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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Super Powers content update/Premium Gameplay

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Hot Take[edit]

Hot Take Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hot flash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Young man, I'll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes ma’am, right away!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What gives? Bart usually won't lift a finger for less than a twenty.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Young man, I’ll give you a quarter if you run to the store and refill my prescription for me.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Yes ma’am, right away!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They just said that! Is there a glitch in the game?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait a minute -- she has dementia! Bart is taking advantage of her -- one quarter at a time!
Task: Make Bart Refill Hot Flash's “Prescription" (1h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Another refill, please!
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png I tell you, sir, you could save us both a lot of time if you got your free Squishee refills in a cup instead of a pill bottle.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png The more trips, the better!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What can you even buy with a couple handfuls of quarters?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png “Buy?!” I'm using the quarters to chuck at cars.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Makes a very satisfying “ding”.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hot Take Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hot flash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png I don't think these pills are working the way they used to.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Although I don't remember how they used to work...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't think you've been taking the right pills.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png But I feel so energized.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png That’s because you just drank a gallon of Squishee, one pill bottle at a time.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you remember which pills you're supposed to be taking?
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Let’s look through my pill organizer -- let me get my back brace so I can pick it up.
Task: Make Lisa and Hot Flash Sort Through Her Gigantic Pill Organizer (4h, Brown House, Lisa)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hot Take Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hot flash's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png I never knew pills came in so many colors -- I never knew there were that many colors.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But none of them were the pills you need.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png If only there was a way to remember where I left them.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait a minute -- see if these “Speed Pills” work.
Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast (1h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The Speed Pills worked!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png She was going way faster than the speed limit!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Oh wait, I had the radar gun pointed at myself -- that was just how fast I was chewing.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png But I still don't remember which pills I'm supposed to take...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hot Take Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, Hot Flash, I want you to take a handful of Speed Pills...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png If you run extremely fast in the opposite direction as Earth's rotation...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...you should be able to go back in time and remember which pill you're supposed to take.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Isn't that the ending of 1978’s “Superman”, directed by Richard Donner?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, that you can remember, but not where your pills are??
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just take the pills and run!
Task: Make Hot Flash Run Back to The Present (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Hot Take Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do you remember?!
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png I do! But wait, if I went back in time, wouldn't that change the course of everything, negating the need for--
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just tell me the pills you were supposed to take before you forget again!
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png The pills I was supposed to take are...
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Speed Pills!
Task: Make Hot Flash Pop Pills and Go Fast (1h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, what an adventure!
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png I agree, it had a way more satisfying ending than “Superman”!
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png Now where's your spiky-haired brother, I want my quarters back!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

On the Fritz[edit]

On the Fritz Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I think something’s going on with my suit, doctor.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png You're having trouble moving around?
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png No, I AM moving around. I prefer to lie still, much less tiring.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Well I've got the perfect cure for that.
Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon.png Here’s the card for an Un-physical Therapist.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png “Dr. Moe Szyslak -- ‘I'll put ya ta sleep real good.” Sounds professional!
Task: Make Iron Lung See an Un-physical Therapist (8h, Moe's Tavern)
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Awright, drink two of these...
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png ...and call you in the morning?
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Oh, you ain't gonna see morning for a looong time.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

On the Fritz Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Ay, ye look worse than when I wore me kilt to a tornado, and then flashed a bunch of bystanders.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I don't feel so good. For some reason that creepy doctor with no medical license didn't help me.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png There must still be something wrong with my suit.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Let me grease myself up and take a look under your hood.
Task: Make Iron Lung Get His Suit Repaired (12h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I don't know what you did, but I feel better than ever!
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I can even mulch leaves!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Why stop at leaves? You could mulch Skinner if you wanted to. I wouldn't tell a soul.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

On the Fritz Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png My suit is great at mowing lawns, but I’m a crime fighter, not a 12-year-old boy on summer break.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Why not put some zoot in your suit and power it with nuclear?
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png No way, nuclear is filthy -- solar’s the way to put a jig in your rig!
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I'm sure they each have their merits--
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Give Burns a turn to earn your business!
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Seriously?! You want to get into a rhyme-off with me?! That’s all I ever do!
Tapped Out Disco Stu Icon.png Disco Stu is gonna murder you -- with his words!
Task: Make Iron Lung Break Up Rhyme Battle (1h)
If the user has Mr. Burns and Disco Stu: Task: Make Burns and Disco Stu Have Rhyme Battle (1h, Stu's Disco, Disco Stu)
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Breaking up a fight between two power-hungry poets is harder than fighting crime.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Who knew that the only thing Disco Stu liked more than rhyming and Disco was promoting solar power?!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png This isn't funny anymore. Just wake up already! I'll give you free fries for a year!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Maybe not for an entire year. Two months, I can spare two months. No free fries -- a guy who's dying shouldn't eat fries.

