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{{TB|I performed all my 80's hits: “God: Your Personal [[Yoda]],” “LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New” and “Faith: the [[Jane Fonda]] Workout for Your Soul.”}}
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Latest revision as of 17:52, August 26, 2024


The Bad Shepherd
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Winter 2016
Required characters: The Parson, Rev. Lovejoy, Ned

The Bad Shepherd is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires The Parson to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
Rev. Lovejoy - Surprised Parson! To what do I owe this, uh, pleasure?
The Parson Your former congregation walks the streets paying homage to river spirits and you wonder why I'm here?
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad I've tried, I really have!
The Parson We in the Presbylutheran Church can stomach losing the occasional member to the Lutherterians.
The Parson They're a heretical lot, doomed to hellfire, but, you know, I see the appeal. I get it.
The Parson - Annoyed But PAGANISM, Tim? Really?
Task: "Make the Parson Sermonize at Rev. Lovejoy". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 8 hours.
Rev. Lovejoy It's just a slump! I've had them before!
The Parson - Annoyed Your numbers are down for the twelfth straight quarter. That's not a slump. That's a one-way ticket to the Saskatoon parish.
The Parson - Annoyed Now, we're gonna fix this, or you can pack your bags.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
The Parson Timothy, gather your flock. I am going to address them personally.
Rev. Lovejoy - Surprised That's incredible! You haven't spoken publicly since 1983!
The Parson - Sad And I swore I never would again. The last time I sermonized, my words were so holy twelve old widows burst into flame.
The Parson But the situation is dire. Time to play the old hits.
Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Speech". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make the Parson Sermonize the Old Hits". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
Ned - Happy That... that was incredible!
The Parson - Annoyed I wish the rest of the congregation agreed. Those pentagram-wearing weirdos just stared at me...
Rev. Lovejoy See? I told you!
The Parson I performed all my 80's hits: "God: Your Personal Yoda," "LPs are the Old Testament, CDs the New" and "Faith: the Jane Fonda Workout for Your Soul."
The Parson - Sad Has my material gone stale?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
The Parson Time to bring out the big guns.
The Parson Gather the troops, Timothy. Tomorrow, the Parson will croon this town back to God.
Task: "Make Lovejoy Advertise the Parson's Performance". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make the Parson Sing Psalm 98:5". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Ned Notice His Moustache Tingle Again". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Ned - Happy AUUUUGHHH! PARSON, WE LOVE YOU! WHOOOOO!
The Parson - Annoyed Still nothing! What is with these people?
Rev. Lovejoy - Smug I don't mean to gloat, but I did tell you--
The Parson - Annoyed Saskatoon, Tim. Saskatoon.
Rev. Lovejoy Shutting up now, sir.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
The Parson - Sad It appears that the situation is much worse than I thought.
The Parson I need to commune with the Lord in quiet contemplation.
The Parson Where's the nearest golf course?
Task: "Make the Parson Tear it Up". The job takes 4 hours.
The Parson I have consulted with the Holy Spirit.
Rev. Lovejoy What did he say?
The Parson - Annoyed Mostly complained about His clubs. He shot an 85. He's a 7 handicap, so a rough day for Him out there.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on The Parson's exclamation mark
Rev. Lovejoy So... what's the plan to win back our flock?
The Parson First, I'm going to peal off in my golf cart.
Rev. Lovejoy And then?
The Parson I don't know, spread the Word maybe. Point is, this town gives me the creeps. You're welcome to it.
Task: "Make the Parson Spread the Word". The job takes 24 hours.
Ralph - Happy Yay, a golf cart!
The Parson If you'll come to church this Sunday, I'll let you drive it, son.
Ralph No thank you. I worship a tree. Tree said he'll buy me a fire truck.
The Parson - Annoyed I hate this town...
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20


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