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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Red Alert content update/Gameplay

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Duck and Wonder[edit]

After the user logs in on January 19th:
Tapped Out Raid Siren Icon.png AROOGA! AROOGA!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png What's that alarm that's going off?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think it means the next Squid Game is about to start! Sorry Marge, but I'm only teaming up with men.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Actually I just got a text alert from Springfield. It says there's an incoming nuclear missile!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's kinda weird they added the googly eyes emoji.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png How long do we have?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png The alert says thirty minutes.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Isn't that a long time for a missile to hit?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Things tend to take a long time in games with premium currency...
Task: Make Lisa Count to Three (6s, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Task: Make Homer Find Men to Join His Squid Game Team (6s, Homes, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Just twenty-eight minutes until the missile hits!
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Oh no! Has anyone else checked their phone? This is horrible!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png We already heard about the nuclear missile.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png What nuclear missile? I'm talking about the voicemail I got that my car warranty is expiring!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Panic at the Silo Pt. 1[edit]

After completing Duck and Wonder:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So are we supposed to evacuate?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png No, please shelter in place! We need to keep the roads clear so I can deploy my mobile command center and monitor the explosion from as far away as possible.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png So there's no one here who will actually help us?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Have no fear, the military is always here! As long as those sweet appropriations bills keep rolling in.
Task: Collect Air Raid Siren [x155]
Task: Make Springfielders Be Impressed by The General [x5] (1h, Town Hall or Simpson House)
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Bugle Reveille to Welcome The General (3h, Town Hall or Simpson House)
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Break Speeding Laws Driving Out of Town (4h, Town Hall or Simpson House)
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Hello Springfielders! I am The General, and I've been sent to oversee the military response to the missile.
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png Oh cool! You're gonna shoot down the missile with that trillion-dollar anti-missile system I always read about in the papers, but we never actually see!
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Sorry, not going to see it this time either.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Because the missile was fired from a location the anti-missile system doesn't cover?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png More like because we never built any anti-missile system.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png What?!
Tapped Out Carl Icon.png So where'd the money go?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Can I interest any of you in a free commemorative 24 karat gold Leon Panetta bobblehead?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Panic at the Silo Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Panic at the Silo Pt. 1:
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Like I've been telling you for years: the government's not gonna protect you, you gotta protect yourself!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png We're safe. Mother made me line our basement with tin foil.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png I'm talking about the incoming missile! Do you want to survive to live out your days in a post-apocalyptic wasteland? Then you need...the Withstandinator.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Wow, that's a pretty sweet bomb shelter! How much?
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Priced to sell — only slightly more than a Richard Mille watch.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I think we're gonna have to look for an alternative means of survival.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Lord help me. I'm logging onto the InfoWars store.
Task: Collect Air Raid Siren [x155]
Task: Make Lisa Block Pop-up Ads for Male Supplements (2h, Simpson House)
If the user has Herman: Task: Make Herman Pitch the Withstandinator to Springfielders (4h, Herman's Military Antiques, Town Hall or Shops)
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png As much as I hated to, I just sold my Richard Mille watch. So I'll take the Withstandinator, please.
Tapped Out Herman Icon.png Sorry, just sold it.
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png To whom?
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I forgot to ask when purchasing, but do you have a rewards card?
Tapped Out Smithers Icon.png Mr. Burns? I would've thought you already had a bomb shelter!
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png I do. But I'd rather not trust my life to a product sold by the InfoWars store.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Panic at the Silo Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Panic at the Silo Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon.png Joe! What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Joe Icon.png I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png Why are we stopping if snacks aren't involved?
Tapped Out Joe Icon.png Come with us, baby! I've got the honeymoon suite reserved at the Mountaintop Command Post. It'll be fun...
Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon.png Get in line. You're the third of my five ex-husbands to contact me about "spending our final moments doing something fun" in the last ten minutes.
Dr. Colossus Icon.png Hey Stacy! I know we haven't spoken since the divorce, but with the nuclear missile approaching, I was thinking maybe we could spend our final moments doing something fun!
Dr. Colossus Icon.png You know, like test-firing the "Colossal Ray Gun"?
Tapped Out Stacy Lovell Icon.png I need to be more selective about who I marry.
