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| − | *Customers Pt. 1<ref name="reddit1">http://www.reddit.com/r/tappedoutsource/comments/1ezsx2/herman_quests/</ref>
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| − | :Make Marge Browse Herman's Military Antiques
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|At last, a new store! Herman, I’d like some military antiques please.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|I’ll take a box of musket balls, three “potato masher” grenades, and a dozen bazookas.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|I didn’t realize you were such a fan of antique firearms.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, I’m not. I just need to bring something to the register, and have you charge me for it. You know -- shopping!}}
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| − | *Customers Pt. 2
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| − | :Make Grampa Browse Herman's Military Antiques<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, old man! Want to buy a gun? There’s no better way to protect yourself.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|After all, it’s scary getting old, isn’t it?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Grampa}}
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| − | {{TB|You have no idea! My vision’s gone, I’m always forgettin’ who I am, I panic in stressful situations…}}
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| − | {{TBT|Grampa}}
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| − | {{TB|...my trigger finger itches something terrible, my aim ain’t what it used to be, I often mistake loved ones for dangerous intruders, I forget whether things are loaded…}}
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| − | {{TBT|Grampa}}
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| − | {{TB|...and above all, my time on Earth is short, and I’d love to take a few people with me when I go.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|You’re the perfect gun owner! Step inside!}}
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| − | *Customers Pt. 3<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Bart Browse Herman's Military Antiques
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| − | :Make Milhouse Browse Herman's Military Antiques
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Bart}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, Milhouse, want to go check out the new gun shop in town?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Milhouse}}
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| − | {{TB|Of course! After all, the NRA says it’s the safest place for kids.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Bart}}
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| − | {{TB|They also say us kids should sleep under a blanket made of loaded guns. You know -- for safety.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Milhouse}}
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| − | {{TB|I eat my cereal every morning with a gun instead of a spoon. Because more guns everywhere means safer kids. Thanks, NRA!}}
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| − | *Customers Pt. 4<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Wolfcastle Browse Herman's Military Antiques
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|I soon begin the filming of my next movie: “1776: Operation American Freedom.”}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|My acting process begins with finding the right gun for my character. It also ends there.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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| − | {{TB|The gun should be authentic to the 1770’s, huge, fire a thousand musket balls a minute, and crack jokes with the voice of Chris Tucker.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|I’ll see what I have in the back.}}
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| − | *Customers Pt. 5<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Fat Tony Buy Blunderbusses
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Fat Tony}}
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| − | {{TB|Herman, I’ve grown tired of my gang’s “look.” Black suits, pistols and shoulder holsters -- it’s so 1989. We need a fresh take on the mob thing.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Fat Tony}}
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| − | {{TB|Do you have any weapons that will create more “wow factor” for my associates?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|A good blunderbuss never goes out of style. Of course, it only shoots one bullet every thirty seconds.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Fat Tony}}
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| − | {{TB|A small price to pay for fashion. I’ll take a hundred.}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 1<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Build Herman's Military Antiques
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Lisa, I would never criticize your town-building skills, but I’ve been to all these stores a zillion times. A shopper needs variety!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I was thinking we could rebuild Herman’s shop. But I don’t think you’d shop there. It sells military antiques.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|A store’s a store. Build it! Build it now!}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 2<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Herman Run the Antique Shop
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|They say when you go over to the other side, you come back changed.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Unfortunately, I remain exactly the same.}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 3<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Wiggum Read NRA Pamphlets
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|I’d like to purchase this AK-47, please. Will you need to run a background check on me?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Of course not. That would infringe on your Constitutional right to never be inconvenienced -- even in the tiniest, most reasonable way -- when guns are involved.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|It's all part of “Gun Buyers Are To Be Hailed As Our Worthiest Heroes” Act of 2013… sponsored by the NRA.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|Great! The ready availability of guns to the public makes my job as a cop safer AND easier.}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 4<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Apu Serve Time
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|Apu, give me a Squishee, beef jerky, and an advanced assault rifle-type weapons platform with integrated laser range finder and grenade launcher.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|Something experimental like Tony Stark wishes he had.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We don't stock guns, you overweight imbecile.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|You do realize it’s now illegal to operate a store that doesn’t sell firearms?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|It’s all part of the “How Else May We Serve, Oh Wise and Powerful NRA?” Act. You’re going to jail!}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 5<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Marge Protest... Something
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Why are all of Springfield’s stores shutting down! There’s nowhere to shop!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry Marge, that’s the law. I have to defend the people’s right to buy guns whenever the whim strikes them.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|What about MY Constitutional rights to a decent downtown, fun window shopping, and jeans at a variety of price points?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wiggum}}
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| − | {{TB|Those aren’t rights! Or are they? Who can say! That’s the funny thing about the law -- you never have the slightest clue what it is.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I’m taking my message to the people!}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 6<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Herman Draft Battle Plans
