar and thirty-four cents. Um...may I remind you— Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!! Quest reward: 100 and 10

More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5

After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark: Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc. I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals! Uh...our lawyers asked nicely, and they said they didn't remember you. *gasp* After all the years I tortured for that company... Task: Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen or Brown House) Alright, kids. Today's lesson...lightning bolt electroshock. I'm so glad to have you back. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: Say, Homer, since you're about to leave Hell, I was wonderin'... could you do me a favor when you head back upstairs. Oh, no! I have to climb stairs?! This is hell! Uh, no. I mean when you leave Hell and go back to Springfield. I was thinkin' youse could invite the mortal Moe down here to get a preview of what he's got in store when he gets down here. Are you sure this is where Moe's coming? I think he's a pretty good guy. Hoo boy. You don't know the dark side of Moe. Task: Make Demon Moe Ask Homer for a Favor (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Task: Make Homer Agree to Do a Favor for Demon Moe (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) So there are two Moes? No, I'm just the guy in charge of what he's gonna face when his butt lands here in Hades. So you're like his guardian angel? Let's just go with that. I'm the guardian angel with the horns, a tail, and death breath. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark: Hey, Demon Moe! I brought regular Moe down like you asked. Why'd you bring Lenny and Carl too? Homer said he was going to Cool Moe's. We never met a Cool Moe so we had to come. I don't get it. What is this place? This is where you're gonna spend eternity, pal. Aw, geez. In the afterlife, I was hopin' to get out of the servin'-drinks-to-jerks business. Task: Make Demon Moe Explain Moe's Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Balk at His Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Wait, so I'll have a miserable life, die, and spend a miserable eternity in this dump? Pretty much, yeah. Hope yer into smokey, hot, and sweaty. What'd I do to deserve this? The watering down of drinks, the rhino horn business... Big deal! Everybody does that. The shotgunning, the cheating at cards... Selling rotten eggs, clubbing innocent rats... Okay, everybody, stop already. I get it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: So your job is to torment me for eternity after I die? Like I always say: "Find a job you enjoy doing and you'll never have to work a day in your life". Right, Twainy? I wish I'd never said a lot of things. And so you'll have to stay with me forever, in all my gripin', complaining and general miserableness. That's gonna be fun for you? Yep...wait, no. I may not have thought this through. I can see that. *chuckles* Task: Make Demon Moe Become Horrifically Depressed (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Enjoy Sharing the Pain (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: I concocted this eternal torment for you. It was s'posed to be really great! It is great. You did a good job. But all I've done is set myself up to be miserable alongside you forever. You ain't no Prince Charming yerself, pal. I don't like to look on the bright side, but it ain't all bad. I do own a bar, and that's pretty sweet. That's the spirit. And I'll cover for ya on ladies' nights down here. Good luck with Lizzy Borden and Ma Barker. They are a couple of mean drunks! Task: Make Demon Moe Relax and Enjoy Life (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5

After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark: Well, I guess I'll head back home. Probably be seeing you soon, though. *sigh* There's still hope. Go to church, fold yer hands, and pray to the guy upstairs. If that works, you could go to heaven and I get to keep the bar. Hey, you really think I got a shot at heaven? I don't wanna lie to you, but I'm gonna...sure you got a shot! If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Wander Home (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Task: Make Demon Moe Propose a Toast for Regular Moe (2h, Hell Moe's or Brown House) So he just went back home? Yep. I can't help feelin' bad for the guy. We should drink a toast to Moe. That's a real sweet thought. On the other hand, it seems like a waste of good alcohol. Moe wouldn't want that. A FREE drink...to Moe! Get outta my bar, you bum! *pulls out baseball bat* Sweet thought is over! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Roamin' Holiday

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Hey pal, great job, but HR says you have to use up some of your vacation days. No time for that. Besides, screams of agony are my vacation. Who would take a day off when one's job is to create so many horrifying pleas for mercy? You do have it pretty sweet. Task: Make Demon Technician Fine Tune Torture Device (8h, Torture Conveyor Belt) If the user has Old Scratch: Task: Make Old Scratch Worry About HR Violations (8h, Hellscape or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Excuse me...um, sir. HR asked me to come down and speak with you. Why doesn't HR come talk to me themselves? Frankly, sir, they're afraid of you. That's fair. So...how 'bout taking a break and using up some of that vacation time? Just as soon as I get my Eye-Poking Machine recalibrated. Can you help me out? Uh, I'm not really — OW! It's missing my eye and picking my nose! Damn...more recalibration is needed. Task: Make Demon Technician Perfect Eye-Poking Tech (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House) If the user has Hell Teacher: Task: Make Hell Teacher Leave in a Hurry (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Say, Sid, the boss has asked me to talk to you. You need to take a break, or you're gonna get us all in trouble. Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I finish testing the new Gut Inverter. Hey, you want to see it in action? Well... No guts, no gory! AAAGGHHH! It works! It works! Task: Make Demon Technician Torture With Sadistic Glee (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt) If the user has Torture Coach: Task: Make Torture Coach Watch the Master at Work (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt, Hellscape or Brown House) Boy, with all the screaming, you'd think they wouldn't have the breath to ask for more coffee. We do like to make our victims feel at home...and in pain. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: Hey man, gonna need you to take a vacation. You're the head of HR? Nah. I was passing through and HR asked me to do them a favor. Even God takes vacations. I've been off all year. Haven't you noticed the world has gone to Hell? Wow, I guess I've been too busy to notice. Take a day and come along with me to Krustyland. You can hear people scream my name in terror. Task: Make Demon Technician Tag Along to Krustyland (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House) If the user has God: Task: Make God Ride the Tooth Chipper Over and Over (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House) See, that was fun! And it's healthy to get your mind off work for a bit. Are you kidding? I've got so many new ideas now. I can't wait to get back to the shop! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5

After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark: I'm back from my vacation! I didn't exactly relax, though. Hey, whatever. I just needed HR off my back. Now I can tell them to go to He — uh, go to Here. And look at this backlog of damned souls that need processing. I'm in Heaven! By which I mean Hell! Task: Make Demon Technician Do What He Does Best (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt) Quest reward: 200 and 20