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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update/Premium Gameplay

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Buttoncon[edit]

Buttoncon Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png I don't think I'm in magical Britain anymore. The people are still crude, but the accents are a trifle off.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png And is that the Magic Academy? How did that get here? And who are all these wizards and witches I've never seen before?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Your world merged with ours! And I sort of ran with the whole thing. I'm Lisa, by the way, your biggest fan.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Fan? As in fanatic?! What extremist plans have you in store for me?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Nothing that extreme. I should explain. Do you want the abridged or unabridged version?
Task: Make Angelica Button Read Her Own Series (4h, Magic Academy Library)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Buttoncon Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png My entire life, printed and published for profit!? How dare they!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png There's also comics books, audio books, cellphone cases, bobbleheads, conventions... and I'm probably not helping.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png A convention? Like a gathering of all the great wizards in a grand hall? They could help me return to my home!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's more like a bunch of nerds gathering at our school's gymnasium. Button-con is small. We can't fill a convention hall but we can sure pack the elementary volleyball court!
Task: Make Angelica Button Fans Congregate [x3] (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Angelica Button Attend Her Own Convention (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Impeccable costume, Lisa. You have once again proven to be a faithful recreator of the Angelica Button mythos.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png I'm not Lisa, you dunderheaded, good-for-nothing buffoon.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Color me impressed! You've captured the Angelica Button diction to a tee. Very method cosplay of you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Buttoncon Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png That was an existential experience. I may not have found a way home, but I do have a conference bag full of items that will eventually find their way to the trash.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png And for all the obsession with my personal life, there seems to be a lack of fiction around my adult life. What happens to me?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No one cares about grown-up you. Everyone is obsessed with the story of a kid with magical powers. Once you're an adult, it's just another lame fantasy series.
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png But what happens to me after I graduate Magic Academy? I have an entire life to live still, right?!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, there are some dark fan theories...
Task: Make Angelica Button Read Her Fan Wiki (1h, Magic Academy Library)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Make Lisa Quickly Edit Her Wiki Posts (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So, what did you find out?
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Looks like a tossup between marrying a Normie, and owning too many cats.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Buttoncon Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Angelica Button's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Lisa, can I ask you a question?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're my fictional heroine, you can ask me anything!
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Do you think I could go to your regular school?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Our world is filled with magic and you want to go to a regular school?
Tapped Out Angelica Button Icon.png Wizard school isn't so exciting when that's all you know. I'm really intrigued by what they teach at a non-magical school.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You said "teach", right? That might be a bit of a stretch.
Task: Make Angelica Button Go Where the Normies Go (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Zero-Clops Thirty[edit]

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 1[edit]

After placing Wiggops' Station:
Tapped Out Wiggops Icon.png How dare you ruin a cy-cops' naps! No one wants a one-eyed, trigger-happy officer on patrol.
Task: Capture Wiggops [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Wiggops Icon.png Time to do what all cops do when back from patrol, cyclops or not.
Tapped Out Wiggops Icon.png Avoid paperwork like the plague.
Task: Enchant Wiggops [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Zero-Clops Thirty Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Wiggops Icon.png I'd kill for a donut. And I don't mean that figuratively. Just show me the donut and who I need to kill to take it.
Task: Summon Wiggops (4h, Wiggops' Station)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Fantastical Beastarium[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Kidnap the beasts?! We can't take on those beasts without magic!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png We could partner up and take the Exotic Zoo to the next level. Whaddaya say Chief?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What you are suggesting is extremely illegal... and I'm in!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png As head member of the Fantastical Beastarium, I'm pretty nifty at handling rare and mystical beasts. That includes the last Esquilax... and the last Ralphie.
Task: Make Wiggum Clean Esquillax Cage (4h, Fantastical Beastarium)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ah, the Esquilax. A dog with the head of a rabbit. And the body of a rabbit.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Watch your backs, "Turner and Hooch"! Our buddy-cop adventures begin today!
Quest reward: 50 Event Currency and XP.png10