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|We need to organize to protest these terrible laws that our shutting down our God-given stores. Herman, are you in?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|That’s affirmative. It’s time we took our government back.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|That’s what democracy is all about, right?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Right. Now let’s mount an armed frontal assault on City Hall. Democracy-style.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh... come again?}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 7<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Herman Draft Battle Plans
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|The battle plans are ready, Marge. You say the word, and we take back City Hall!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Geez, I’m reading over these plans, and there’s an awful lot of shooting and yelling and reconnoitering. It all sounds very violent.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|To the lay person, it probably does. But when you’re staging a blood-drenched coup, violence really helps keep up morale.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|It’s something the whole battalion can have fun doing together.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Why not lose a pincer movement or two, and let’s see if we can overthrow the state without all the fisticuffs?}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 8<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Place a Training Dummy
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| − | :Make Herman Train for Battle
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|The new battle plans are drawn. If all goes according to plan, not a single shot will be fired.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|But be warned: there WILL be mild swearing, intermittent sneaking around, and a post-operation cleanup where everybody --}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|and I mean EVERYBODY -- pitches in, leaving City Hall just as tidy as they found it.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|If that sounds like more than you can stomach, best stay home, soldier!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Much better. Let’s prepare for “battle!”}}
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| − | *Military Antiques Pt. 9<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Herman Stage a Coup
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| − | :Make Marge Stage a Coup
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Quimby}}
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| − | {{TB|What is the meaning of this? Who is this rabble sitting patiently in my waiting area?
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| − | homer: Let’s get back to the drawing board, and get to work on a level 31 that’ll really knock everyone’s socks off!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Wigugm}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry about level 30, guys. If you promise not to gripe to EA too much, everybody can have three donuts.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|It’s a coup. We’re tired of government walking all over the people, so we’re taking back City Hall!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|We’re not going put up with limited shopping options, crazy pro-gun laws, a mob armed with blunderbusses, thinly-premised Wolfcastle films, and... and…}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|What exactly ARE we trying to accomplish?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Honestly, I’ve forgotten.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess this whole story didn’t make much sense. You know, we never thought anyone would play long enough to get to level 30.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Guys, maybe this is a good thing. A real wake up call for everyone involved with this game.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I mean, come on. Herman? THAT’S the best character we have to add? No offense, Herm.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Even I know it’s true.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|Attack City Hall! Storm the gates!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Wipe your feet on the mat before entering! Pause to admire the mural in the lobby -- it’s from the 1920’s!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|And remember to be nice to the receptionists! They have a hard job!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Herman}}
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| − | {{TB|We’re doing it, Marge! We’re taking back our government.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Marge}}
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| − | {{TB|Shhh! No shouting inside City Hall. People are trying to work. Attack quietly or not at all!}}
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| − | *Back to the Freezer!<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Jasper Self-Freeze at the Kwik-E-Mart
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|shiver}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|I thawed out. Is this... the future?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Please stand away from the sale item rack. Pork rinds are on special today.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|It's just like I always imagined it would be.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|When the only joy you got left is taking dangerous drug cocktails, it’s time to end it all.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Grampa}}
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| − | {{TB|Don’t do it, Jasper! Not before bequeathing your dangerous drug cocktails to me!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|Too late! I’m going back in that nice Indian fella’s freezer.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | *Springfield's Got Talent!<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Jasper Practice Lollipop Song
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|Ding! Medication time!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|Now, was I supposed to take the red pill or the blue pill? Maybe the purple suppository?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|Better safe than sorry. I'll just take 'em all.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|…}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh-oh …}}
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| − | }}
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| − | *That's A Paddlin!<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Jasper Go Paddling
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Bart}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey Jasper, how's it hanging?}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|At my age, no matter what “it” is, it’s hanging low.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Bart}}
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| − | {{TB|Blech. Rhetorical question, dude.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|You sassing me, boy? You better believe that's a paddlin'!}}
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| − | *The Prune Lagoon<ref name="reddit1"/>
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| − | :Make Jasper Take Incorrect Medication
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|I’ve never felt so alive!}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|Which, at my age, is a sure sign of imminent death.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|It's okay, Jasper, old fella, just got to get the right dose and you'll be back in the saddle again.}}
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| − | {{TBT|Jasper}}
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| − | {{TB|The buildings are so... bright... and colorful…}}
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| | ===Land Expansion Pricing<ref name="update4"/>=== | | ===Land Expansion Pricing<ref name="update4"/>=== |
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