Difference between revisions of "Alcatraaaz C.F.P."

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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Homerpalooza content update. It requires Alcatraaaz's Mansion to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark A lot of musicians have money problems. They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas. But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree. I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner. Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 8 hours. And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how. By bustin' some rhymes! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark If you money's all been spent... How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent? That's why my rule of thumb is: Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent. Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 2 hours. If you've listened and you've learned... Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned. *mic drop* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark I like my rings and my blings... And the crib that I am livin' in. I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian. But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool. Paying credit card debt is highly uncool. Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 2 hours. Paying off your credit cards is your first priority. Living interest-free is the only way to be. *mic drop* Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty. But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y? So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today. Your employer matches your contributions, fool. Man, what more do I have to say? Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 4 hours. Task: "Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 4 hours. I don't bother saving money for when I'm old. I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement. You can opt to have the money go to your spouse. You know, you are really helpful. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Alcatraaaz's exclamation mark Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas... Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa. They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'. You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine. Task: "Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans". The job takes place at Alcatraaaz's Mansion and takes 8 hours. Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere. Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security. Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars. Also good. Quest reward: 200 and 20