Task: Collect Air Raid Siren [x115]
Task: Make Springfielders Become Too Exhausted to Follow Joe [x5] (1h, Homerlayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance, Springfield Heights Tunnel or Homes)
If the user has Stacy Lowell: Task: Make Stacy Lovell Update Her Match.com Profile (6h, Malibu Stacy Headquarters, Homelayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance or Springfield Heights Tunnel)
If the user has Joe: Task: Make Joe Cancel The Honeymoon Suite (6h, Sergeant Thug's Mountaintop Command Post, Malibu Stacy Headquarters, Homelayas, Springfield Sign, Springfield Heights Entrance or Springfield Heights Tunnel)
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png *gasp* Too...much...walk!
Tapped Out Barney Icon.png *wheeze* Can't...make it. Mountain...too tall.
Tapped Out Joe Icon.png But we're not even to the mountain yet!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Panic at the Silo Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Panic at the Silo Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png The missile's getting closer!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are we gonna do?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Don't worry, I've built us a missile shelter! Who says the patriarchy is dead?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, Dad, that shelter is a cardboard refrigerator box.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Apparently SOMEONE is unfamiliar with the property tax ordinance that any backyard structure made of concrete counts as a "livable space" and adds to your taxable square footage.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This shelter doesn't even have a toilet.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Livable space".
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Or an air supply.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Livable space".
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Or an entrance.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png D'oh!
Task: Collect Air Raid Siren [x115]
Task: Make Homer Cut Out an Entrance for the Shelter (2h, Simpson House)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So you're saying a man stole your new refrigerator?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png No, he stole the BOX!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So you have your new refrigerator?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Not so "new" without the box!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Look, there's a nuclear missile coming, I really don't have time for this.
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Easy for you to say. YOU don't have to shoot this week's video for "Ned's Appliance Unboxings" channel with a boxless refrigerator!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Panic at the Silo Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Panic at the Silo Pt. 4:
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Springfield residents, form a single file line and follow me!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Finally, someone's going to save us!
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Not save you, but the next best thing: let you watch your enemies get annihilated after they've annihilated you! I present to you the previously classified Springfield missile silo.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Why's it empty?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png What the—?!? Lemme check the missile logs...well, this is embarrassing. Apparently we rented out the missile to Richard Branson this morning so he could fly higher than Jeff Bezos.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png So we're not in danger after all? The missile headed for Springfield is just Richard Branson returning it?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png No, Richard Branson appears to have changed the course of the missile to splash down in the Thames.
Task: Collect Air Raid Siren [x200]
Task: Make The General Cuss Up a Storm (2h, Town Hall, Rigel 7 Military Base or Simpson House)
Task: Make Springfielders Celebrate Being Alive [x5] (4h, Town Hall, Rigel 7 Military Base or Simpson House)
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Good news, everyone! We were able to remotely deactivate the missile via the Find My Missile app. The threat is now over.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Phew! For a moment there I was really worried Springfield would be wiped out again!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Would've been great.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Great? Why?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png So we could film a new opening cut scene that doesn't make me look like a moron!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Don't worry about the opening cut scene," they said. "The game won't last longer than a few months," they said.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png "Barely anyone will even see the scene," they said. That was 2012. 2012!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Day After...Nothing Happened[edit]

After completing Panic at the Silo Pt. 5:
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png General, as a token of our gratitude for your service to Springfield, I hereby present you with a key fob to the city.
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Um, thanks. It's so...small.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Could you hold it up? None of us in the crowd can see it.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png What happened to the keys to the city we used to give out?
Tapped Out Quimby Icon.png That's ancient technology! This will be much easier for him to use.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You do realize that keys to the city are ceremonial, right?
Tapped Out Ned Icon.png Hey! The lights in my house just flashed twice and now I'm locked out!
Task: Make The General Accidentally Set Off Ned's Home Alarm (1h, Town Hall, Missile Bunker or Simpson House)
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Cancel Order for More Honorary Key Fobs (1h, Town Hall, Missile Bunker or Simpson House)
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Thanks for your help, General! Come back and visit us in Springfield soon!
Tapped Out The General Icon.png Oh, I'm not leaving yet. I'm sticking around to do some recruitment.
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Nice. Where are you staying?
Tapped Out The General Icon.png I'll probably just let myself in and stay on your couch. Could you leave me some towels?
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20