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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Super Powers content update/Gameplay

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Not Another Superhero Story[edit]

After the user logs in on September 12th:
Milhouse Yay! It's Superhero Update day!!!
Kirk Uh, bad news, son.
Milhouse You and Mom are getting re-re-re-divorced?
Kirk Worse -- there's no Superhero Update this year.
Milhouse But... but.. the Superhero Update lets people feel powerful and slightly less asthmatic!
Kirk I guess after no one saw "Fallout Boy VII: Infinity Endings", EA figured more superhero stuff would be a waste.
Milhouse A waste?! I'll show them waste.
Task: Make Milhouse Roll Around in Nuclear Waste (4h, Control Building)
Milhouse Behold! The radioactive ooze from the Nuclear Plant has given me powers unfathomable!
Bart Milhouse, you seem different. Did you get a haircut?
Milhouse Didn't you hear the thing about ooze and powers unfathomable?!
Bart Pfft, that's just a retread of a dozen other superhero movies.
Milhouse This isn't a movie, it's real life!
Bart With special effects these days, who can tell the difference?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Price of Power[edit]

Price of Power Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Not Another Superhero Story:
Milhouse Hm, Waste Case or Ooze Boy? So hard to know what name to go by.
Jimbo You should "go buy" me a Squishee with your lunch money, nerd!
Milhouse I'm not a nerd anymore, Jimbo. I am Waste Case!
Milhouse ...or Ooze Boy.
Jimbo Ha! There's no superhero update this year, Lois Lame!
Milhouse Oh yeah? I'll render you powerless with just three words: Male Pattern Baldness.
Jimbo How'd you know what's under my hat?!
Jimbo You DO have super powers! Don't hurt me -- I'll do anything!
Task: Make Milhouse Strike Fear in His Enemies (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x100]
Jimbo Are you sure this green ooze is gonna cover up my bald spot?
Milhouse It'll fix more than that! Slather it on! *cackle*
Lisa Why is Milhouse bossing Jimbo around? And does he usually cackle so much...?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Price of Power Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 1:
Lisa I hope the unchecked power of ooze doesn't go to Milhouse's head.
Milhouse Oops, I missed a spot on my head, better put more ooze on it. I love playing God!!!
Todd Daddy says playing God is blasphemy.
Rod He told me to burn in hell after I played God in the Christmas pageant.
Milhouse I'm not "playing" God. I am God! You wouldn't doubt God, would you??
Todd Hmm...
Milhouse I'll also give you candy.
Rod and Todd Yayyy!
If the user has Rod and Todd: Task: Make Rod and Todd Sell Out God for Powers (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit, Todd)
Task: Make Lisa Snoop Around From a Safe Distance (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit)
Task: Make Milhouse Show-Off (4h, Radioactive Ooze Pit)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x150]
Rod Being God is great!
Todd Don't say that... I'M God!
Milhouse We're all gods, and we can do whatever we want!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Price of Power Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 2:
Lisa They think they're getting powers from nuclear waste. They must be stopped before someone gets hurt!
Lisa This sounds like a job for... Clobber Girl!
Bart Too bad there's no superhero update.
Lisa Oh, right.
Lisa Then this sounds like a job for...
Lisa ...regular Lisa.
Task: Make Lisa Hide Ooze in Women's Room (4h, Android's Dungeon)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x200]
Lisa I've hid the ooze in the least-visited place in Springfield: the ladies' room of the Android's Dungeon.
Lisa A woman hasn't been in there in... well, ever.
Lisa We'll see how powerful Milhouse and his goons are without their precious ooze. *cackles*
Lisa Oh man, I should've peed before I placed a barrel of toxic waste on top of the toilet...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Price of Power Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 3:
Lisa Why's the Drive-In packed? No one's been here since they ran Memento backwards and it played in chronological order and people realized it stinks.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Maybe it's because of our new jingle:
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png *sings* Let's all go to the lobby and trust this maniac!
Lisa Milhouse is putting the last of his ooze on the popcorn!
Task: Make Lisa Break the Projector at the Stardust Drive-In (4h, Stardust Drive-In)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x150]
Milhouse Hey, who turned off "Spider-Man 4: The Teen With Relatable Problems"?
Lisa I did! You can't give people toxic waste! It's going to make you sick.
Milhouse The only "sick" thing is my new badass bald head and green skin.
Lisa Your hair's falling out in clumps! Where'd you get more ooze? I hid it.
Comic Book Guy I'll field that. My closed-circuit cameras picked up your secret -- and illegal -- hiding place.
Lisa Speaking of illegal, why do you have cameras in the bathroom?
Comic Book Guy It's for security purposes!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Price of Power Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 4:
Lisa Bart, I don't know what to do -- Milhouse is mad with power and he won't listen to reason.
Bart You mean you're jealous he's not hanging on your every word.
Lisa No... I... okay, fine, maybe it is a little insulting that he's moved on from me, even if it is for superpowers.
Bart Never thought I'd have to help you win back Milhouse's affections...
Bart What you need to do is fight superpower with superpower.
Lisa I'm not putting that ooze on myself! I have sensitive skin!
Bart Not YOU -- have Frink bring Everyman to life.
Task: Make Lisa Bring Everyman to Life (8h, Odin's of Shelbyville)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x500]
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Yes! I've been brought to life! I've been waiting for the Superhero Update!
Lisa Uh, there actually isn't one this year. People are sorta burned out on superheroes...
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Even me? But I was in an episode Seth Rogen & Evan Goldberg wrote. Don't they still have cachet?
Bart I thought your power was absorbing other people's powers, not being super meta.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Fine, I'll help, but only to get my name out there again.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Price of Power Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Price of Power Pt. 5:
Milhouse Wow, Lisa must be desperate if she turned to you for help.
Milhouse You don't even have powers of your own, Everyman.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Maybe not, but you do know who I am, right?
Milhouse Yes... is this some sort of superhero mind trick?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Uh, yeah, it's definitely a superhero thing, and not massive insecurity...
Task: Make Everyman Use Power-Absorption Power (4h)
Task: Search for Radioactive Ooze [x450]
Milhouse No! You took my powers away, I'm just a helpless nerd again! How could you?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Get a clue, kid! You never had any powers, none of you did.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png You all just believed that you had powers. How could you get anything good from collecting radioactive ooze?
Milhouse So...the power was in us all along?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png No, this isn't a comic book, you're just delirious from radiation poisoning.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Mild-mannered[edit]

