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Bat's Out of the Bag

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Bat's Out of the Bag
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Treehouse of Horror XXIX
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Countess Dracula, Helen Lovejoy

Bat's Out of the Bag is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXIX content update. It requires Countess Dracula to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining Countess Dracula
Countess Dracula - Sad Batty, dearest. I think we might have gotten off on the wrong wing with Springfield.
Countess Dracula I want to be a good undead neighbor. We should try to make amends some way.
Count Dracula - Happy I like it! Trick them into liking us and then drain them like Carpathian blood sausages.
Count Dracula - Dreamy Maybe we can get the hipster supermarket to import some Carpathian blood sausage. And then drain the hipsters dry too!
Countess Dracula First, we must learn how to be diplomatic.
Count Dracula Try an internet search. I'm sure if you want to meet diplomatic people, the internet's the place to go!
Task: "Make Countess Dracula do Internet Research". The job takes place at Springfield Library or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Count Dracula What have you learned, my mistress of unbearable agony?
Countess Dracula According to the website called "HowDo", the best way to make friends with your neighbors is to bring them a present.
Count Dracula I've got it! Carpathian blood sausage.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark
Countess Dracula Night has fallen. Time to go visiting our neighbors door-to-door.
Count Dracula Why not just turn into a bat and fly through their window? You might get lucky and find an unattended child.
Countess Dracula - Annoyed You know we can't enter a house without being invited.
Count Dracula - Annoyed Oh, is that the rules for us in this version of vampires?
Countess Dracula - Annoyed No, it's the rules in Miss Manners.
Task: "Make Countess Dracula Introduce Herself". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
Count Dracula How did your mission of diplomacy go, my putrefying piglet?
Countess Dracula - Annoyed Not great. It'll take me weeks to get the smell of garlic out of my clothes.
Countess Dracula - Sad And I was so polite! I said, "I'm your new neighbor, Countess Dracula, and may I say your blood smells delicious".
Count Dracula - Sad Strange...well, I guess we should give up this whole plan to befriend the humans and get back to good old fashioned bat-work.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark
Countess Dracula - Annoyed I'll seduce this town somehow. You don't make it through the Middle Ages looking like me without an iron will...and set of perfectly-arched eyebrows.
Countess Dracula I'm going to join the neighborhood "Homeowners Association" and show I'm a valuable part of the community.
Count Dracula - Happy And once you've earned their trust, we drain the community dry!
Countess Dracula Well, yes. Although, first I'm going to see if they won't ban that Simpson fellow from sunbathing nude in his hammock.
Task: "Make Countess Dracula Join the Neighborhood Association". The job takes place at the Town Hall or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Helen Lovejoy - Angsty We can't let a bloodsucking monster join the Homeowners Association.
Countess Dracula I can pay my dues in advance.
Helen Lovejoy - Yay Welcome aboard!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Helen Lovejoy - Happy I must say, Countess Dracula, you've been a great member of the Homeowners Association.
Helen Lovejoy How did you get Homer to stop sunbathing in his hammock naked?
Countess Dracula - Happy Hovered over him in the form of a sickly green fog until he got cold and went inside.
Helen Lovejoy I have to say, you are something of a snoop and a busybody.
Helen Lovejoy - Happy It's so nice to meet someone like me!
Task: "Make Countess Dracula Solve Homeowner Association Problems". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Countess Dracula I got rid of that old car parked in front of the Van Houtens.
Helen Lovejoy Ooh, what did you do? Control an army of rats? Turn into a bat and steal the keys?
Countess Dracula - Happy No, I had our lawyer file a cease and desist order.
Helen Lovejoy - Yay You're amazing.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Countess Dracula's exclamation mark
Countess Dracula - Happy Batty, I'm home!
Count Dracula How did it go, my harbinger of calamity?
Count Dracula Have you earned their trust? Can we start sucking them dry?
Countess Dracula - Happy Yes, but not the way you think. You are gazing upon the new President of the Homeowners Association.
Countess Dracula Instead of draining their blood, we'll drain their money into our accounts!
Task: "Make Countess Dracula Take Her Money to the Blood Bank". The job takes place at a Bloobmobile, First Bank of Springfield, National Bank of Springfield, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Marge - Serious Do we really want a vampire in charge of our Homeowners Association?
Homer - Serious Still better than Flanders.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20