Woodchop[edit]

Woodchop Pt. 1[edit]

After placing Treestache's Grove:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge, help, I feel like I've got a bunch of pictures and words stuck in my head.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png That's called an idea, honey. Just drink a few more cans of Duff and you'll lose it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I tried that already. And the only thing I lost was my keys. And wedding ring. And dignity.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png In that case... you could try acting on it?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh, fine. But this isn't over, brain. I'll beat you yet.
Task: Make Homer Act on His Idea and Chop Wood (4h, Treestache's Grove)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Out here chopping wood makes me really appreciate the little things in life. Like lumberjacks and wood chippers. Because this sucks.
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Please, stop, I beg you!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png What the... did that just... that's the craziest thing I've ever seen!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That talking tree has a moustache!

Woodchop Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Woodchop Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png My rage at your people's endless transgressions against my kind has awakened me. We trees give you so much!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Name one thing.
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Shade. Oxygen. Food. The handle of the axe you use to chop my kind and the ladder you stand upon to do it.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ugh, go write a book about it.
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Paper too!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well you've given me a lot to think about. Which I'll do while I'm chopping down all these other trees.
Task: Make Homer Chop More Wood (4h, Treestache's Grove)
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Enough! I will not stand idly by as you demolish my brethren!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

All Bark, and Bite[edit]

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Woodchop Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Why are you smashing our town, tree monster? All we've ever done to you is hang ornaments and tinsel off your brothers' and sisters' corpses.
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Your town? I've got deeper roots here than anyone! My great grandfather WAS the Mayflower!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We have to capture him before he crushes somebody!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Or even worse, gives me a splinter!
Task: Capture Treestache [x15]
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2[edit]

After completing All Bark, and Bite Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Let me go! I must carry out my master's evil bidding.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *GASP* You're under the spell of Don't-Say-His-Name aren't you?
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png YES! I'd rather be marching two by two under his control than become a two by four!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He's even worse than the dark wizard Who's-That-Guy. Let me see if I can break the spell.
Task: Enchant Treestache [x15]
Tapped Out Lord Montymort Icon.png Damn, there goes my future wand material. Plus two thirds of an armoire.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

All Bark, and Bite Pt. 3[edit]

After completing All Bark, and Bite Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So, you'll join us in the fight against evil, risking limb and... limb, as long as my dad respects your kind?
Tapped Out Treestache Icon.png Yes. I'm willing to recruit an army of trees, plus some shrubs, if he's willing to extend an olive branch.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of course! I just need to chop one down first.
Task: Summon Treestache (4h, Treestache's Grove)
Task: Make Homer Cut Down an Olive Tree (4h, Treestache's Grove)
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Marge! I'm all done! I've completed my idea!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, it's just a pile of wood.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Yeah, well. Half way through I got sidetracked waging an epic battle with a living tree under a wizard's spell and forgot why I needed wood in the first place.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, you don't have to lie about getting drunk at Moe's.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Great idea Marge! Off to Moe's!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Blue Collar Peasant[edit]

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png No more pushing peanut carts for me. From now on, I'm only taking resume-building positions.
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Push Filth Wagon (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png Uh, I think some of that filth got in my mouth. I'm going to get sick!
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png No problem. I have something that will make you sicker.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png Don't you mean "better"?
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png I stand by my statement.
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Try Latest Health Trend (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png Woah, I think the filth gave me dysentery, and now the leeches are making me feel light headed.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png I need a nap, but I don't have anywhere to sleep.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png ...that pile of filth looks comfy.
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Sleep in Filth Pile (4h, Cletus's Farm)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blue Collar Peasant Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Squeaky Voice Teen's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png Who knew I'd miss the minimum wage days. But I've had enough of the high-paying pushing and sleeping in filth.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png At least working the counter I only need to worry about my dignity. Not my plummeting life expectancy.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png If you're coming back, there's a pile of filth waiting for you by the fryer. No idea what animal it came off of.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Peasant Icon.png Yuck! How many vacation days have I accrued since this morning?
Task: Make Squeaky Voice Peasant Take a Bi-Annual Break (1h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Inconvenience Store[edit]

