| On the Fritz
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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On the Fritz is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Super Powers content update. It requires Iron Lung to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark
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I think something’s going on with my suit, doctor.
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You're having trouble moving around?
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No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring.
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Well I've got the perfect cure for that.
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Here’s the card for an Un-physical Therapist.
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“Dr. Moe Szyslak -- ‘I'll put ya ta sleep real good.” Sounds professional!
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| Task: "Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours.
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Awright, drink two of these…
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…and call you in the morning?
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Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark
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Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders.
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I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me.
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There must still be something wrong with my suit.
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Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood.
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| Task: "Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 12 hours.
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I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever!
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I can even mulch leaves!
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Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark
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My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I’m a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.
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Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?
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No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar’s the way to put a jig in your rig!
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I'm sure they each have their merits--
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Give Burns a turn to earn your business!
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Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That’s all I ever do!
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Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!
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Task: "Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle". The job takes place at Stu's Disco or a Brown House and takes 60 minutes.
If Mr. Burns and Disco Stu is owned: Task: "Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle". The job takes place at Stu's Disco and takes 60 minutes.
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Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime.
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Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Iron Lung's exclamation mark
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All this work has made me hungry.
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I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon…
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…and a Diet Fountain Fizz.
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Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.
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Well, that should be okay I guess.
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Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--
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My body…
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| Task: "Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support". The job takes 4 hours.
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| After starting the job
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This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year!
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Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries.
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| After finishing the task
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That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt.
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Oh, thank God you made it!
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I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt.
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I don't want to get sued.
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Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: “May cause mild headaches or death.” All good!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building.
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And you want me to go up and bring him down?
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No, that'd take too long.
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You want me to talk some sense into him?
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No, nothing like that.
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Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side…
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…we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.
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Mind if we plug our light into your suit?
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Plug away!
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| Task: "Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight". The job takes place at the Police Station or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped.
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Glad I could help!
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Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.
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Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow…
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There's always next time, Chief!
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Thanks, Iron Lung!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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