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Beach Reporter Bingo

Tapped Out Quest Information Level: 23 Update: Splash and Burn Required characters: Swimsuit Brockman Optional characters: Arnie Pye Internal name(s): BeachReporterBingo ID(s): 258013 - 258016

Beach Reporter Bingo is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Splash and Burn content update. It requires Swimsuit Brockman to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Arnie, did you see that memo? Who the heck is this new reporter?! Oh, Madison? She's taking over for me on the Spring Break Beach Beat. So, you lost your free vacation gig? Hey, you're the one who should be worried. Everyone knows that the spring break coverage puts you on the fast track to the anchor desk. How come they never asked me to take over? The networks are all about getting younger these days, and your personality doesn't really scream "spring break". That's outrageous! Kent Brockman isn't too old for anything! Task: "Make Kent Brockman Throw a Fit". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours. If Arnie Pye is owned: Task: "Make Arnie Pye Laugh at Brockman". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 4 hours. I demand that I be sent to spring break! I'll even wear my official Channel 6 swimsuit. Since when did we get Channel 6 swimsuits? At the wrap party last year... What? I thought we weren't doing wrap parties anymore. Well, I didn't know this would be breaking news for you... I don't understand. Well, after you got drunk and started throwing beer bottles out of the helicopter last wrap party, you sort of got banned from them. But that wasn't my fault! I get nervous at work functions, and it was an open bar! Hey, if it's any consolation, this year's party didn't feel the same without you. Thanks, Kent. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark I'm not sure why the station insisted you come with me. I can handle covering spring break by myself. I've covered spring break for twenty years. It's not as easy as it looks. What? All we have to do is go to parties and interview drunk people saying dumb things, then talk about public safety... But it's harder than it looks to get let into the parties, let alone get someone agree to be interviewed. Ma'am, can you tell us where the "hip" parties are happening? Get out of my face, news creep! Task: "Make Swimsuit Brockman Look for a Party". The job takes place at One Plate Maximum Buffet, Overpass Diner, Dead Lobster, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours. If Arnie Pye is owned: Task: "Make Arnie Pye Eat an Early Dinner". The job takes place at One Plate Maximum Buffet, Overpass Diner, Dead Lobster, or an Eatery and takes 4 hours. Young man, can you help us find a party? Whoa, man! I don't know how to find nothin'! Why are you talking to my crotch? Where else would you be hiding a wire, man? You're a cop, right? No. Oh, then I'll show you where the party's at. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark See, the parties are all happening at Hidden Cove. Thanks, Otto. Now this is Kent Brockman coming to you live from spring break where I have completely blended in with the young people enjoying the time off from their important college studies. As you can see, it's antsville here by the beach, as the kids are flipping their lids and having a shindig. If you can't make it this year, all I can say is: ain't that a bite! Good grief, Kent, do you want to see if the kids are doing the Charleston next? They're doing the Charleston? Where? Let's get that on tape! Task: "Make Swimsuit Brockman Report on Spring Break". The job takes 4 hours. Hello, fellow young partygoer, seems like there are a lot of doll dizzies at this spring break, like that young fellow over there. Do you think he's a ducky shincracker? What? Who let this creepy old guy into the party? Old?! I'm not old! I have network heat! Alright "youngster", I think you better head back to your room... Well, I could use a nap. Being young is exhausting! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark So far this trip has been a bust, but if there's one thing Kent Brockman believes in, it's encouraging others to work hard for his success! Arnie, hit the streets and — hey, where is everyone going? A hurricane out in the ocean has changed direction and is heading this way! Also I just heard that the SprawlMart has Yaystation 5s in stock. A hurricane? Come on, Kent, let's get out of here before traffic gets crazy. Leave? Are you crazy? Everyone knows the fastest way to get network attention is covering a natural disaster. If we're lucky, maybe some spring breakers will get washed out to sea! I'll practice my sad face just in case. Task: "Make Swimsuit Brockman Do a Weather Report". The job takes 4 hours. That was the hardest I've worked since I coached that youth charity soccer team. You spent the whole match playing with your smart watch and yelling "Soccer harder!" But this trip will all be worth it now that the networks have noticed me. Actually, we didn't get picked up by the networks. Turns out a kid fell down a well in Shelbyville. Nothing gets ratings like a kid falling down a well — stupid kids! On the plus side, the video I posted on the Birdie app of you getting hit in the face with a fish has gotten half-a-million likes. I figure we can double that if we can get a shark to bite you on the— Forget it, Arnie. Let's just go home. Quest reward: 200 and 20