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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Super Powers content update/Gameplay

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Not Another Superhero Story[edit]

After the user logs in on September 12th:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yay! It’s Superhero Update day!!!
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Uh, bad news, son.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You and Mom are getting re-re-re-divorced?
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png Worse -- there’s no Superhero Update this year.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png But... but.. the Superhero Update lets people feel powerful and slightly less asthmatic!
Tapped Out Kirk Icon.png I guess after no one saw “Fallout Boy VII: Infinity Endings”, EA figured more superhero stuff would be a waste.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png A waste?! I'll show them waste.
Task: Make Milhouse Roll Around in Nuclear Waste (4h, Control Building)
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Behold! The radioactive ooze from the Nuclear Plant has given me powers unfathomable!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Milhouse, you seem different. Did you get a haircut?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Didn't you hear the thing about ooze and powers unfathomable?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Pfft, that’s just a retread of a dozen other superhero movies.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png This isn't a movie, it's real life!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png With special effects these days, who can tell the difference?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Power[edit]

Price of Power Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Not Another Superhero Story:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hm, Waste Case or Ooze Boy? So hard to know what name to go by.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png You should “go buy” me a Squishee with your lunch money, nerd!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm not a nerd anymore, Jimbo. I am Waste Case!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png ...or Ooze Boy.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Ha! There’s no superhero update this year, Lois Lame!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oh yeah? I'll render you powerless with just three words: Male Pattern Baldness.
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png How’d you know what’s under my hat?!
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png You DO have super powers! Don't hurt me -- I'll do anything!
Task: Make Milhouse Strike Fear in His Enemies (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x100]
Tapped Out Jimbo Icon.png Are you sure this green ooze is gonna cover up my bald spot?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It’ll fix more than that! Slather it on! *cackle*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why is Milhouse bossing Jimbo around? And does he usually cackle so much...?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Power Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I hope the unchecked power of ooze doesn't go to Milhouse’s head.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Oops, I missed a spot on my head, better put more ooze on it. I love playing God!!!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Daddy says playing God is blasphemy.
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png He told me to burn in hell after I played God in the Christmas pageant.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'm not “playing” God. I am God! You wouldn't doubt God, would you??
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Hmm...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I'll also give you candy.
Tapped Out Rod and Todd Icon.png Yayyy!
If the user has Rod and Todd: Task: Make Rod and Todd Sell Out God for Powers (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit, Todd)
Task: Make Lisa Snoop Around From a Safe Distance (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit)
Task: Make Milhouse Show-Off (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x150]
Tapped Out Rod Icon.png Being God is great!
Tapped Out Todd Icon.png Don't say that... I'M God!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png We're all gods, and we can do whatever we want!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Power Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png They think they're getting powers from nuclear waste. They must be stopped before someone gets hurt!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This sounds like a job for... Clobber Girl!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Too bad there's no superhero update.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, right.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Then this sounds like a job for...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png ...regular Lisa.
Task: Make Lisa Hide Ooze in Women’s Room (4h, Android's Dungeon)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x200]
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I've hid the ooze in the least-visited place in Springfield: the ladies’ room of the Android's Dungeon.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png A woman hasn't been in there in... well, ever.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We'll see how powerful Milhouse and his goons are without their precious ooze. *cackles*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh man, I should've peed before I placed a barrel of toxic waste on top of the toilet...
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Power Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Why’s the Drive-In packed? No one’s been here since they ran Memento backwards and it played in chronological order and people realized it stinks.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png
Maybe it’s because of our new jingle:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png
*sings* Let's all go to the lobby and trust this maniac!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Milhouse is putting the last of his ooze on the popcorn!
Task: Make Lisa Break the Projector at the Stardust Drive-In (4h, Stardust Drive-In)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x150]
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Hey, who turned off “Spider-Man 4: The Teen With Relatable Problems”?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I did! You can't give people toxic waste! It’s going to make you sick.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The only “sick” thing is my new badass bald head and green skin.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Your hair’s falling out in clumps! Where’d you get more ooze? I hid it.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png I’ll field that. My closed-circuit cameras picked up your secret -- and illegal -- hiding place.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Speaking of illegal, why do you have cameras in the bathroom?
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png It’s for security purposes!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Power Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Bart, I don't know what to do -- Milhouse is mad with power and he won't listen to reason.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You mean you're jealous he's not hanging on your every word.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No... I... okay, fine, maybe it is a little insulting that he's moved on from me, even if it is for superpowers.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Never thought I'd have to help you win back Milhouse’s affections...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What you need to do is fight superpower with superpower.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm not putting that ooze on myself! I have sensitive skin!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Not YOU -- have Frink bring Everyman to life.
Task: Make Lisa Bring Everyman to Life (8h, Odin's of Shelbyville)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x500]
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Yes! I've been brought to life! I've been waiting for the Superhero Update!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh, there actually isn't one this year. People are sorta burned out on superheroes...
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Even me? But I was in an episode Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg wrote. Don't they still have cachet?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I thought your power was absorbing other people's powers, not being super meta.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Fine, I'll help, but only to get my name out there again.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Price of Power Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wow, Lisa must be desperate if she turned to you for help.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png You don't even have powers of your own, Everyman.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Maybe not, but you do know who I am, right?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Yes... is this some sort of superhero mind trick?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Uh, yeah, it’s definitely a superhero thing, and not massive insecurity...
Task: Make Everyman Use Power-Absorption Power (4h)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x450]
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No! You took my powers away, I'm just a helpless nerd again! How could you?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Get a clue, kid! You never had any powers, none of you did.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png You all just believed that you had powers. How could you get anything good from collecting radioactive ooze?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png So...the power was in us all along?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png No, this isn't a comic book, you're just delirious from radiation poisoning.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Mild-mannered[edit]

