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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) content update/Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

Enable Group Storage Quest[edit]

After the user logs in on May 9th and reaches Level 21:
System Message Group Storage is enabled. You can now select and store multiple items as a bundle, including roads!

Crypto-Cool[edit]

After the user logs in on May 9th:
Tapped Out Kearney Icon.png I'm not gonna ask for your lunch money again, Martin. Cough it up!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Can you break a hundred?
Tapped Out Kearney Icon.png Aw man, now I'm gonna have to shake down like 15 more kids to make change...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wow, Martin, where'd you get all that money?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png I mined some Bitcoin with my computer, and then the value went through the roof!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png How do you mine with a computer?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png It's really quite simple. Have you ever heard of a little thing called "blockchain"?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png No.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Well, neither had I until last week. But now I act like I'm an expert on it! Gather 'round!
Task: Make Martin Repeatedly Mention "Blockchain" Without Defining It (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Youngsters Mine Bitcoin [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Bart, you didn't take your Tooth Fairy money. Stop playing hardball, she's not going to negotiate with you.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh Mom, it's cute you think I still need pillow money.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hey, where'd you get that wad of cash?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png It's all thanks to a little thing called Bitcoin.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png A way to earn money that doesn't rely on the Tooth Fairy, eh?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crypto-Crap[edit]

After completing Crypto-Cool:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think this computer switched to Southern Hemisphere mode. All my Bitcoin lines and arrows are going the wrong way.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's because Bitcoin is worthless now.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png If you were smart, you would've jumped into the hottest new cryptocurrency, Ethereum.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ether-what? I was just getting used to Bitcoin. Good thing I only dumped half my life savings into it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Who'd have thought trading mysterious, unregulated currency would be so hard?
Task: Make Adults Mine Ethereum [x3] (6s, Homes)
Task: Make Kids Mine Prognosticoin, the Next Big Thing [x3] (6s, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, are my employees balding more quickly than usual?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png They're pulling their hair out from blindly chasing the next big cryptocurrency.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That gives me a brilliant idea...
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You're not going to try to take over the wig industry again, are you?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png No, I'm going to start my own cryptocurrency!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png But those wig weasels will fall someday...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dave Shutton Plug[edit]

After completing Crypto-Crap:
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Hmm, folks around here are getting all riled up about this "cryptocurrency".
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Better do my journalistic duty and get to the bottom of this. Now, where's an ATM where I can get some of these things?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three)[edit]