Mild-mannered Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Now that things are back to normal, I want to hang up my cape and live a regular life.
Comic Book Guy You could stay with me! You could work in the store, and maybe if you wanted, we could do some superhero roleplaying?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Let's not make this weird, all right? We're just two adult men whose lives revolve around superheroes.
Comic Book Guy Sure, I won't make things weird. If you'll excuse me, I need to take down the many, many posters of you in my bedroom.
Task: Reach Level 13 and Place Android's Dungeon
Task: Make Everyman Pack Up His Belongings Almost Immediately (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Comic Book Guy Why are your things packed up? Is it because there's termites, and these boxes labeled "Moving" and "Never Coming Back" were the only boxes you could find??
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Oh, you're here. I was trying to avoid this. Look, you're clearly using me for my fame, so it's time for me to move on.
Comic Book Guy But what about all the memories!? The fun, the joy, the headshots I made you sign by putting a pen in your hand while you were sleeping?!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png This is exactly what I mean! You're making me sign an autograph right now! Goodbye!
Comic Book Guy Worst. Breakup. Ever.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mild-mannered Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark:
Apu Welcome sir, what can I do for you?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I'm trying to start my life over and I wanted to apply for a job.
Apu Your resume is pretty thin -- I'm not sure what "Superhero" has to do with this job.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Well, I used to spend my days dodging bullets and dealing with crooks...
Apu That is 75% of the job! Turn that cape around to become an apron -- you're hired!
Task: Make Everyman Work at Kwik-E-Mart (8h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mild-mannered Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Everyman's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png The Kwik-E-Mart's great, but how am I ever going to save up for the American Dream -- a studio apartment and a bus pass?
Squeaky Voiced Teen You think you can get by on just one job?! I have at least twenty.
Wise Guy Only twenty?! I've worked every job from postman to delivery guy, taxi driver to chauffeur!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I don't think I'm qualified for any other jobs.
Squeaky Voiced Teen I'll put in a squeaky word for you at the Krusty Burger!
Task: Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger
Task: Make Everyman Work at Krusty Burger (8h, Krusty Burger)
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I finished cleaning the fryer, restocking everything...
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png ...cleaning the bathroom, and cooking all of next week's burgers.
Krusty That explains the complaints I got from your coworkers.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png I didn't do it right?
Krusty No, you did it too well -- you made 'em look bad! I'm docking your pay!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Mild-mannered Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer Hey Everyman, why the long, extremely handsome face?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png The harder I work, the further I fall behind. I'm so ashamed.
Homer Oh, that. I just drink at Moe's every night to avoid feelings like those...
Homer ..and to enhance my feelings of knowing which plays football coaches should've called after the fact.
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Would drinking at Moe's help me forget my troubles?
Homer Of course! And to prove it, I'll let you buy the first round!
Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Everyman Drink at Moe's (12h, Moe's Tavern)
TBT

Mild-mannered Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Bart Everyman!? Why are you sleeping in an alleyway?
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Huh? I must have drunk too much at Moe's last night. It doesn't matter, I belong out here in the gutter. I'm a failure.
Bart A failure? Your drunken, passed-out body just tripped Jailbird after he swiped a purse. You're a hero!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Wow, I guess I am! I fulfilled the American Dream -- getting famous for doing nothing!
Tapped Out Everyman Icon.png Now if you'll excuse me, I need to fly to every bar in Springfield!
Brockman It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a drunk guy who won't stop telling you the same story over and over. It's EVERYMAN!
Task: Make Everyman Practice Superhero Landing (1h)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20