After building Walking Kwik-E-Mart:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I will not allow my precious store to be ruined by whimsy.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I've never been a mover and a shaker and I don't want to be now!
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png This place is jumping around more than Milhouse on meds. And it's making me queasy!
Task: Make Apu Bolt Down Products (4h, Walking Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Springfielders Get Motion Sick [x3] (4h, Walking Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Magical Mystery Meat[edit]

After building Mess Hall:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ew, what the heck is this?
Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon.png Two cups camel, a dash of dugong, a smidge of seagull, and three parts porcupine. Headquarters packages it all into one animal, it's great.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is cruel and in no way a sustainable resource!
Tapped Out Lunchlady Dora Icon.png Meat's meat. We'll just move on to other animals when those run out.
Task: Make Kids Eat Around the Scorpion Bits [x3] (4h, Mess Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Burns Dragon Promo[edit]

After tapping on Gil's Burns Dragon Offer Icon.pngmark:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Hey folks! Have I got a nifty deal that's a real steal! I'll swap ya a pile of gold for something you hold!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're trading gold for donuts? Gil, you've made terrible business decisions in the past but this is the worst.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Oh, ol' Gil has his reasons. If I flip this pile of gold over, that'd keep an ancient dragon from burning me and all that I own to a crisp.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A dragon?! If dragons are part of any deal, you really should mention them up front.
Burns Dragon Promo.png
On offer accepted:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png Yes! No more dragon draggin' ol' Gil down.
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png I mean gold! Did I say dragon? I meant gold.
On offer declined:
Tapped Out Gil Icon.png That dragon won't leave me alone! Ol' Gil don't need ol' flames chasing him right now. That's not the kind of companionship I want!

The Very Well-Off Dragon[edit]

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 1[edit]

After placing Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure:
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png Who dares take from me, The Inconceivably Well-Off Dragon? I pillaged and plundered those treasures for myself. Fair and square.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That desperate salesman who always gives us a good rate on things. Man, the mansions he's offered us. Pools on pools on pools.
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png You were fools to accept his offer. Just as he was a fool to take from me. Such a shame too, seems like a quaint town to burn in flames.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ahh! A mystical beast threatening to destroy our town! Who handles this kind of emergency?! Animal control?
Task: Capture Burns Dragon [x15]
Task: Make Homer Ask Who to Call (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 2[edit]

After completing The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png He was cursed by Don't-Say-His-Name all along! Now that the curse is broken, maybe he won't destroy the city?
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png You may have removed a wickedly handsome man's curse. But, my greed is unbreakable.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png That's fine, greed has never killed anyone. And I'm sure you've read the storybooks: when curses are lifted, dragons leave towns alone.
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png Not a chance. I'll count every piece of gold if I must, and make sure everything is accounted for.
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png All I'll need is a calculator and a team of executive assistants.
Task: Enchant Burns Dragon [x15]
Task: Make Smithers Count Gold (4h, Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 3[edit]

After completing The Very Well-Off Dragon Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png I've tracked down my missing gold pieces. By that, I mean I've threatened my assistants to find them. Of course, I'll take the credit.
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png Oh, you have, ah, have you?
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png It would appear thieves couldn't resist a taste of some of my treasures. I really need to beef up security.
Tapped Out Burns Dragon Icon.png Alas, I command you to release me! I'll retrieve the gold myself. I'll stay hidden. They'll never see me coming.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're like three stories tall.
Task: Summon Burns Dragon (4h, Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure)
Task: Make Criminals Take More Gold [x3] (4h, Burns Dragon's Pile of Treasure)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The New Home Economics[edit]

After building Black Magic Hall:
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Looks like we have a new favorite elective among the students. Kids are dropping Home Economics, and picking up wands to attack each other.
Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon.png What should we do about it?
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Nothing. There were more oven explosions in Home Ec. than this wand witchcraft.
Task: Make Kids Point Powerful Wands at Each Other [x3] (4h, Black Magic Hall)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Great Geriatrico[edit]

