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| − | + | {{qf|[[Chris Griffin]]}} Yay! A crossover always brings out the best in each show! It certainly doesn't smack of desperation. The priorities are always creative and not driven by marketing... | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Stewie Griffin]]}} Okay, that's enough. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Brian Griffin]]}} I guess we're in a town called [[Springfield]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stewie}} Springfield, eh? What state? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Brian}} I can't imagine we're allowed to say. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Peter Griffin]]}} ''[to [[Apu]]]'' Hello, funny sounding [[Cleveland Brown|Cleveland]]. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} ''[offscreen]'' I'll pay for their [[donut]]s. | |
:''[A man who look likes Homer steps out from a dark corner of the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]]'' | :''[A man who look likes Homer steps out from a dark corner of the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lois Griffin]]}} Thank you so much, sir. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Homer look-alike]]}} For what? I didn't say anything. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lois}} Oh. | |
| + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[offscreen]'' It was me. | ||
:''[The actual Homer Simpson then reveals himself from another dark corner]'' | :''[The actual Homer Simpson then reveals himself from another dark corner]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Stewie}} How come this convenience store has so many shadowy parts? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Apu, a dozen donuts for our albino visitors. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} [[Eat my shorts!]] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Stewie}} "Eat my shorts!" I love that! Is that a popular expression like "What the deuce"? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Brian}} Probably more popular. Probably... probably ''way'' more popular. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} [[Moe's Tavern]], Moe speakin'. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Uh, yeah, I'm lookin' for a friend, last name Kebum, first name Leigh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Moe}} Eh, hang on, I'll check. Uh, hey, guys, do I got a Leigh Kebum? C'mon, look at the stools. Uh, is there a Leigh Kebum? Somebody check the rear. I know I gotta Leigh Kebum. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Barney}} Then you probably shouldn't be handling food! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Bob Belcher]]}} Yeah, we did it! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} What's he doin' here? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} Oh, we gotta carry him 'cause he can't fly on his own. We let that other guy try and look what happened. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Cleveland Brown]]}} No, no, no, no, no, no! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Alright, Peter. If we're gonna find your car, we're gonna think like a car, so let's fill up at that gas station. | |
:''[Both Homer and Peter gulp down gasoline from the pumps]'' | :''[Both Homer and Peter gulp down gasoline from the pumps]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} I feel sick. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Keep drinking! I prepaid 40 bucks! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} Homer, maybe we're doing this wrong. | |
:''[They then observe a woman putting the fuel dispenser into the rear of her car]'' | :''[They then observe a woman putting the fuel dispenser into the rear of her car]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} Oh crap. | |
:''[The pair pull down their pants and the scene is cut directly to an adult store in [[Germany]] called [[Video Erötich]]]'' | :''[The pair pull down their pants and the scene is cut directly to an adult store in [[Germany]] called [[Video Erötich]]]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Video Erötich customer}} Haben sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump? ''[Rough English translation: "Have you got Homer and Peter with a Chevron pump?"] | |
:''[Clerk points out shelf of DVDs with Homer and Peter holding a gas pump together called [[Gassensexen]]]'' | :''[Clerk points out shelf of DVDs with Homer and Peter holding a gas pump together called [[Gassensexen]]]'' | ||
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| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} ''[to Lois]'' I'm whispering in court to look smart. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Glenn Quagmire]]}} Do you like sex? | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Eh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Quagmire}} I don't think we're that similar. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Cleveland}} You know why they got us sitting next to each other. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Uh, 'cause we're the two funniest guys in our towns? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Cleveland}} Damn right. ''[fist bump]'' | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Quahog {{Ch|James Woods}}}} You lived in Springfield? | |
| − | + | {{qf|Springfield James Woods}} Yeah, I worked at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]], researching a role. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Quahog James Woods}} These guys are gonna lose. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Judge [[Fred Flintstone]]}} I've heard all I need to hear to make a decision. If ya ask me, neither of these beers is wholly original. They're both pale imitations of my favorite beer, Budrock. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} Oh, ho, ho! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ooh! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Judge Fred Flintstone}} But rendering a verdict is something I'm paid to Yabba-Dabba Do! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter and Homer}} Eh. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Judge Fred Flintstone}} And I find in favor of [[Duff]]. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Lois}} Oh, no! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Meg Griffin|Meg}} Oh, no! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} Oh, no! | |
:''[silence until Peter's cell phone rings]'' | :''[silence until Peter's cell phone rings]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} Hello. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Kool-Aid Man]]}} Uh, hey. I'm... I'm in the wrong Springfield. | |
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| − | :''[Peter breaks out of Homer's | + | :''[Peter breaks out of Homer's choke hold]'' |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} What the hell? That really hurts! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} No, it doesn't! I do it to my son all the time! | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} You strangle your son? That's insane! No wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all the time... | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} That's your son! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Peter]'' Hey, knock it off! There's a kid back there! | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Heh, heh, I'm in danger. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|[[Kodos]]}} Perfect, the Earthlings are destroying themselves. | |
| − | + | {{qf|[[Roger Smith]]}} Yeah, it's really great, isn't it, guys? ''[to the viewer]'' We went to summer camp together. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} [[Woo Hoo!]] | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Road House! | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} I'm sorry we fought. I just wanted to make you laugh and cry. I'm a ''[[Family Guy]]''. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} I understand. I'm a ''[[The Simpsons]]''. | |
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| − | + | {{qf|Homer}} Let's just agree to stay a half hour away from each other. | |
| − | + | {{qf|Peter}} With a pile of garbage between us. | |
:''[the two walk off]'' | :''[the two walk off]'' | ||
| − | + | {{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Worst. Chicken fight. Ever. | |
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Latest revision as of 16:33, May 14, 2021
- Chris Griffin: Yay! A crossover always brings out the best in each show! It certainly doesn't smack of desperation. The priorities are always creative and not driven by marketing...
