Difference between revisions of "Scratching the Seven Year Itch"

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Scratching the Seven Year Itch is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out, It was introduced in the Poochie's Dog Dayz content update. It requires the Picnic Spot to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark: Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip. It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry. Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection... It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?! Well, work on this! Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a "Dynamite" Dessert". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up! Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life! I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet. I'm getting on that new dating app called "Swiper". Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours. After starting the job Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like... ...and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect! Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life! ...unlike Scratchy. After finishing the task Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app! Fat Tony... maybe he means Cat Tony? Moleman... seems like a furry creature indeed... And Bumblebee Man... no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy. It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant... picked up the "tabby"... used a bunch of cat-puns... *flashback harp* No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on. Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date" (x3). The job takes place at Eateries or Bars and takes 8 hours. After starting the first job So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat? No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything? ...! After starting the second job This is my first time using online dating. What about you? I've only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin'Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman. ...! After starting the third job I don't know what I'm doing... I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long... ... Sorry to go on and on... you're such a good listener. Que? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective. So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband! And it's really not Scratchy's fault. He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse! Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later. Not so fast, you murderous mouse! You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts! Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression". The job takes 8 hours. Have I made myself clear? Whatever you say! You're the boss! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Mrs. Scratchy's exclamation mark Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up. Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss? Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go! Task: "Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic". The job takes place at the Picnic Spot and takes 4 hours. If Scratchy is owned: Task: "Make Scratchy Go on a Picnic". The job takes place at the Picnic Spot and takes 4 hours. *happy sigh* Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart. It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed. Alright, he's all yours, Itchy. Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants! *screams* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the romantic comedy film The Seven Year Itch.