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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Game of Games content update/Prizes Gameplay

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What Makes the Gamer Pt. 1[edit]

What Makes the Gamer Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on The Detonator's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png Welcome to American Tile. How can I help you?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png I'm looking to redecorate my restaurant. What's the cheapest tile that you have?
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png We have many poor-quality options. How cheap are we talking?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Do you have any made out of dirt? Like really low-end dirt.
Task: Make The Detonator Find Dirt Tiles (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Buy Cheap Tile (4h, Kwik-E-Mart)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What Makes the Gamer Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png This is just pathetic. You used to be cool, now you're pushing linoleum.
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png Being cool is not a career, man. Unless you're Anderson Cooper.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You gotta get back in the video game game.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Play in the small tournament at Android's Dungeon to get your edge back.
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png I guess anything is better than selling Krusty tiles made out of dust bunnies.
Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Make The Detonator Compete in Gaming Tournament (8h, Android's Dungeon)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

What Makes the Gamer Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on The Detonator's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png Gamer power is flowing through my veins. I am unstoppable.
Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon.png And the winner by utter annihilation of everyone, The Detonator. Time for a fudgesicle.
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png Oh, this feels good. I can't stop at one game.
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png Thanks, Bart. You've given me back something precious.
Tapped Out The Detonator Icon.png My terrible addiction to gaming.
Task: Make The Detonator Get His Gaming Edge (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Return to Krustcraft[edit]

Return to Krustcraft Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png We added an all-new virtual reality mode to my video game "World of Krustcraft"!
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png When your avatar gets killed in the game, you'll feel like you're actually dying.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Cool!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Stop playing violent video games. It's bad for your brain!
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png You should be outside in the fresh air playing football.
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Convince People to Play His Game (8h, E4 Convention Center or Springfield Convention Center or Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Return to Krustcraft Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png Why is no one is playing my Krustcraft games?
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png I loaded it with worthless gimmicks like free downloadable content codes.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Gamers want compelling stories and three-dimensional characters.
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png No! Anything but that!
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Don't worry, kid. Krustcraft is my biggest franchise, and I'm going to revitalize it with bold new ideas.
Tapped Out Larry Kidkill Icon.png Meanwhile, hand out free DLC codes like crazy. I have unrealistic revenue goals this game needs to hit.
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Hand Out Downloadable Content (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Return to Krustcraft Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png Listen up, Kidkill. I'm done putting my name on your boring, derivative garbage.
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png My fans want something new and inspiring in my game.
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png 'Cause they know they're sure as hell not gonna get that in my TV show.
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png So the hell with your giant marketing department and corporate support.
Tapped Out Krustcraft Krusty Icon.png My game is going indie!
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Regret Going Indie (12h)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Pan Krusty's New Indie Game (4h, Krusty Burger)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Eye of the Storm[edit]

Eye of the Storm Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Poochie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Look out everyone, the rad road dog himself has entered the battle.
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Dog in the arena gonna take you to the cleaner 'cause you fight just like a weiner...
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Oh, hey Itchy. You want to jump in on the second verse of this dank rap?
Tapped Out Itchy Icon.png No, I like your flow... of blood!
Tapped Out Poochie Icon.png Stop stabbing me, bro!
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Nothin' more fun than watching toon-on-toon violence.
Task: Make Willie Watch the Carnage (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
If the user has Poochie: Task: Make Poochie Run for His Life (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
If the user has Itchy: Task: Make Itchy Attack Poochie (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Eye of the Storm Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can't believe we made it to the semifinals.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png By "we" you mean I. All you've done is run and hide.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It got me through gym class, it'll get me through this.
Task: Make Milhouse Run and Hide (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Task: Make Bart Regret Playing with Milhouse (4h, Squidport Entrance or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Dingo Out of Water[edit]

