Difference between revisions of "La Dolce Morte"

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La Dolce Morte is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Francesca Terwilliger to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark I tell you Maggie, the hardest thing about grocery shopping is judging the produce. Pardon me, ma'am, can I ask your opinion? Are these "vine-ripened tomatoes" ripe enough? Or are they too ripe? You dare to ask me, Francesca Terwilliger, about the status of tomatoes?! After your son has tormented my poor Sideshow of a husband for all these years?! I shall choke you on your own plastic produce bag! Task: "Make Francesca Try to Choke Marge with a Plastic Bag". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours. Task: "Make Marge Fend Francesca Off with a Bunch of Carrots". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark Marge, please forgive. I am so fiery and impetuous. It's not my fault I behave like a stereotype from a 1960s Fellini movie. Let us be friends and I will teach you to make a tomato sauce that will send your family into raptures. Um, no offense, but I don't really need a friend. Come on, Marge. I've watched the show. In 26 years the only buddy you've had was that "Selma and Louise" chick. Fine. Let's cook. Task: "Make Francesca Teach Marge Italian Cooking". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Marge Learn Italian Cooking". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Pretty good dinner, Marge. That is all you can say?! This food would make a saint cry! Kiss your wife's feet and beg forgiveness! I would but I can't bend below the eyebrows. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark Okay, let's get this bake sale organized. My cookies front and center, Marge's cake holding the left flank... And Francesca's bone-dry biscotti way in the rear. You dried-up Protestant hag! You know nothing of the ways of Italian baking. I cast the evil eye at you! Task: "Make Francesca Pronounce a Vengeful Curse". The job takes place at the Italian Villa and takes 12 hours. No one casts the evil eye at me. I put the baleful eye of the Presbylutheran on you. Ladies, please, let's not descend into sectarian glaring. This is your fault, Marge. You invited Francesca. You're out of the bake sale! You don't need them, Marge. You've got me, a volatile, murderous Italian friend. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark Can't park there, ladies. Move it along. Ooh, are you some kind of G.I.? Stereotypical Italian women love G.I.s. Give me some nylons, marry me, and take me away to your "Hoboken, New Jersey". Gee, I'd sure like to, but my wife Sarah hates the East coast. You are cheating on me with another woman?! I'll carve your fat butt into bacon! Francesca, no! Not with my steak knives. Task: "Make Francesca Juggle Knives". The job takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Marge Fret". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes. Marge! Call off Francesca. Or at least call for help. A cop would be good. Francesca, you mustn't hurt Chief Wiggum. He's the master of ceremonies at church Bingo night... Very well. But I am filled with emotion. You must listen to me rant in Italian and gesticulate for three hours. This is why I don't have friends, Lisa. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Francesca Terwilliger's exclamation mark Francesca, you know we're best friends, suddenly. More than friends -- sisters. One beautiful and fascinating, the other good at housework. So true. And I think that's why Homer has fallen in love with you. What, the fat baldy has a thing for me? Oh yes. And because we're such friends, I'm going to step aside and let you have him. Look, I really prefer men with hair. Giant amounts of crazy hair. I'm sorry, but as long as you keep spending time with me, Homer will keep coming after you. Then for the sake of our friendship, our friendship is at an end! I don't know how I'll ever forget you, Marge. Oh wait, I do. I'll go shopping. Task: "Make Francesca Go Shopping". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 6 hours. Whatever happened to that Francesca chick? I got rid of her by telling the biggest lie of my life. *GASP* That it's wrong to put beer on cereal? For shame, Marge. Quest reward: 200 and 20