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{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I’m famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for “sipper”.}}
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{{TB|I'm famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for "sipper".}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Stalk Victims|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Stalk Victims|60 minutes}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
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{{TB|Stop right there, vampire. I’m here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.}}
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{{TB|Stop right there, vampire. I'm here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let’s see, jugular or femoral artery?}}
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{{TB|Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let's see, jugular or femoral artery?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Femoral has more blood, but it’s located in the crotch.}}
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{{TB|Femoral has more blood, but it's located in the crotch.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You can’t hurt me. I’m wearing a string of garlic around my neck.}}
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{{TB|You can't hurt me. I'm wearing a string of garlic around my neck.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t see any garlic.}}
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{{TB|I don't see any garlic.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I… uh… oh. I ate it.}}
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{{TB|I... uh... oh. I ate it.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Sucked|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Get Sucked|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Confound it, if I don’t get some blood soon I’ll un-die.}}
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{{TB|Confound it, if I don't get some blood soon I'll un-die.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, here’s a likely-looking fellow. I’ll drain him like a bag of ketchup!}}
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{{TB|Ah, here's a likely-looking fellow. I'll drain him like a bag of ketchup!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Blood|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Drink Blood|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
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{{TB|II don’t know what was in that bus driver’s blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.}}
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{{TB|II don't know what was in that bus driver's blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae|12 hours|[[Burns Coffin]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae|12 hours|[[Burns Coffin]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
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{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation|4 hours|[[Springfield General Hospital]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I can’t thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.}}
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{{TB|Mr. Burns, I can't thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.}}
 
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{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Although I’m not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.}}
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{{TB|Although I'm not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Count Burns Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.}}
 
{{TB|Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.}}

Latest revision as of 17:16, May 17, 2024


For the character, see Count Burns.


Count Burns
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXIV
Required characters: Count Burns, Homer

Count Burns is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIV content update. It requires Count Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Count Burns' exclamation mark
Count Burns Night falls, and Springfield lies beneath my feet like a giant blood buffet.
Count Burns Now to take flight in bat form and bat-errify the city!
Count Burns - Sad Ow. Darn it, my wings are all cracked and dry. Time to apply some leather conditioner.
Task: "Make The Count Rub Lotion into his Wings". The job takes place at Burns Coffin and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Count Burns I'm famished. Time to find an unsuspecting victim to join me for "sipper".
Task: "Make Count Burns Stalk Victims". The job takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Stop right there, vampire. I'm here to put an end to your evil evil-doing.
Count Burns Then you shall become my first victim of the evening! Now let's see, jugular or femoral artery?
Count Burns - Sad Femoral has more blood, but it's located in the crotch.
Homer You can't hurt me. I'm wearing a string of garlic around my neck.
Count Burns I don't see any garlic.
Homer I... uh... oh. I ate it.
Task: "Make Count Burns Drink Homers Blood". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Get Sucked". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Count Burns - Sad Well, that was unsatisfying. I have two inch fangs but they were still too short to get through his neck fat.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Count Burns - Sad Confound it, if I don't get some blood soon I'll un-die.
Count Burns Ah, here's a likely-looking fellow. I'll drain him like a bag of ketchup!
Task: "Make Count Burns Drink Blood". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Otto Whoa, what happened? I feel dizzy, lightheaded, and confused.
Otto Thank god all I have to do is drive a school bus full of children.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Count Burns II don't know what was in that bus driver's blood, but I feel an uncontrollable urge to eat a bag of cookies and listen to Bob Marley.
Task: "Make Count Burns Chill Out to Reggae". The job takes place at Burns Coffin and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Count Burns's exclamation mark
Count Burns Bah, wandering about town in search of a decent meal is no way for a vampire industrialist to live.
Count Burns I need a more reliable source of healthy food.
Task: "Reach Level 24 and Build Springfield General Hospital".
Task: "Make Count Burns Make a Large Donation". The job takes place at Springfield General Hospital and takes 4 hours.
Dr. Hibbert Mr. Burns, I can't thank you enough for endowing a new wing at Springfield Hospital.
Dr. Hibbert Although I'm not sure we need fourteen million gallons of capacity for donated blood.
Count Burns Well, you know what they say: he who pays and then drains the life out of the piper calls the tunes.
Dr. Hibbert >And what are those human-sized tubes with the pistons inside?
Count Burns Juicers.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20