On the Fritz Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png All this work has made me hungry.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I'll have my usual: a Krusty Salad, lettuce only, no dressing, eaten with a spoon...
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png ...and a Diet Fountain Fizz.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Sorry, buddy, we only have Regular Fountain Fizz right now.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Well, that should be okay I guess.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Mmm, such a bold flavor. Maybe I should start ordering this instead--
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png My body...
Task: Make Iron Lung Go on Life Support (4h)
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png That was a close one. Good thing my suit gives me medical attention anytime I get hurt.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Oh, thank God you made it!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I better switch out the Fountain Fizz before someone else gets hurt.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I don't want to get sued.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Oh wait, it says right here on the cup: “May cause mild headaches or death.” All good!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

On the Fritz Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Iron Lung, glad you're here! We got a jumper on top of the building.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png And you want me to go up and bring him down?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No, that'd take too long.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png You want me to talk some sense into him?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No, nothing like that.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Our spotlight is running out of batteries, and if this wacko goes over the side...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png ...we want to light him up real nice for these spectators.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Mind if we plug our light into your suit?
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Plug away!
Task: Make Iron Lung Power the Police Spotlight (4h, Police Station or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Nice job powering that light, Iron Lung. You're a hero for illuminating that guy when he jumped.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Glad I could help!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Too bad those pesky firemen caught the jumper in their net.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Coulda given these people something to talk about at work tomorrow...
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png There's always next time, Chief!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Thanks, Iron Lung!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Long Winded[edit]

Long Winded Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grampa, Grampa!
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png What is it, sweetie?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Someone stole my science project! I need it for school tomorrow or I won't be able to keep my perfect GPA.
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png This looks like a job for...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...the terror in the night. The criminals' worst nightmare, the true symbol of justice...
Tapped Out Grampa Icon.png ...the dashing and elusive, but always inclusive. Hero of all heroes...
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png The Rambler!
Task: Make The Rambler Bore Criminals to Sleep (4h)
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Oddly, these adult career criminals don't know anything about a child’s school project.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I need to go back and investigate the scene of the crime.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Long Winded Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png What's this toothpick doing by the front door?!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer must’ve dropped it -- he's always getting free samples at restaurants.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png No way this toothpick was Homer’s -- it’s got broccoli residue on it.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png It belongs to the culprit that stole Lisa's science project.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Speaking of broccoli, this reminds me of the time-
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Well look at that, Grampa, sounds like the laundry is done. I would love to stay and talk, but those socks aren't going to match themselves.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png No one thought it would work, but the original James Bond was made out of broccoli...
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png ...hello? I'm just talking to myself again. Better go to the Gulp 'N' Blow to investigate this toothpick.
Task: Reach Level 10 and Build Gulp 'N' Blow
Task: Make The Rambler Eat at Gulp 'N' Blow (4h, Gulp 'N' Blow)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Long Winded Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Dead end at the Gulp 'N' Blow...
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png If I was a thief, I would be looking for a discreet hideout.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Dad, what are you doing?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png *sputters* I'm not your Dad! I'm The Rambler!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Whatever. Have fun with your stupid make-believe game. I'm going to Moe's.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png It's not a game. I'm a real hero.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *chuckles* Yeah, I'm a hero too after about eight beers!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I'll show him, and everyone who ever called me old! That house looks suspicious, I bet the thief is hiding in there!
Task: Make The Rambler Investigate the Brown House (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Yaarr! What are ye plans with me peg leg in ye hand?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png That wasn't a toothpick I found, it was a splinter from your peg leg!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Now make with Lisa’s science project!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png Lisa’s science project?! I couldn't have stolen it!
Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon.png I have an alibi -- I was stealing Janey’s project that night!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png *sputters* I was sure I found it this time. Oh, I give up.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Long Winded Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Hey Grampa, why are you crying?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I'm a failure! Someone stole your sister's science project and I can't figure out who did it.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh, that's all? I saw it at Milhouse's house.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png *sputters* Why didn't you tell me that sooner?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You never get to be The Rambler. I didn't want to steal your thunder.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I hate thunder! I've got way too much of it! I can't give enough of it away!
Task: Reach Level 8 and Place Van Houten House
Task: Make The Rambler Break Into Van Houten House (4h, Van Houten House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Long Winded Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Mr. Simpson! What are you doing in my house?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png You stole Lisa's science project in some childish hope to win her affection...
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Uh, actually, I took it. I thought I could pass it off as my own idea at my big ‘board meeting.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But Dad, you're a sign spinner. You don't have board meetings.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png No, 'Board is short for the cardboard our signs are made out of. There’s an apostrophe at the beginning.
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Lisa’s solar powered windmill project would've changed the sign spinning biz!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png You'd better hand it over or you'll be spinning a sign in front of the hospital!
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png I wish! They give their sign spinners water breaks!
Task: Make The Rambler Return Lisa's Science Project (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Grampa! You found my science project!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png That's right, it was easy once I doggedly pieced together a bunch of incorrect clues and then your brother told me where it was.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png So ...is that it?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Yep!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You aren't going to tell me a long, rambling story that veers from the original point and makes me fall asleep?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Honestly? It gets tiresome pretty quickly.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You can say that again!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png No thanks!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Dependables Evermore[edit]

