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Revision as of 10:55, October 11, 2020
Museum of Unnatural History
After building Museum of Unnatural History:
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With the awesome power of time travel at our disposal, all the secrets of history will be revealed!
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Good Lord! I'm just about to publish: "Dishonest Abe: Lincoln's Hidden Past as America's Most Notorious Card Cheat".
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I'm not sure I WANT that one being investigated.
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Of course, if I traveled back in time first, and CONVINCED the sixteenth president to take up poker cheating...
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Task: Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts (4h, Homer's Workbench or Springfield Historical Society) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Simpson Genome Project
The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 1
After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark:
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DNA analysis has opened the floodgates of historical inquiry.
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Anyone interested in a free DNA swab? Learn your family's genetic roots?
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Of course! I'd LOVE to know what great peoples of the past I'm related to.
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Lisa, I'm not sure the genetic soup that made me and Bart is a tasty one...
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Task: Make Lisa Get a Genetic Test (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Task: Make Hollis Hurlbut Send Tests Away for Study (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 2
After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark:
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The results are in! The Simpson gene is overwhelmingly Neanderthal!
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Well, I did hear every person of Eurasian descent has a TINY amount of Neanderthal in them...
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It would be more precise to say the Simpsons have a tiny amount of human in them.
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I don't suppose you'd be willing to change that result? For my peace of mind?
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Lisa, I'm a historian. Twisting the evidence in whatever way is most convenient is what I do. Consider it done!
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Task: Make Hollis Hurlbut Alter the Facts (4h, Homer's Workbench or Springfield Historical Society) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 3
After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark:
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It's amazing that primitive cavemen could survive into modern times. You should be so proud, Cave Lisa.
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I'm a straight-A student! I'm not a caveman!
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Well, I'll run a few more tests. But Neanderthals DID have larger craniums. It all fits, you see.
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NOTHING FITS! RUN MORE TESTS!
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Task: Make Lisa Get Further Testing (4h, Springfield Historical Society) Task: Make Homer Go in for Testing (4h, Springfield Historical Society)
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Homer, Lisa, you both have the largest heads I've ever recorded.
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That's why I'm so smart. Smart as an ape, they all say!
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Such fascinating primate behavior. What a discovery!
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I'M NOT A DISCOVERY AND NEITHER IS MY DAD!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Simpson Genome Project Pt. 4
After tapping on Hollis Hurlbut's exclamation mark:
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Lisa, as a peace offering, I brought you a present.
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Here. A shank of wild boar. I know how your people love big meat shanks.
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Save it. If I'm a Neanderthal, then I am going to celebrate my history.
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Besides, do you have any idea how interesting this will look on a college application? Yale, here I come!
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And I get to go on disability!
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Task: Make Lisa Study Neanderthal History (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Homer Skip Work (4h, Moe's Tavern) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Diets Are for Boobs
Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 1
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark:
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Ever wonder how I got my booooob-iful physique?
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Prehistoric plastic surgery? Some sort of stone-based implants, most likely?
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Actually, it's the revolutionary Neo-Paleo Diet!
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Well, it SOUNDS safe and effective. My only concern is: is it trendy?
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Oh yes. It consists of the three foods our ancestor's bodies EVOLVED to eat: grubs, dirt, and starvation!
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Yum! I'm convinced!
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Task: Make Homer Research Neo-Paleo Diet (4h, Simpson House) Task: Make Cavegirl Booberella Sell Her Book (4h, Curvaceous Cave) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 2
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark:
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The Neo-Paleo Diet is so simple and easy. All you need is to buy my 450-page book!
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It explains the pseudoscience behind the diet, based on the latest hunches of top psychic nutritionists.
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Slow down there, Professor! I'm sold!
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Task: Make Cavegirl Booberella Market Her Diet (4h, Curvaceous Cave) Task: Make Springfielders Begin Dieting [x5] (4h, Curvaceous Cave) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 3
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark:
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I've already lost two pounds on the Neo-Paleo Diet! And I've never felt hungrier!
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Krusty Burger sales are down fifty percent! Where are all my customers?
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We're living the natural, healthy lifestyle of our cavemen ancestors.
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I'm gonna live 'til I'm thirty and die of a broken leg that gets infected!
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Time to talk to this cavegirl huckster. Our two kinds of bullcrap could make beautiful music together...
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Task: Make Homer Forage (4h, Trees) Task: Make Krusty Research Diet Gimmicks (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Diets Are for Boobs Pt. 4
After tapping on Booberella's exclamation mark:
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Neo-Paleo Industries is proud to announce our new partnership!
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We are teaming with America's leader in fast, healthy food -- Krustyburger!
