| There Goes My Heroes
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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There Goes My Heroes is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Choppers content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After starting the update
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The bucket is in position. When Skinner opens that door, he'll be covered in shrimp.
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Abort! Abort! The bullies are in his office and they're walking out first!
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*bucket drops* What the SHRIMPPP?!
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I'm allergic!
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Craw-Craw! Your bald head is swelling up!
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Crevette in a net...this prank has Bart Simpson's name all over it.
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There he is on his skateboard!
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Quick! Steal those nerds' bikes!
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Our bicycles!
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Oh man, I can't out-skate bullies on bikes!
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You're going to pay for this, Simpson!
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I'll just duck into this sketchy dive bar and hide.
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*enters* AHHH! REAL BIKERS!
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Well, lookie here. Seems like we got some fresh meat, fellas.
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What do you think, Meathook? Should we show this kid our idea of "hospitality"?
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Why did you air-quote hospitality? Are you gonna kill me and send my body to the hospital?!
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Kill you? No, no! We don't kill people anymore. We're the Spiro's Heroes. I'm Spiro. This here is Meathook, that's Ramrod, and back at the pool table there is Porkchop.
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Mmmmm...porkchops...
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Homer? What are you doing here?
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Moe's got shut down again. Something to do with not having a liquor license for thirty years. Anyway, don't mind me — carry on.
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Look kid, we need young recruits like you, so do you want to join our gang or what?
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*gasp* You'd let me join your badass biker gang?
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You still gotta go through the initiation, but we'll let you skip the written test.
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Unfair! You made me take the written test!
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And you got a 0 out of 100...and it was multiple choice...
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*annoyed grunt*
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Task: "Make Bart Get Initiated". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds. If Meathook is owned: Task: "Make Meathook Sew the Patch on Bart's Gang Jacket". The job takes place at Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds. If Ramrod is owned: Task: "Make Ramrod Prepare Bart a Virgin Daiquiri". The job takes place at Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
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Okay, all done.
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Thank you, Bart, for cleaning the graffiti off of the Kwik-E-Mart.
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Initiation complete. Welcome to the Spiro's Heroes.
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How is cleaning graffiti off a wall an initiation? I thought you guys were hardcore bikers.
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Oh, we're hardcore alright. Hardcore about making a difference!
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Yeah, we used to just ride our hogs around and chain-whip people for fun. Now we ride our hogs around and chain-whip our community into shape.
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Oh, that's too bad... I thought if I joined the gang, then you guys would help me terrorize the bullies.
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Hmm...if we help you, can we chain-whip them?
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I was thinking more like some mild intimidating with a couple of pranks sprinkled in.
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It's a deal! Let's wreak havoc on those bullies!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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