Dependables Evermore Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I can't wait to see the old team again. Last time the Dependables were together, Hot Flash was actually hot.
Tapped Out Fruit-Bat-Man Icon.png Come in Rambler, can you read me?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png This is Rambler, go ahead.
Tapped Out Fruit-Bat-Man Icon.png Oh, hi. I was hoping I could leave a voice message. Well, this is awkward. I had a whole thing prepared.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Just spit it out would ya!
Tapped Out Fruit-Bat-Man Icon.png I can't make it tonight to hang out with you old geezers and play dress up.
Tapped Out Fruit-Bat-Man Icon.png I have to go to an Eyes Wide Shut party and hang out with different geezers and play dress up.
Task: Make The Rambler Try to Assemble the Dependables (4h, Springfield Retirement Castle or Simpson House)
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png It seems like everyone is too busy to get together this year. I'm going to have to spend it all alone, again.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I'm here.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Yeah, I guess you are, Iron Lung. I might as well be alone if I have to be here with you. No offense.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png I understand. Even workers at the drive-through won't respond to me.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dependables Evermore Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Do you have a deck of cards?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I can't do everything! Besides, Early Bird usually brings the cards.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png He said his stories are about to come on, so he can't make it this year.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png We can still make this happen. We should split up and look for a deck of cards.
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make The Rambler Search the Value Menu at Krusty Burger (4h, Krusty Burger)
Task: Make Iron Lung Play Bad-Cop/Bad-Cop at Android’s Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dependables Evermore Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Hans Smoleman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Do you guys sell playing cards?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Of course I sell cards -- but they are certainly NOT for playing!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png They are limited edition Star Wars cards where all the numbers and suits are written in that bleep-bloop language that R2-D2 speaks in.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png It is impossible to decipher.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Now get out of here before I lose my cool. Your suit is very hot and it is starting to make me sweat more profusely than usual.
Task: Make Iron Lung Get Kicked Out of Android’s Dungeon (4h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out!
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png It can't -- my butt is encased in my suit!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dependables Evermore Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png What was I here for again? Give me another Krusty Burger, that might help me remember.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png
You've already had twelve Krusty Burgers. I don't know if I should serve you anymore.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Give it to me so I can remember what I was here for or I'll DECK you and then not send a get well CARD!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Wait, that’s it: I'm here to look for-- nope, lost it.
Task: Make The Rambler Eat More Krusty Burgers to Try to Remember (12h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dependables Evermore Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I didn't have any luck finding...wait, what were we looking for again?
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png Playing cards! I didn't find any either, I'm at a loss. I guess we won't be playing this year.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Enough of that talk, don't you dare give up!
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Wait, Matlock is on. I give up.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Let’s go watch it at my son's place -- he's the only house in town that still has cable TV that airs shows at specific times.
Task: Make The Rambler Mooch Off His Son (24h, Simpson House)
Task: Make Iron Lung Freeload at the Simpsons House (4h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Let me get the remote. I keep it here under this deck of cards.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png You have cards! Why didn't we come here from the start?
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png I forgot that's what we were looking for. After eating twelve burgers, the main thing I was looking for was a bathroom.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dependables Evermore Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png Let me call Hot Flash, maybe she can make it.
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png I don't know if I'll be able to make it. I need to change into my costume, but there aren't phone booths anymore.
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png *sputter* Just change on the bus like the rest of us, cards are our annual tradition...
Tapped Out The Rambler Icon.png ...tradition used to be everything, and now people can't commit to anything. It's all myPad this and eye copter that. If I had...
Tapped Out Hot Flash Icon.png I don't have time to listen to your stories. I'll make it if I can.
Tapped Out Iron Lung Icon.png If she doesn't, that's okay. We can still play bridge...oh, wait there's only two of us.
Task: Make Iron Lung and The Rambler Play Cards (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Life Runs Away[edit]

After unlocking Big Zoo Fan, Lil' Zoo Fan, Animal Rights Hipster and Invasive Toads:
Tapped Out Big Zoo Fan Icon.png
Are these all the animals you've got? It's hardly the San Diego Zoo. It's not even the Santa Barbara Zoo.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png
I'm sorry, there are no more animals close enough to Springfield for us to smuggle. I mean... adopt.
Tapped Out Lil' Zoo Fan Icon.png
Maybe we'll get more if they breed? A lion and tiger can make a liger.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png
Well, then your parents must have been a dog and a stork, cause you're a...
Tapped Out Lil' Zoo Fan Icon.png
stog?
Tapped Out Animal Rights Hipster Icon.png
No animals should be forced to breed in captivity! But if they do, it can be with whatever other animal they want.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png
Ugh! Why did they have to buy you guys? There's not one of you I want in my zoo!
Tapped Out Invasive Toads Icon.png
*croak*
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png
Except you, invasive toads. You're always welcome here.
Task: Tap Big Zoo Fan
Task: Tap Lil' Zoo Fan
Task: Tap Animal Rights Hipster
Task: Tap Invasive Toads
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10