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Dave Shutton Plug:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Let's see what hot new currency I should dump my paycheck into today...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wait a minute... my paycheck is already made out in a cryptocurrency called Burnscoins.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png That's right, loyal employee. I've decided to make a currency of my own, and share it with all of Springfield. And all proceeds will be reinvested back into Springfield. Starting with the school.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hm, that's good. Lisa goes there every day. And Bart goes there sometimes too.
Task: Make Homer Convert Everything to Burnscoins (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Burns Invest in the School (3h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Mine Burnscoins [x200]
On each Mine Burncoins job start, each character has a dialogue:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm using fake money to buy fake money. Now that's investing!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png This is the first time I've put money in a market that wasn't the food kind.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png This currency is more unstable than my unstable uncle's unstable stable.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png If this goes down, I'll kill myself. Probably do that if it goes up too.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I have no idea if trading this stuff is legal. I should really know that.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Ugh, this is awful. I haven't seen a fluctuating market like this since the Pog days.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png This story will make my career. But if I make of bunch of money with this trade, who needs a career?
Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon.png Whoever invented cryptocurrencies is an even eviler genius than me!
On job end:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, if you're going to lie about your plans with the money, at least make it more believable than "donating to the school".
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png When have I ever lied?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Well, you promised the EPA you'd stop dumping untreated nuclear waste in the river--
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Pshaw! Watch me deliver this check to the school myself.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png He's donating money? Oh God, this is terrible! Mr. Burns must be... dying!
Quest reward: Cash.png500 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I have to say, Mr. Burns, when you gave us that donation, I was afraid there would be some strings attached.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Literally. I thought a string was going to rip my fingers off. Like the last time you handed me a check.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Jeez, you spend your whole life screwing over every person in a whole city, and suddenly they're suspicious when you're charitable.
Task: Make Skinner Buy Computers for the School (3h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Skinner Buy Gloves to Cover His Finger Scars (3h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400]
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png These Burnscoins are everywhere! I was just doing my math homework and accidentally mined a few Burnsies with my calculator.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Seems strange that Burns is being so generous. Lis', doesn't it seem strange? Lis'?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why do you always look to me to be the buzzkill? The school has state of the art computers, and I just bought a solid gold sax!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's too heavy to play, but it's so shiny!
Quest reward: Cash.png500 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Dr. Hibbert, you've got to tell me what's wrong with Mr. Burns. He's acting crazy. He's being... generous.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png You know I can't talk about a patient's condition. Unless it's a hilarious illness.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Maybe a little Burnscoin would make your Hippocratic Oath more of a Hippocratic Shrug?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I've already got more B-coin than I know what to do with!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You're into cryptocurrency now too?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Of course! A random guy at the gas station told me how foolproof it was, so I dumped my life savings into it!
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I've even been using these new MRI machines that Burns donated to mine more Burnscoin!
Task: Make Hibbert Deny Patients MRIs to Mine Burnscoins (3h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Task: Make Smithers Snoop Around (3h, Hibbert Family Practice)
Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh no, I'm broke again. The stupid market is being flooded with Burnscoins.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Here, take this brand new myPad. You're sure to be able to mine some more Burnscoins.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm rich again!
Quest reward: Cash.png500 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Sir, please, you've gotta tell me what's wrong with you! Are you sick? Dying? ALREADY DEAD?!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png There's got to be a reason you're being so generous with your Burnscoins earnings.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Dying? I'm fit as some sort of fiddled instrument.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And to prove it, watch this!
Task: Make Burns Destroy Springfield (1h, Springfield Scale Model)
Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400]
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png So you're going to wreck the town -- yet again -- by being... overly generous?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Do you feel that, Smithers? Everyone's mining on my donated devices, generating heat.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And what fixes heat?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Your old sun blocker?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png My old... sun... bah! It's a different, better sun blocker! You'll see!
Quest reward: Cash.png500 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ah, 24/7 shade. Now that song "I Wear My Sunglasses At Night" is true during the day, too!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Doesn't this bother anyone?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yes! The vegetation is going to wither and--
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I'm not talking about the stupid plants, I'm talking about the Sun Blocker.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png If Mr. Burns was gonna go to all the trouble of coming up with this cockamamie cryptocurrency scheme, why have such a lazy, un-original payoff--
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Uh, Smithers...you're blocking my shade.
Task: Make Burns Absorb Solar Power With the Sun Blocker (3h, Sun Blocker 2)
Task: Make Homer Try Not to Bump Into Things While Wearing Sunglasses (3h, Simpson House)
Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I don't know what Smithers' deal is, but he'd better not ruin this for everyone by screwing with Burns.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I hate to say it, but I agree with you, Dad. Maybe Burns has changed for real.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Speaking of change, I think it's time to change Maggie.
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *giggle*
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Have a lolly, Maggie, while I get your diaper bag.
Quest reward: Cash.png500 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mr. Burns, this has to stop: the charity, the niceness, the free solar power from the Sun Blocker.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh, I get it. You've heard everyone talking about blockchains like they understand them when they clearly don't, and thought their success was undeserved.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png So now you've got sour grapes because you didn't invest.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png I don't care about Burnscoins. I just care about Burns!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Is that a gun?!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Go back to being the old Burns and steal candy from that baby... *sniffs* That baby who needs to be changed.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Uh, right, it's definitely the baby who needs changing...
Quest reward: Maggie
Task: Make Burns Pilfer Sweets From Infant (4h, Maggie)
Task: Mine Burnscoins [x400]
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So bright! How come no one turned on the Sun Blocker to block out that terrible, picturesque sunrise this morning?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png And how come the school didn't get its daily delivery of brand new computers?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png And has anyone seen Burns? Or Maggie for that matter?
Quest reward: Cash.png1,000 and XP.png20

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four)[edit]

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png All right, everybody, settle down. It shouldn't be that hard to find a baby and a near-immortal trillionaire.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Hm, it's not like Maggie to disappear for this long.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't worry, Maggie can't have gotten far. There're just not that many land tiles here.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh-oh. With Burns missing, the value of Burnscoin is starting to go down.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png But... but... the blockchain! Right?! The blockchain?
Task: Make Burns Collapse on Sundial (3h, Sundial)
Task: Make Maggie Hang Out at the Crime Scene (3h, Sundial)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Well, Marge, we found them! And at least one of them is still alive.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png *gasp* Not my baby!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Sorry, let me be more specific. The baby's alive... and the prime suspect of a murder trial!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png ...Attempted Murder... Accessory After the Fact. It's a pretty thin case. I mean, we all know it was Smithers, right?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Look, I know I had the opportunity, the gun, and literally the only motive in town since Mr. Burns was making everyone so happy, but I didn't shoot him!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png But if me taking the rap for this prevents it from being the baby again, I guess I did it--
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Shut that confessing mouth before I coerce the crap outta you!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png I wanna solve this case myself, so don't say anything before I get a chance to do some police work and question this baby.
Task: Make Wiggum Interrogate Maggie (3h, Police Station)
Task: Make Smithers Unsuccessfully Try to Confess (3h, Police Station)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Let me ask you this, Ms. Simpson: can I have a lick of that lolly?
Tapped Out Maggie Icon.png *suck* *suck*
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not sharing until you talk to your lawyer, I see. This is going to be one sticky case.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Maggie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png We will now commence the trial of the People vs. Waylon Smithers, and to a much lesser extent, that baby.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Objection, your Honor!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png On what grounds, random guy shouting from the gallery?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Mr. Burns wasn't shot, he had a heart attack!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png You couldn't tell the difference right away? Then why is this called "Who Shot Mr. Burns, Part Three?"
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Oh, I've been saying "Who SHOCKED Mr. Burns." His pacemaker went berserk and *shocked* his heart.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png But why add the "Part Three" at the end?
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Because it PARTED three of his arteries. Trust me, this explanation isn't a stretch at all.
Task: Make Dr. Hibbert Go Over Burns' Medical Chart (3h, Hibbert Family Practice)
If the user has Dave Shutton: Task: Make Dave Shutton Correct Headlines to Read "Who SHOCKED Mr. Burns?" (3h, Springfield Shopper)
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Reassemble the trial!
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Why? I already took off my judge's robe and put on my bathrobe. They look the same, but they're very, very different.
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Because someone WAS trying to kill Mr. Burns -- his pacemaker was hacked!
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png *gasps*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Four) Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon.png Someone messed with your pacemaker, Mr. Burns.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Oh, no, that was me.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png You hacked your own pacemaker?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I was using it to mine Burnscoin. Who knew a 112-year-old-man would have trouble tinkering with modern technology?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png But this brush with death has taught me that the only way to live forever is to be extremely ruthless. Burnscoin is no more!
Task: Make Burns Undo All the Good He Did (3h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I guess that's how it usually goes, back to the status quo.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Status quo?! How much does that cryptocurrency cost?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, Dad, it means--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A hundred dollars. It costs a hundred dollars.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Woo-hoo! I'm a financial genius!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay[edit]

