Difference between revisions of "The Saxamaphone"

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The Saxamaphone is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update. It requires Saxophone Lisa to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After unlocking Saxophone Lisa What a perfect costume for me! Now when I play my saxophone, I can actually "be the music!" I feel a solo coming on! Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Practice a Saxophone Solo at home". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark My goodness, someone is feeling extra musical today! This costume is inspiring me to try all kinds of new jazz improvisations! It's such a rush. But why are you wasting all this good stuff? Nobody can hear you playing in your room. Really? Do you think other people would want to hear it? Of course! And you in that little costume! Priceless! Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Springfield Elementary". Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at Springfield Elementary". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes. Saxophones don't play saxophones! Your costume makes no sense. Stick to the score Ms. Simpson, showboating won't earn you a passing mark. Your horn sounds like dead ducks. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark The kids hated my music. And they said my costume was lame – which is insanity! Look at me! I AM A SAXOPHONE! Aww, sweetie, who cares what a bunch of silly kids think? They're just too young to appreciate how talented you are. You're right! My music is sophisticated and complex. I think you should go out and find a more mature audience. Task: "Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall". Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo at the Town Hall". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 8 hours. I don't know what you're, er ah, protesting, but stop immediately or I'll have you arrested. For what? An assassination attempt on my ears! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark Nobody wants to hear me play. Oh they're just a bunch of soulless politicians. You need to play for the working man. People who can understand the beauty and pain of your music. I've got it! I'll busk in the street. All the jazz greats started out that way! Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play Street Music". The job takes 12 hours. Quiet little saxophone girl! Some of us are trying to sleep. Really? I'm keeping you awake? The Crazy Cat lady's screaming next door isn't bothering you? No. I relate to what she's laying down. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Saxophone Lisa's exclamation mark Well, that didn't work either. Okay, how 'bout this? What if you played in a deserted forest? I'll bet woodland creatures would appreciate-- Wait a minute, I know what you're doing! You've just been sending me out of the house so YOU don't have to listen to me. I'm sorry. I just don't get jazz. But who cares what I think? All that matters is what you think. You love that Downtown Abby show and everyone else in the world hates it. It's Downton Abbey and it's a huge hit. Okay, well, I don't like it. I'm going to my room to play my saxophone. LOUDLY. Task: "Make Saxophone Lisa Play a Saxophone Solo". The job takes 24 hours. Lisa's been practicing for a long time. I'm gonna tell her she's good enough to play at the Squid Port. That won't work. She's on to us. D'oh! Quest reward: 200 and 20