Mild-mannered Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Now that things are back to normal, I want to hang up my cape and live a regular life.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png You could stay with me! You could work in the store, and maybe if you wanted, we could do some superhero roleplaying?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Let's not make this weird, all right? We're just two adult men whose lives revolve around superheroes.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Sure, I won't make things weird. If you'll excuse me, I need to take down the many, many posters of you in my bedroom.
Task: Reach Level 13 and Place Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Everyman Pack Up His Belongings Almost Immediately (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Why are your things packed up? Is it because there’s termites, and these boxes labeled “Moving” and “Never Coming Back” were the only boxes you could find??
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Oh, you're here. I was trying to avoid this. Look, you're clearly using me for my fame, so it's time for me to move on.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png But what about all the memories!? The fun, the joy, the headshots I made you sign by putting a pen in your hand while you were sleeping?!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png This is exactly what I mean! You're making me sign an autograph right now! Goodbye!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Worst. Breakup. Ever.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mild-mannered Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Welcome sir, what can I do for you?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I'm trying to start my life over and I wanted to apply for a job.
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png Your resume is pretty thin -- I'm not sure what “Superhero” has to do with this job.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Well, I used to spend my days dodging bullets and dealing with crooks...
Tapped Out Apu Icon.png That is 75% of the job! Turn that cape around to become an apron -- you're hired!
Task: Make Everyman Work at Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mild-mannered Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png The Kwik-E-Mart’s great, but how am I ever going to save up for the American Dream -- a studio apartment and a bus pass?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png You think you can get by on just one job?! I have at least twenty.
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png
Only twenty?! I've worked every job from postman to delivery guy, taxi driver to chauffeur!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I don't think I'm qualified for any other jobs.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png I'll put in a squeaky word for you at the Krusty Burger!
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make Everyman Work at Krusty Burger (8h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I finished cleaning the fryer, restocking everything...
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png ...cleaning the bathroom, and cooking all of next week's burgers.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That explains the complaints I got from your coworkers.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I didn't do it right?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png No, you did it too well -- you made ‘em look bad! I'm docking your pay!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Mild-mannered Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey Everyman, why the long, extremely handsome face?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png The harder I work, the further I fall behind. I'm so ashamed.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, that. I just drink at Moe's every night to avoid feelings like those...
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png ..and to enhance my feelings of knowing which plays football coaches should've called after the fact.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Would drinking at Moe’s help me forget my troubles?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of course! And to prove it, I'll let you buy the first round!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Everyman Drink at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
TBT

Mild-mannered Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Everyman!? Why are you sleeping in an alleyway?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Huh? I must have drunk too much at Moe's last night. It doesn't matter, I belong out here in the gutter. I'm a failure.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png A failure? Your drunken, passed-out body just tripped Jailbird after he swiped a purse. You're a hero!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Wow, I guess I am! I fulfilled the American Dream -- getting famous for doing nothing!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fly to every bar in Springfield!
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png It's a bird! It's a plane! It’s... a drunk guy who won't stop telling you the same story over and over. It’s EVERYMAN!
Task: Make Everyman Practice Superhero Landing (1h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20