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The Male Golem, also known as the Golem of Prague, was a Jewish Golem made of clay.

In the 1600s, the Golem was created on a potters wheel by a rabbi in the Old New Synagogue in Prague. The Golem was made to perform any task that was written on a scroll and placed in its mouth. After its creation, the rabbi had the Golem kill the rioters outside the Old New Synagogue. At some point after that event, he killed a czar. Eventually, the Golem ended up under the ownership of Krusty the Clown. During this period, Krusty had him kill some hecklers during a comedy show he held at The Laugh Stop.

One day, after a recording of The Krusty the Clown Show, Bart went backstage to find Krusty to complain about his Krusty Brand Alarm Clock. Instead, he found Krusty's prop room and decided to look around. Here he found the Golem, which initially scared him. Krusty then appeared and told Bart the Golem's story. Bart then wrote a note telling the Golem to go to his house at midnight and put it in the Golem's mouth. That night, Bart was eagerly awaiting the Golem's arrival. After being faked out by a drunken Homer, the Golem showed up and Bart wrote a note telling him to "kick Homer's balls". The Golem misunderstood this as "kick Homer's walls" instead at first, but then managed to do the task. The next day, Bart took the Golem to school and had him rearrange the bullies heads after they demanded Bart's lunch money...

Today is October 17.

On this day...

1921: Tom Poston, actor and guest star, was born.
1947: Michael McKean, actor and guest star, was born.
1948: George Wendt, actor and guest star, was born.
1962: Mike Judge, voice actor and guest star, was born.
1971: Chris Kirkpatrick, singer and guest star, was born.
1991: "Homer Defined" aired for the first time.
2021: "The Wayz We Were" aired for the first time.

"Treehouse of Horror XVII" is the fourth episode of season 18 of The Simpsons and the three-hundred and eighty-second episode overall. It is also the seventeenth installment in the Treehouse of Horror series and consists of three parts. It originally aired on November 5, 2006. The episode was written by Peter Gaffney and directed by David Silverman and Matthew Faughnan. It guest stars Fran Drescher as the Female Golem, Maurice LaMarche as Orson Welles, Richard Lewis as the Male Golem, Phil McGraw as himself, and Sir Mix-a-Lot as the "Baby Likes Fat" singer.

In "Married to the Blob", Homer eats green extraterrestrial goo and morphs into a rampaging blob with an insatiable appetite; in "You Gotta Know When to Golem", Bart uses a golem; and in "The Day the Earth Looked Stupid," the residents of early-1930s Springfield refuse to believe news of an actual alien invasion after being duped by Orson Welles' War of the Worlds radio broadcast...

Name: "Desperately Seeking Lisa"
Date: October 20, 2024

The Space Marshmallow, also known as The Blob, is an intergalactic alien that came to Springfield in a meteor.

While Homer and Marge were making out in the back yard, a meteor fell from the sky, through Marge's hair, and landed in the yard. As the Simpsons looked at the meteor, it hatched, revealing the Space Marshmallow inside. Homer picked up the Space Marshmallow with a stick and decided to eat it. After a short struggle to get the Space Marshmallow to stay down, he finally succeeded. That night, while he was trying to sleep, Homer's stomach started making noises. He then got up and went into the kitchen where he ate all the food in the house. Hearing the noises, Bart went into the kitchen to find out what was going on, and Homer tried to eat Bart. Marge stopped Homer from doing so, but also found out that Homer had eaten the cat...

"Must eat more fat people. Thank God I'm in America!"
―Homer Simpson^[src]

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