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png For the last time, I'm not coming out of retirement!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But we need every able-bodied magician in Springfield to rise up!
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png I'm hardly "able-bodied". My wand droops, there's rabbit bones in my magic hat, and I take a lactose blocker so that I can still perform my "Great Milk Can Escape".
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png As I told you before, I save my magic for showmanship, not self-defense.
Task: Make the Great Raymondo Lock Lisa Out (4h, The Great Raymondo's Home)
Task: Make Lisa Magically Enter Raymondo's Home (4h, The Great Raymondo's Home)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You taught me how to get past locks. I'm not leaving until you agree to come out of retirement.
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png I really should have skipped the breaking and entering lesson. Fine, I'll help.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png Now that I'm out of retirement, refresh my memory. What is it that we're doing again?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Using our magical powers to fight and catch mystical beasts!
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png I coulda sworn we were doing card tricks or pullin' quarters outta people.
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png But fighting mystical beasts... that's a career killer for a magician. Or probably anybody, now that I think about it.
Task: Make the Great Raymondo Avoid Mauling (4h, The Great Raymondo's Home)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Ugh, fine. No battling beasts to help us. Then how about putting on a show?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wait! The Great Raymondo is not helping us get rid of the monsters?! I can't fling cards like Ricky Jay to save us! I can't!!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *slap* Snap out of it, Milhouse!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oo-la-la, our skin touched, Lisa!
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png Alright, I will come out of retirement! If only to put smiles on the poor, downtrodden citizens of Springfield... and a modest appearance fee.
Task: Make the Great Raymondo Perform the Great Milk Can Escape (8h, Famous Milk Cans)
Task: Make Kids Watch Performance [x3] (4h, Famous Milk Cans)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png How did he get out of there without even a milk moustache?! This is just as terrifying as the monster thing!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Great Geriatrico Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on The Great Raymondo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png Why so down, my apprentice?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I've admired you so much. I thought you'd be the first person to help us. And instead...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I just haven't had a great track record of role models living up to their expectations.
Tapped Out The Great Raymondo Icon.png Young lady, you've said enough. If I can do six nights a week in Vegas in front of Blue Man Group, I'm sure I can handle a couple green monsters roaming the streets.
Task: Make the Great Raymondo Work the Audience (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Dwarves[edit]

After building Elf Hotel:
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png A themed hotel? For the role player with expendable income, the website suggests a three-night all-inclusive package.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Well, one can't roleplay an impoverished tavern goer without paying a pretty penny for a penthouse suite.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I'll collect tavern dregs and Starwood Points at the same time.
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Overpay for an Immersive Experience (4h, Elf Hotel)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Quest Is Cursed[edit]

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png Why is business slow? The House of Evil is the OG Halloween creepy pop-up.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Couple things are hurting your business, pal. First: people can post reviews online now. Yours suck.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png I will find these reviews and damn them to hell... I mean, ask how I can make their shopping experience more pleasant.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Also, people want to get their cursed stuff in the privacy of their own homes these days.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png Hiding their shame at home, eh? I have an idea.
Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Promote Cursed Wares (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png That was a fruitless endeavor. Nothing sold, no curses spread, and my pride took a hit.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png I can't be the only small business owner struggling in this world of modern convenience. Perhaps I can steal wisdom from their minds with a headpiece.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png Of course I mean ask politely... then wrench the wisdom from their minds!
Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Meet Other Clerks (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Task: Make Apu Offer Business Advice (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Have you doubled your prices?
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png In some cases, tripled them.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Offer terrible customer service when they ask for help?
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png I offer none.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Do you profit from your "Take-A-Penny / Leave-A-Penny" tray?
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png I only have a "Take-YOUR-Pennies" tray.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Oh dear, this guy's competing directly with me!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png My business is still underperforming. I even tried that "Buy One, Get One Free" hot dog sale.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png I've cursed every other dog, but it still angers me to give it away for free. *evil laugh*
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You just need to remind folks what your store has to offer? Put on a show or do something unique.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png Thank you, small child. If this works, you'll be one of the few spared from the curses.
Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Perform Dubious Act (4h, House Of Evil)
Task: Make Springfielders Rush to Buy Krusty Dolls [x3] (4h, House Of Evil)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

