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:'''[[Homer]]''': ''(toasting)'' To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all life's problems. | :'''[[Homer]]''': ''(toasting)'' To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all life's problems. | ||
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:'''Homer''': I'll take 42 bathtubs please. | :'''Homer''': I'll take 42 bathtubs please. | ||
:'''Clerk''': Today you can buy 50 for $3000. | :'''Clerk''': Today you can buy 50 for $3000. | ||
:'''Homer''': I said '''''42!''''' | :'''Homer''': I said '''''42!''''' | ||
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:'''Lisa''': Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we- | :'''Lisa''': Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we- | ||
:'''Homer, Marge, Bart''': ''(in unison)'' Go to your room Lisa! | :'''Homer, Marge, Bart''': ''(in unison)'' Go to your room Lisa! | ||
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:''(Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws the TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his stool)'' | :''(Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws the TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his stool)'' | ||
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:'''Rex''': (To Wiggum) Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye? | :'''Rex''': (To Wiggum) Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye? | ||
:'''Wiggum''': Well (pause) No,no,no...i guess not.(leaves the station sadly) | :'''Wiggum''': Well (pause) No,no,no...i guess not.(leaves the station sadly) | ||
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- Homer: (toasting) To alcohol - the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
- Homer: I'll take 42 bathtubs please.
- Clerk: Today you can buy 50 for $3000.
- Homer: I said 42!
- Lisa: Mom! Prohibition may be unpopular but it's the law and we-
- Homer, Marge, Bart: (in unison) Go to your room Lisa!
- (Rex Banner burst the door open and Wiggum and his men stares at him. Rex then throws the TV off the table and kicks Wiggum out of his stool)
- Wiggum: Ow! Hey, I was watching that! Who is sudden there?
- Rex: Rex Banner. I running this department now. Wiggum you're out suspended definetly.
- Wiggum: Huh?
- Rex: (To Eddie) Tuck in that shirt! (To Lou) Get those shoes shining! (To an unidentified officer) Take that badge out of your mouth! You're police officers!
- (Wiggum stands up)
- Rex: (To Wiggum) Well, what are you waiting for? Somebody to kiss you goodbye?
- Wiggum: Well (pause) No,no,no...i guess not.(leaves the station sadly)