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There Goes My Heroes
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Springfield Choppers
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Bart
Optional characters: Meathook, Ramrod
Internal name(s): ThereGoesMyHeroes
ID(s): 242000
Next quest(s): Springfield Turf Wars Pt. 1


There Goes My Heroes is an event-exclusive quest in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Springfield Choppers content update.

Dialogue[edit]

After starting the update
Bart - Walkie Talkie The bucket is in position. When Skinner opens that door, he'll be covered in shrimp.
Milhouse - Walkie Talkie Abort! Abort! The bullies are in his office and they're walking out first!
Jimbo - Scared *bucket drops* What the SHRIMPPP?!
Kearney - Pained I'm allergic!
Nelson - Happy Craw-Craw! Your bald head is swelling up!
Skinner - Stern Crevette in a net...this prank has Bart Simpson's name all over it.
Jimbo - Scared There he is on his skateboard!
Dolph - Surprised Quick! Steal those nerds' bikes!
Database - Surprised Our bicycles!
Bart - Scared Oh man, I can't out-skate bullies on bikes!
Kearney - Angry You're going to pay for this, Simpson!
Bart I'll just duck into this sketchy dive bar and hide.
Bart - Surprised *enters* AHHH! REAL BIKERS!
Meathook - Annoyed Well, lookie here. Seems like we got some fresh meat, fellas.
Ramrod - Happy What do you think, Meathook? Should we show this kid our idea of "hospitality"?
Bart - Sad Why did you air-quote hospitality? Are you gonna kill me and send my body to the hospital?!
Spiro Kill you? No, no! We don't kill people anymore. We're the Spiro's Heroes. I'm Spiro. This here is Meathook, that's Ramrod, and back at the pool table there is Porkchop.
Homer - Drool Mmmmm...porkchops...
Bart - Curious Homer? What are you doing here?
Homer Moe's got shut down again. Something to do with not having a liquor license for thirty years. Anyway, don't mind me — carry on.
Spiro Look kid, we need young recruits like you, so do you want to join our gang or what?
Bart - Happy *gasp* You'd let me join your badass biker gang?
Ramrod You still gotta go through the initiation, but we'll let you skip the written test.
Homer - Angry Unfair! You made me take the written test!
Meathook And you got a 0 out of 100...and it was multiple choice...
Homer - Annoyed *annoyed grunt*
Task: "Make Bart Get Initiated". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Meathook is owned: Task: "Make Meathook Sew the Patch on Bart's Gang Jacket". The job takes place at Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
If Ramrod is owned: Task: "Make Ramrod Prepare Bart a Virgin Daiquiri". The job takes place at Poppa Wheelie's, Barra, Beer-N-Brawl, Darby O'Guzzlin's, Moe's Tavern, or a Visitable Home and takes 6 seconds.
Bart Okay, all done.
Apu Thank you, Bart, for cleaning the graffiti off of the Kwik-E-Mart.
Spiro Initiation complete. Welcome to the Spiro's Heroes.
Bart - Thinking How is cleaning graffiti off a wall an initiation? I thought you guys were hardcore bikers.
Spiro - Happy Oh, we're hardcore alright. Hardcore about making a difference!
Meathook Yeah, we used to just ride our hogs around and chain-whip people for fun. Now we ride our hogs around and chain-whip our community into shape.
Bart - Sad Oh, that's too bad... I thought if I joined the gang, then you guys would help me terrorize the bullies.
Meathook - Happy Hmm...if we help you, can we chain-whip them?
Bart - Thinking I was thinking more like some mild intimidating with a couple of pranks sprinkled in.
Meathook - Happy It's a deal! Let's wreak havoc on those bullies!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10