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The Birth of a Notion is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in The Invasion Before Christmas content update. It requires J. Rigellian Christ to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark Behold, I have come, your tentacled messiah. Happy Morphistic Quiznox indeed! Welcome out of the egg sack, my son and lord! Let me lick the birth slime off you. Not now, Mother, I have to spread the good word...about conquering all other creatures in the universe. First, though, I'm hungry. I believe the newborn of our species usually devour the father? In that case, bad news... Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Go Hungry". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark Friends, I am only a humble squid-creature, but I bring a wonderful message of peace. Peace throughout the galaxy, after we conquer it and enslave all other races. Lead us and we shall follow, since we have nothing better to do. Great. But first, can anybody spare some food? I'm already ten minutes old and I didn't get to devour my father. Anyone? No? *sighs* Fine, I'll work on my sermon. Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Prepare to Preach". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 60 minutes. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark People of Earth, I bring you good news. Your conquest is certain. Resistance is futile. Why is that good news? It's going to save you a lot of wasted time and effort resisting. Hear the good word! Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Preach Love and Peace". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark Mother, I have preached to the humans my glad tidings: that resistance is futile. But they heed me not. Perhaps you would get wider attention if you broadcast over the human "Internet", a primitive network they use to send naughty pictures. Ah yes, unlike our far more sophisticated Rigellian "dirty magazines". But first, you'll have to set up Wi-Fi. Shouldn't be hard. After all, I am the Son of Cthulhu. Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Struggle to Set up Wi-Fi". The job takes place at the Manger and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on J. Rigellian Christ's exclamation mark Finally, I finished setting up the Wi-Fi. That's thirty hours of my life I won't get back. Luckily, I'm immortal. What do people think of your MyTube channel? They left some pretty nasty comments! They're calling me a patriarchal oppressor. Inaccurate! Our species is a matriarchy. The females inject their eggs into the males' abdomens, where they hatch and feed on the organs. I'll just calmly post a message explaining my point of view. I'm sure the internet will be tolerant of my opinion. Task: "Make J. Rigellian Christ Be Crucified by the Internet". The job takes 8 hours. Talking to those jerks literally killed me! I will return for the Last Judgment. And I'm going to be in a bad mood. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film The Birth of a Nation.