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Try the New Neo-burger! It's loaded with all the good things cavemen crave -- grubs, grubs, and more grubs!
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Which was always the main ingredient in my "burgers." But now, it's a selling point!
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Task: Make Springfielders Eat at Krusty Burger [x5] (30m, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Power of Pharaohmones
The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 1
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Today, children, is our field trip to the museum, where we will study the relics of ancient Egypt.
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More importantly, we will execute the intricate, beautiful dance that is the buddy system.
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And if we could get through lunch without a food fight, that would be a first in school hist--
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FOOD FIGHT!
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Simpson! We're not even on the bus yet!
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Task: Make Skinner Lead a Field Trip (4h, Springsonian Museum, Springfield Museum of Natural History or Springfield Library) Task: Make Kids Go on a Field Trip [x3] (4h, Springsonian Museum, Springfield Museum of Natural History or Springfield Library) Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle
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The Pharaohs were ruthless dictators. All feared them, none dared disobey.
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In many ways, they were the elementary school principals of their day.
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What was that?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 2
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Look! I think Skinner's flipped his lid!
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You will address me as Pharaoh! I think I've earned it, by switching clothes.
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Effective immediately, English will be replaced by Hieroglyphics, Gym by Manual Labor, and Math by Worship of Pharaoh.
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I'm not worshipping you. It'll destroy my brand!
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You will obey the Living God or face the ultimate penalty! The ultimate penalty, FYI, remains detention.
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Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Teach Hieroglyphics (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary) Task: Make Kids Learn Hieroglyphics [x3] (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle
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No, no, no. It's eye before tree, except after sea.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 3
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Silence!
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No one said anything.
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Still, it's a fun thing to yell. Let's knock off class early and you guys build an enormous stone me.
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Hey, Lis. Let's secretly make the body of the statue a jackass. That'll show him!
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Great prank. You do realize, either way it'll take centuries to build this thing.
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I don't hear you coming up with ideas!
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Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Rule With an Iron Ankh (12h, Pharaoh Throne) Task: Make Kids Build an Edifice of Skinner [x3] (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary Characters: Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, Nelson, Ralph, Database, Dolph, Janey, Greta Wolfcastle
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Look upon my works ye faculty and despair!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 4
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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Seymour, none of my students showed up for class today. Not that I'm complaining.
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They toil for the glory of their Living God. That's me. I got a promotion.
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Great. I'll be in the faculty smoking lounge.
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Wait! How would you like to rule by my side? All that you see can be yours, from the baseball diamond to the P.E. storage shed!
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I think I'd better call Superintendent Chalmers.
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I begin the mating dance!
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Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Do a Mating Dance (4h)
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Look upon my moves, ye groovy, and dig it!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Power of Pharaohmones Pt. 5
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark:
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SKIN-NER! What's this I hear about you establishing a dynasty on school property?
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Silence, GARY! Do not presume to meet my holy gaze.
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Skinner, grown a backbone? What's next: swarms of locusts and people praying to the sun?
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That's the plan!
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Task: Make Pharaoh Skinner Pray to Ra (4h, Tuts 'n' Tots Elementary or Springfield Elementary
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Seymour! Put down that scepter! You'll strain your back!
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Mother! I've become all-powerful, so will you please just let me have this!
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Oh, poo! Take off that dress and come home. My varicose veins aren't going to massage themselves.
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Yes, Mother...
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Gil Intro
After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
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Do you hear that?
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Hear what?
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Music! And everyone's number one favorite KIND of music -- classical!
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What up, jerks?! It's me, the Liam Gallagher of the 1700s! Wolfgang Amadeus Thrash H-Bomb Mozart!
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Hey, Mozart! Get your own look! I call likeness infringement!
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On offer accepted:
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Finally! A sale! I'm taking my best girl out for dinner or a movie! Whichever is cheaper!
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On offer declined:
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No Mozart? Hey, I got a Beethoven in decent condition, if you're interested? No? Gently used Brahms? No?
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Requiem in D-Ception
Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 1
After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark:
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Hello, Springfield! Are you ready to get classical?
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Cute costume, Bart. You don't even TALK like you're from the eighteenth century.
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Mozart's stage banter was always ahead of its time, little girl. Now who is this "Bart" you speak of?
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Have it your way. I'll get a piano, and we'll SEE who's the musical genius in this family.
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Task: Make Lisa Get a Piano (4h, Concert Hall) Task: Make Mozart Write Music by Foot (1h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 2
After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark:
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All right, "Wolfgang". If you're such a musical prodigy, prove it.
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I have just written an entire opera in my head. I call it, "The Magic Loser". Guess who it's about?