This Quest Is Cursed Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Evil Shopkeeper's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png This is fantastic! I haven't sold a Krusty Doll in almost two decades! Now I can barely keep them in stock.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Not these dolls again. The last one almost murdered my husband and son.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png That was a bad batch. These Krusty dolls are configured to be "good".
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, that's nice.
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png And I can control their settings all from a single switch in my shop. It would be a shame... if someone... flipped it.
Task: Make Evil Shopkeeper Flip Master Switch to Evil (1h, House Of Evil)
Tapped Out Evil Shopkeeper Icon.png Ah, the sweet screams of satisfied customers across town. Who needs internet, the cursing business is still so rewarding.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Magic Palace[edit]

After building Magic Palace:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png It's great having the whole family together! And for a magic show, too.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png There's real magic in Springfield now, and you still think these shows are cool?
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Oh, Homer, I think they want you to be the staged volunteer in the audience to fight the dragon!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Homer dragon torched?! I'm back on board.
Task: Make Simpsons Eat Presto Linguini [x3] (4h, Magic Palace)
Task: Make Homer Fight a Mechanical Dragon (4h, Magic Palace)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Madmagician[edit]

Madmagician Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Magic in Springfield! This puts me in quite the proverbial pickle... dill, not sweet!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png As a scientist and seasoned nerd I've taken a staunch anti-magic stance: it's a crutch for the dimwitted for the unexplainable. But, I'm also a fan of several works in the fantasy fiction department.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Alas, in this great time of peril, I must don a sorcerer's robe and hat.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Besides, the sooner this is over I can go back to inventing incredible and equally unexplainable inventions!
Task: Make Sorcerer Frink Put on Robe and Hat (1h, Frink's Lab)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Madmagician Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sorcerer Frink Icon.png Pointy hat, check. Pointy staff, check. To be a sorcerer you have to love pointy things.
Tapped Out Sorcerer Frink Icon.png Now, how can I get this infernal staff to work? Where do I get the interdimensional proton juice it requires... and in what hole do I insert said juice?
Tapped Out Sorcerer Frink Icon.png I may have some leftover from my last experiment... if not I'll wing it with some consumer-grade corn syrup.
Task: Make Sorcerer Frink Wave Magic Stick Around (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Madmagician Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Professor Frink's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Sorcerer Frink Icon.png Presto change-o! I now wield powers I once thought were products of fantasy and goofball-ery.
Tapped Out Sorcerer Frink Icon.png The possibilities are statistically not endless, but numerous! All these breakthroughs have worked up my appetite.
Tapped Out Sorcerer Frink Icon.png Unfortunately, my microwave ran away after I granted it sentience. I give and give, only to be abandoned by my own home appliances.
Task: Make Sorcerer Frink Roast White Soft Candies (8h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Department of Magical Vehicles[edit]

After building Department of Magical Vehicles:
Tapped Out Selma Icon.png You didn't complete the necessary forms.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png All this paperwork just to fly a broom? It'll take me years to fill it all out.
Tapped Out Patty Icon.png Sorry, the State can't let just anyone jam a stick between their legs.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png Ooh, I just want to be able to drive again.
Task: Make Springfielders Wait for Broom Licenses [x3] (4h, Department of Magical Vehicles)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Feline Express[edit]

After placing Cat Bus:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That's the most adorable form of school transportation I've ever seen!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Those giant eyes, the grin, it's chunky paws. I would ride that to school every day.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Ugh, my eyes are itching, my throat's closing up... oh,no! Add Cat Buses to my list of allergies!
Task: Tap Cat Bus
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10