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| − | Homer: | + | {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, this is important. Give me some sign that you're awake. |
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| − | Homer | + | {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day. |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} It's 9:30 pm and you spent the whole Saturday drinking beer in [[Maggie]]'s kiddie pool. | |
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| − | Lisa | + | {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. |
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| − | Marge | + | {{qf|Marge}} How many times can you laugh at [[Scratchy|that cat]] getting hit by the moon? |
| − | Bart | + | {{qf|[[Bart]]}} It's a new episode. |
| − | Lisa | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Not exactly... they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} Really? | |
| − | Bart | + | {{qf|Lisa}} ''[[The Ren & Stimpy Show|Ren and Stimpy]]'' do it all the time. |
| − | Lisa | + | {{qf|Marge}} Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about ''Ren and Stimpy''? |
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| − | Bart | + | {{qf|Bart}} What happened to [[Mindy Simmons|Mindy]]? |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Yes, what did happen to her? | |
| − | Marge | + | {{qf|Homer}} Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job. |
| − | + | {{qf|Marge}} Hmph. Good. | |
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| − | Marge | + | {{qf|Marge}} I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight? |
| − | + | {{qf|Bart}} We learned it screws everybody up. | |
| − | Bart | + | {{qf|Marge}} Well, there's that side of it, but there's also....oh, help me out here, Lisa. |
| − | + | {{qf|Lisa}} Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. ''[pulls out [[Non-Threatening Boys Magazine]]]'' Soon, Corey, soon. | |
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- Marge: Homer, this is important. Give me some sign that you're awake.
- [Homer burps.]
- Homer: Marge, it's 3:00 am and I worked all day.
- Marge: It's 9:30 pm and you spent the whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool.
- Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
- Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
- Bart: It's a new episode.
- Lisa: Not exactly... they pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth.
- Bart: Really?
- Lisa: Ren and Stimpy do it all the time.
- Marge: Yes they do, and when was the last time you heard anyone talk about Ren and Stimpy?
- Bart: What happened to Mindy?
- Marge: Yes, what did happen to her?
- Homer: Ehh, she hit the bottle pretty hard and lost her job.
- Marge: Hmph. Good.
- Marge: I give up. Did anybody learn anything about love tonight?
- Bart: We learned it screws everybody up.
- Marge: Well, there's that side of it, but there's also....oh, help me out here, Lisa.
- Lisa: Sorry, Mom. I've decided to save my love for someone who's guaranteed not to reject me. [pulls out Non-Threatening Boys Magazine] Soon, Corey, soon.