- Stewie Griffin: Okay, that's enough.
- Brian Griffin: I guess we're in a town called Springfield.
- Stewie: Springfield, eh? What state?
- Brian: I can't imagine we're allowed to say.
- Peter Griffin: [to Apu] Hello, funny sounding Cleveland.
- Homer: [offscreen] I'll pay for their donuts.
- [A man who look likes Homer steps out from a dark corner of the Kwik-E-Mart]
- Lois Griffin: Thank you so much, sir.
- Homer look-alike: For what? I didn't say anything.
- Lois: Oh.
- Homer: [offscreen] It was me.
- [The actual Homer Simpson then reveals himself from another dark corner]
- Stewie: How come this convenience store has so many shadowy parts?
- Homer: Apu, a dozen donuts for our albino visitors.
- Bart: Eat my shorts!
- Stewie: "Eat my shorts!" I love that! Is that a popular expression like "What the deuce"?
- Brian: Probably more popular. Probably... probably way more popular.
- Moe Szyslak: Moe's Tavern, Moe speakin'.
- Bart: Uh, yeah, I'm lookin' for a friend, last name Kebum, first name Leigh.
- Moe: Eh, hang on, I'll check. Uh, hey, guys, do I got a Leigh Kebum? C'mon, look at the stools. Uh, is there a Leigh Kebum? Somebody check the rear. I know I gotta Leigh Kebum.
- Barney: Then you probably shouldn't be handling food!
- Bob Belcher: Yeah, we did it!
- Homer: What's he doin' here?
- Peter: Oh, we gotta carry him 'cause he can't fly on his own. We let that other guy try and look what happened.
- Cleveland Brown: No, no, no, no, no, no!
- Homer: Alright, Peter. If we're gonna find your car, we're gonna think like a car, so let's fill up at that gas station.
- [Both Homer and Peter gulp down gasoline from the pumps]
- Peter: I feel sick.
- Homer: Keep drinking! I prepaid 40 bucks!
- Peter: Homer, maybe we're doing this wrong.
- [They then observe a woman putting the fuel dispenser into the rear of her car]
- Peter: Oh crap.
- [The pair pull down their pants and the scene is cut directly to an adult store in Germany called Video Erötich]
- Video Erötich customer: Haben sie Homer und Peter mit Chevron pump? [Rough English translation: "Have you got Homer and Peter with a Chevron pump?"]
- [Clerk points out shelf of DVDs with Homer and Peter holding a gas pump together called Gassensexen]
- Peter: [to Lois] I'm whispering in court to look smart.
- Glenn Quagmire: Do you like sex?
- Lenny Leonard: Eh.
- Quagmire: I don't think we're that similar.
- Cleveland: You know why they got us sitting next to each other.
- Carl Carlson: Uh, 'cause we're the two funniest guys in our towns?
- Cleveland: Damn right. [fist bump]
- Quahog James Woods: You lived in Springfield?
- Springfield James Woods: Yeah, I worked at the Kwik-E-Mart, researching a role.
- Quahog James Woods: These guys are gonna lose.
- Judge Fred Flintstone: I've heard all I need to hear to make a decision. If ya ask me, neither of these beers is wholly original. They're both pale imitations of my favorite beer, Budrock.
- Peter: Oh, ho, ho!
- Homer: Ooh!
- Judge Fred Flintstone: But rendering a verdict is something I'm paid to Yabba-Dabba Do!
- Peter and Homer: Eh.
- Judge Fred Flintstone: And I find in favor of Duff.
- Lois: Oh, no!
- Meg Griffin: Oh, no!
- Peter: Oh, no!
- [silence until Peter's cell phone rings]
- Peter: Hello.
- Kool-Aid Man: Uh, hey. I'm... I'm in the wrong Springfield.
- [Peter breaks out of Homer's choke hold]
- Peter: What the hell? That really hurts!
- Homer: No, it doesn't! I do it to my son all the time!
- Peter: You strangle your son? That's insane! No wonder he's fat and stupid and masturbates all the time...
- Homer: That's your son!
- Homer: [to Peter] Hey, knock it off! There's a kid back there!
- Ralph Wiggum: Heh, heh, I'm in danger.
- Kodos: Perfect, the Earthlings are destroying themselves.
- Roger Smith: Yeah, it's really great, isn't it, guys? [to the viewer] We went to summer camp together.
- Peter: Woo Hoo!
- Homer: Road House!
- Peter: I'm sorry we fought. I just wanted to make you laugh and cry. I'm a Family Guy.
- Homer: I understand. I'm a The Simpsons.
- Homer: Let's just agree to stay a half hour away from each other.
- Peter: With a pile of garbage between us.
- [the two walk off]
- Comic Book Guy: Worst. Chicken fight. Ever.
