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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games content update/Prizes Gameplay
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What Makes the Gamer Pt. 1[edit]
What Makes the Gamer Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on The Detonator's exclamation mark:
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Welcome to American Tile. How can I help you?
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I'm looking to redecorate my restaurant. What's the cheapest tile that you have?
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We have many poor-quality options. How cheap are we talking?
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Do you have any made out of dirt? Like really low-end dirt.
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Task: Make The Detonator Find Dirt Tiles (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Buy Cheap Tile (4h, Kwik-E-Mart) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What Makes the Gamer Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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This is just pathetic. You used to be cool, now you're pushing linoleum.
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Being cool is not a career, man. Unless you're Anderson Cooper.
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You gotta get back in the video game game.
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Play in the small tournament at Android's Dungeon to get your edge back.
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I guess anything is better than selling Krusty tiles made out of dust bunnies.
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Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon Task: Make The Detonator Compete in Gaming Tournament (8h, Android's Dungeon) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What Makes the Gamer Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on The Detonator's exclamation mark:
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Gamer power is flowing through my veins. I am unstoppable.
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And the winner by utter annihilation of everyone, The Detonator. Time for a fudgesicle.
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Oh, this feels good. I can't stop at one game.
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Thanks, Bart. You've given me back something precious.
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My terrible addiction to gaming.
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Task: Make The Detonator Get His Gaming Edge (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Return to Krustcraft[edit]
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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We added an all-new virtual reality mode to my video game "World of Krustcraft"!
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When your avatar gets killed in the game, you'll feel like you're actually dying.
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Cool!
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Stop playing violent video games. It's bad for your brain!
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You should be outside in the fresh air playing football.
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Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Convince People to Play His Game (8h, E4 Convention Center or Springfield Convention Center or Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Return to Krustcraft Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Why is no one is playing my Krustcraft games?
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I loaded it with worthless gimmicks like free downloadable content codes.
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Gamers want compelling stories and three-dimensional characters.
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No! Anything but that!
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Don't worry, kid. Krustcraft is my biggest franchise, and I'm going to revitalize it with bold new ideas.
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Meanwhile, hand out free DLC codes like crazy. I have unrealistic revenue goals this game needs to hit.
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Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Hand Out Downloadable Content (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Return to Krustcraft Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
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Listen up, Kidkill. I'm done putting my name on your boring, derivative garbage.
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My fans want something new and inspiring in my game.
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'Cause they know they're sure as hell not gonna get that in my TV show.
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So the hell with your giant marketing department and corporate support.
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My game is going indie!
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Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Regret Going Indie (12h) If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Pan Krusty's New Indie Game (4h, Krusty Burger) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Eye of the Storm[edit]
Eye of the Storm Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
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Look out everyone, the rad road dog himself has entered the battle.
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Dog in the arena gonna take you to the cleaner 'cause you fight just like a weiner...
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Oh, hey Itchy. You want to jump in on the second verse of this dank rap?
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No, I like your flow... of blood!
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Stop stabbing me, bro!
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Nothin' more fun than watching toon-on-toon violence.
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Task: Make Willie Watch the Carnage (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) If the user has Poochie: Task: Make Poochie Run for His Life (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) If the user has Itchy: Task: Make Itchy Attack Poochie (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Eye of the Storm Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe we made it to the semifinals.
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By "we" you mean I. All you've done is run and hide.
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It got me through gym class, it'll get me through this.
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Task: Make Milhouse Run and Hide (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) Task: Make Bart Regret Playing with Milhouse (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Dingo Out of Water[edit]
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Dash Dingo's exclamation mark:
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What a lovely town! I'm sure that anyone who lives here must be very friendly.
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Out of the road, ya dog-faced freak! I'm driving here.
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Of course, there's always a town grump.
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Smithers, shoot that coyote. His head will look excellent on my trophy wall.
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I'm not an animal! I'm Dash Dingo, the Friendly Funster from Down Under.
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Now I really want his head on my wall.
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Task: Make Dash Dingo Try to Retain His Positive Demeanor (4h, Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dingo Out of Water Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Dash Dingo's exclamation mark:
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That Mr. Burns is a bit of prickly platypus, isn't he?
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He's been in a bad mood since the Hoover administration.
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By which I mean, the time his schoolmates vacuumed his face.
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I bet I can cheer him up. No one can resist my outback antics.
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I'll start my project the traditional Australian way.
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Task: Make Dash Dingo Get Super Drunk (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Loathe Dash Dingo (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Dingo Out of Water Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
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What a delightful fellow that Dash Dingo is!
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You like him?
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When I face an obstacle, I either crush it or sneak around its back.
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And that's exactly how I treat the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
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Task: Make Dash Dingo Become Best Friends With Mr. Burns (4h, Control Building or Brown House) If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Admire Dash Dingo's Style (4h, Control Building) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Coolest Loser[edit]
The Coolest Loser Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark:
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Hey Database, want to see something cool?
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Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
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No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
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Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
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It was Principal Skinner's and his mother made him sell it.
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If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Admire the Comic (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Task: Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Coolest Loser Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark:
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You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
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Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
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Are you guys playing pirates?
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Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
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No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
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No way. I'm the leader, I get to do the accounting.
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Task: Make Report Card Play Make Believe (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The Coolest Loser Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
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Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
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Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
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What am I doing in school then?!
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From now on my name is "Tore Up His Report Card".
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Task: Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer (12h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Pain Killer[edit]
Pain Killer Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Grief Counselor's exclamation mark:
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You seem sad, Milhouse. And I'm not just saying that because if no one's sad, I don't get paid.
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I don't know how to get Lisa to notice me.
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That won't be an easy problem to solve.
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And I'm not just saying that because after it's solved, I don't get paid.
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Although I don't. So let's take our time getting better.
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Task: Make Grief Counselor Make Money off Sadness (4h, Springfield Elementary, Van Houten House or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pain Killer Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Grief Counselor's exclamation mark:
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I've never seen a group of people look so miserable and depressed.
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Hey, that's the best thing anyone's ever said about this joint. You should write me a Yelp review.
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I'll do better. I'll help your customers achieve emotional health.
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Are you nuts? That's gonna ruin their drinking.
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Tell you what, I'll pay you double if you make 'em twice as depressed.
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Task: Make Grief Counselor Spread Despair (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Strong Arm Salute[edit]
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 1[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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Milhouse, why aren't you answering my in-game chats?
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Sorry, Bart. I've been doing my homework.
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There is no Bart. Only General Splattin'.
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Just like there is no Milhouse. Only Commander Allergy.
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Just bring your laptop so we can play Conflict of Enemies.
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Task: Make General Splattin' Wreck Noobs (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Strong Arm Salute Pt. 2[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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This is great! What did people do before video games?
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Read books, play music, play cards.
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Poor saps.
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Don't you believe in human interaction?
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No, I believe in human innard splattin'.
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Task: Make General Splattin' Throw Shade (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Strong Arm Salute Pt. 3[edit]
After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
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I just unlocked my third tier ultimate!
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Third tier! I'm still on tier one!
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Big surprise, yo loser. No offense.
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Major offense.
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Task: Make General Splattin' Commit Microaggressions Toward Teammates (4h, Simpson House) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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A Man, a Mess, and a Mop[edit]
After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
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Look at this esports arena! It's messier than an Englishman's Brexit!
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Sorry! We got carried away watching the match and threw everything everywhere.
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Don't apologize. This is how I make money: cleaning up after over-excited dweebs!
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Task: Reach Level 10 and Place Willie's Shack Task: Make Willie Clean the Arena (4h, CoE Championship Arena) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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