Dingo Out of Water Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Dash Dingo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png What a lovely town! I'm sure that anyone who lives here must be very friendly.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Out of the road, ya dog-faced freak! I'm driving here.
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png Of course, there's always a town grump.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Smithers, shoot that coyote. His head will look excellent on my trophy wall.
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png I'm not an animal! I'm Dash Dingo, the Friendly Funster from Down Under.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png Now I really want his head on my wall.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Try to Retain His Positive Demeanor (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dingo Out of Water Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Dash Dingo's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png That Mr. Burns is a bit of prickly platypus, isn't he?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He's been in a bad mood since the Hoover administration.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png By which I mean, the time his schoolmates vacuumed his face.
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png I bet I can cheer him up. No one can resist my outback antics.
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png I'll start my project the traditional Australian way.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Get Super Drunk (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Loathe Dash Dingo (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Dingo Out of Water Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png What a delightful fellow that Dash Dingo is!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You like him?
Tapped Out Dash Dingo Icon.png When I face an obstacle, I either crush it or sneak around its back.
Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon.png And that's exactly how I treat the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Become Best Friends With Mr. Burns (4h, Control Building or Brown House)
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Admire Dash Dingo's Style (4h, Control Building)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

The Coolest Loser[edit]

The Coolest Loser Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png Hey Database, want to see something cool?
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png It was Principal Skinner's and his mother made him sell it.
If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Admire the Comic (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Task: Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic (4h, Springfield Elementary or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Coolest Loser Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Report Card's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
Tapped Out Database Icon.png Are you guys playing pirates?
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
Tapped Out Database Icon.png No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png No way. I'm the leader, I get to do the accounting.
Task: Make Report Card Play Make Believe (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

The Coolest Loser Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png What am I doing in school then?!
Tapped Out Report Card Icon.png From now on my name is "Tore Up His Report Card".
Task: Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer (12h)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Pain Killer[edit]

Pain Killer Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Grief Counselor's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grief Counselor Icon.png You seem sad, Milhouse. And I'm not just saying that because if no one's sad, I don't get paid.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I don't know how to get Lisa to notice me.
Tapped Out Grief Counselor Icon.png That won't be an easy problem to solve.
Tapped Out Grief Counselor Icon.png And I'm not just saying that because after it's solved, I don't get paid.
Tapped Out Grief Counselor Icon.png Although I don't. So let's take our time getting better.
Task: Make Grief Counselor Make Money off Sadness (4h, Springfield Elementary, Van Houten House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pain Killer Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Grief Counselor's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Grief Counselor Icon.png I've never seen a group of people look so miserable and depressed.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, that's the best thing anyone's ever said about this joint. You should write me a Yelp review.
Tapped Out Grief Counselor Icon.png I'll do better. I'll help your customers achieve emotional health.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Are you nuts? That's gonna ruin their drinking.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Tell you what, I'll pay you double if you make 'em twice as depressed.
Task: Make Grief Counselor Spread Despair (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Strong Arm Salute[edit]

Strong Arm Salute Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png Milhouse, why aren't you answering my in-game chats?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Sorry, Bart. I've been doing my homework.
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png There is no Bart. Only General Splattin'.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Just like there is no Milhouse. Only Commander Allergy.
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png Just bring your laptop so we can play Conflict of Enemies.
Task: Make General Splattin' Wreck Noobs (4h)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Strong Arm Salute Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png This is great! What did people do before video games?
Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon.png Read books, play music, play cards.
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png Poor saps.
Tapped Out Sophie Krustofsky Icon.png Don't you believe in human interaction?
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png No, I believe in human innard splattin'.
Task: Make General Splattin' Throw Shade (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Strong Arm Salute Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png I just unlocked my third tier ultimate!
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png Third tier! I'm still on tier one!
Tapped Out General Splattin' Icon.png Big surprise, yo loser. No offense.
Tapped Out SmellYaL8r Icon.png Major offense.
Task: Make General Splattin' Commit Microaggressions Toward Teammates (4h, Simpson House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

A Man, a Mess, and a Mop[edit]

After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Look at this esports arena! It's messier than an Englishman's Brexit!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Sorry! We got carried away watching the match and threw everything everywhere.
Tapped Out Willie Icon.png Don't apologize. This is how I make money: cleaning up after over-excited dweebs!
Task: Reach Level 10 and Place Willie's Shack
Task: Make Willie Clean the Arena (4h, CoE Championship Arena)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10