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You're no musician. You couldn't play "Hot Cross Buns" on a PLAYER piano.
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I know that song. Here, allow me to improvise fifty variations, playing the keyboard with only my naked butt.
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Task: Make Mozart Play a Masterpiece (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 3
After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark:
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Impressed? I thought the farts-only version was quite melodious, myself.
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I don't know how you managed that trick, Bart.
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We have an expression in the 1700s. It goes "nanny-nanny-boo-boo, chump"!
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I'll show you TWO can play at this game.
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Task: Make Lisa Dress as Classical Musician Salieri (4h, Concert Hall) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 4
After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark:
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I challenge you to a musical duel, Mozart! Winner gets to headline the Concert Hall opening!
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And the loser... will be you.
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Do it Lisa! I have faith in you.
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I don't! But good luck, anyway, sis!
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Thanks Bart.
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Wait, you're YOU? So that's really... MOZART? *gulp* I need some water...
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Task: Make Mozart Play (8h) Task: Make Lisa Drink From the Wrong Glass (4h)
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Hey, you stole my wine!
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What kind of a kid drinks port at noon?
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Duh. The eighteenth century kind.
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My head hurts...
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Requiem in D-Ception Pt. 5
After tapping on Mozart's exclamation mark:
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What was that unusual music you were playing, Lisa?
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Oh, that's right. You're never heard jazz before, have you? What did you think?
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Seemed like a lot of pretentious, self-involved noodling with no melody.
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Does ANYBODY like jazz?
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Ah well, at least I got my family to listen to me play for ten minutes straight. That's a new record!
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Task: Make the Simpson Family Celebrate Together [x3] (4h, Concert Hall) Task: Make Mozart Celebrate With Everyone Else (4h, Concert Hall) Task: Make Everyone Else Celebrate [x5] (4h, Concert Hall) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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No Leg to Stand On
No Leg to Stand On Pt. 1
After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark:
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ARRRR! I be Blackbeard, scourge of the Seven Seas! Gaze upon me and tremble, ye landlubbers!
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Cool! A fun pirate!
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Fun?! Yer not scared of the vile murderer Edward Teach?
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Not at all! Pirates are awesome, even if some people say they're for babies.
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It's not like you're the GHOST of Blackbeard or anything. Wait, are you?
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Uh... sure thing. If that's what scares ye, that's what I be. Boo!
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Task: Make Blackbeard Seek His Treasure (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Task: Make Milhouse Run in Fear (4h, Van Houten House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Leg to Stand On Pt. 2
After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark:
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Me treasure is dug up! How was I to know that Miami Beach would prove a less-than-ideal hiding spot?
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I'm penniless, ship-less, no one's afraid of me, and I don't even have a crew.
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Maybe I can join his vile pirate crew! Can I, Ma? Can I?
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That sounds so cute! Let me get a picture of you with the funny "pirate".
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Look, lady. I murder people. All the time. Over a few gold pieces. I'm not proud of it, but there you go.
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Ooh! Him a SCARY pirate, isn't him?
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Task: Make Bart Apply to Be a Pirate (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Task: Make Blackbeard Accept Applications (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship)
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If all the lads here are like this "Bart" fellow, it's going to be one pathetic crew.
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He made me promise him chocolate milk at every meal and one hour a day of something called "screen time".
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Leg to Stand On Pt. 3
After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark:
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Without me terrifying reputation, I'm nothing! But how can I make people fear me without a ship or crew?
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The right firearm might bring your swagger back, my friend.
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Arr! You be missing a limb! I like that. Three really is the ideal number of appendages for a fellow.
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Step into my store...
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Task: Make Blackbeard Check Out Wares (4h, Herman's Military Antiques) Task: Make Herman Display Arms (4h, Herman's Military Antiques)
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Good God! I be one of history's bloodiest pirates, and even I be horrified by the cannons these people carry around.
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What kind of lunatic needs a semi-automatic rifle? No wonder these trigger-happy madmen aren't scared of ol' Blackbeard!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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No Leg to Stand On Pt. 4
After tapping on Blackbeard's exclamation mark:
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No one here understands me. I be obsolete. A dinosaurrrrrrrr.
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I like the cut of your "arrrrrrrrrrrs", stranger.
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Do me ears deceive me? Be you a fellow pirate?
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No. But for some reason, I talk like one. Point is, matey, you arrrrrre not alone.
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Take me to sea, or lose me forever!
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Step right this way. Me ship awaits!
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Task: Make Sea Captain Join the Crew (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Task: Make Blackbeard Pour Mugs O' Rum (4h, Ghost Pirate Airship) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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