Difference between revisions of "Homie the Clown/Quotes"
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:''Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame'' | :''Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame'' | ||
:'''Carl and Charlie''': AUGH! HELP US! | :'''Carl and Charlie''': AUGH! HELP US! | ||
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:''Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement'' | :''Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement'' | ||
:'''Bart:''' Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. | :'''Bart:''' Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad. | ||
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:'''Lisa:''' Wow! That's good aim, Dad. | :'''Lisa:''' Wow! That's good aim, Dad. | ||
:'''Homer:''' Well, it was my major. | :'''Homer:''' Well, it was my major. | ||
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:'''Krusty''': OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy! | :'''Krusty''': OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy! | ||
:'''Homer''': Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. | :'''Homer''': Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life. | ||
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:'''Krusty''': OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle -- | :'''Krusty''': OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle -- | ||
:'''Homer''': [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle. | :'''Homer''': [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle. | ||
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:'''Krusty''': Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins. | :'''Krusty''': Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins. | ||
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:'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | :'''[[Luigi]]''': "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum." | ||
:''(people get mad)'' | :''(people get mad)'' | ||
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:''(people forgive him)'' | :''(people forgive him)'' | ||
:'''Luigi''': "Yeah, you see how you scum." | :'''Luigi''': "Yeah, you see how you scum." | ||
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:''Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty'' | :''Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty'' | ||
:'''Homer''': But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! | :'''Homer''': But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson! | ||
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- Homer cannot get the image of Krusty's Klown Kollege out of his mind. He sees a clown that looks like Lenny dancing to circus music
- Lenny: Hey, Homer: the section you're supposed to be monitoring is on fire.
- Four clowns tumble into room to clown music
- Homer: Clowns are funny.
- Performing clowns transform into Carl, Charlie, and two other men who are aflame
- Carl and Charlie: AUGH! HELP US!
- Homer has completed all his courses at Krusty's Klown Kollege and is dressing in a Krusty costume for his commencement
- Bart: Wow, I'm sorry I doubted you before, Dad.
- Lisa: If there had to be a bastardized version of Krusty, I'm glad it's you.
- Homer: Thanks, honey. Bank shot! [bounces seltzer off Bart's cheek and onto Lisa]
- Lisa: Wow! That's good aim, Dad.
- Homer: Well, it was my major.
- Krusty: OK, we'll start off with the baggy -- wha? [sees Homer] Those are supposed to be baggy pants! Baggy!
- Homer: Ooh. I've never had a pair of pants that fit this well in my life.
- Krusty: OK, memorize these funny place names: Walla Walla. Keokuk. Cucamonga. Seattle --
- Homer: [laughs] Stop it, you're killing me! [laughs more] Seattle.
- Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans. You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole. Now, come and get your catskins -- er, I mean, sheepskins.
- Luigi: "You don't want to sit with the rest of this scum."
- (people get mad)
- Luigi: "I only consider you scum-a compared to Krusty."
- (people forgive him)
- Luigi: "Yeah, you see how you scum."
- Homer gets abducted by Fat Tony due to his resemblance to Krusty
- Homer: But wait...you can't kill me for being Krusty the Klown. I'm not him...I'm Homer Simpson!
- Fat Tony: The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club?
- Homer: Uh, actually, my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble.
- Legs: The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking picture of my sister?
- Homer: Uh, actually, my real name is, uh -- think, Krusty, think! -- Joe Valachi!
- Louie: The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about Organized Crime?
- Homer: Benedict Arnold!
- Legs: The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?