Crypto-Collusion[edit]

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png This just in: me. Dave Shutton is back in Springfield in search of a scoop that'll be a real page-turner.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png No one turns pages anymore, Shutton. It's all about views, clickthroughs, and you-won't-believe-what-they-look-like-nows.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Your cynical attitude will be disproven with some good old-fashioned investigative reporting.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Now, are there any fat twins on motorcycles around here I can photograph?
Task: Place a Minnow Pond
Task: Make Dave Shutton Fish for a Story (4h, Minnow Pond)
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Jeez, can't even find a mutated three-eyed fish anymore. What has this town become?
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Guess Brockman was right, I have to change with the times if I want a scoop.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png First step, upgrading from my trusty flip phone to whichever phone I get for free when I renew my cell contract.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Whoa, there's all kinds of crazy stuff on this phone! Twitter, the weather, freemium games -- no thanks, sounds like a waste of time.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png What's this cryptocurrency everyone's talking about?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You've come to the right place. I have become a collector of cyber currencies.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Collector? You mean there's more of this stuff?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Everybody is coming out with their own currency these days. It's the new "I got a rescue dog."
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Did someone say they needed cryptocurrency? I was rooting around in a crypt and I found some coins on the corpses eyes!
Task: Make Dave Shutton Dive Into Investigative Journalism (1h, Springfield Shopper)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey-hey, want some bit-coin? I do a bit, you give me some coin!
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Is this the bit?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Uh... no...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png These cryptocurrencies are the worst! I need to warn people.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png The last thing we want is everyone blowing their life savings on this stuff.
Task: Make Dave Shutton Write Slam Piece (12h, Springfield Shopper)
Task: Make Springfielders Throw Savings Around [x3] (3h, Shops)
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Way to go, Shutton, you really got the town in a fuss with that cryptocurrency piece.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png So it's a hit! Great, it brings me joy to inform the public of the dangers of sketchy online money.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Oh, it didn't scare anyone. They assume that all news is fake news, so they just did the opposite of what you said.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png I don't understand. How do I get the people of Springfield's attention?
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Maybe reading was never this town's strong suit. But what if I got my message out on TV?
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png I can't believe I need Kent's help, but it's time to head to Channel 6.
Task: Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6
Task: Make Dave Shutton Plead to Kent Brockman (3h, Channel 6)
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png So Kent, what do you say? You help me get the word out, and I write a couple of your exposés?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png It's a deal. The first exposé will be: "What's That Smell Coming From the Zoo?"
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png I knew you'd make me regret this immediately.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Crypto-Collusion Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Dave Stutton's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I'm sorry, sir, we only accept personalized cryptocurrency from each customer.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png It's getting worse! Why isn't anyone listening to me?
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png This just in, people only watch news to reaffirm their own beliefs, not to get actual news.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png Well, if it's pandering they want, at least my pandering will be incredibly distracting.
Task: Make Dave Shutton Capture the Moment Again (8h)
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png That's it! One simple cute dog video should keep them occupied.
Tapped Out Dave Shutton Icon.png But the allure of cryptocurrency will remain. Hopefully no billionaire evil mogul hears about this. The exploitation would be catastrophic!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Señor Burns[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It may not surprise you.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png But all of us despise you.
Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png Please die.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png And fry.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png In Hell.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png You rotten.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Rich old wretch!
Task: Make Adults Dance the Señor Burns [x3] (8h, Chez Guevara)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

International Crime & Punishment[edit]

After unlocking Justice Agent and Crook:
Tapped Out Justice Agent Icon.png You again? Stop right there!
Tapped Out Crook Icon.png
But why? Everyone else moved on with their lives. Why are you still after me?
Tapped Out Justice Agent Icon.png Because you haven't stopped stealing things.
Tapped Out Crook Icon.png
So we need each other? It must be love! Very well, I'll keep stealing so you can keep chasing me.
Task: Tap Justice Agent
Task: Tap Crook
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10