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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Blargsgiving content update/Prize and Premium Gameplay

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Prize gameplay[edit]

Slime and Punishment[edit]

Slime and Punishment Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Look! The Jelly Monster is back! Stop it before it destroys the town!
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Jelly monster no want to destroy the town...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You can talk? Like Cookie Monster?
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Of course me can talk. But...nobody ever try to talk to Jelly Monster. *sniffles* Nobody...like...Jelly Monster.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Sorry man, but you WERE destroying the town earlier.
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me only destroy town a teensy bit. Can me at least tell you why?
Task: Make Jelly Monster Explain (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Listen to the Jelly Monster (4h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png So, you thought that destroying buildings to collect metal and build a giant can would make people... want to eat you?
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png You Earthlings all seem prefer cranberry jelly out of cans.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png We are a strange and wondrous people.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not so fast, Jelly Monster. You're under arrest for the destruction of private property! And public property!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Is there a third kind of property? Probably that, too!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Chief Wiggum, you can't arrest him. This was all just a big misunderstanding.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Save it for the judge. Right now, this jelly is heading straight to the can!
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me can? Yay!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No, not YOUR can. THE can. You know, the... Ah, never mind, you'll see when we get there and hit you with the de-lousing powder.
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Chief Wiggum Take Jelly Monster to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)
Task: Make Jelly Monster Go to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Hey, stay inside the cage. Stop leaking out between the bars there, will ya?
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me feel as though cage not designed for jelly-sapiens such as myself.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yeah you got a point there. Hey, Lou? Where do we keep the cages for jelly?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Uh, don't think we got one of those, boss. Maybe the Jelly Monster could just serve his time through community service instead.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Ah, yeah. So like maybe coaching an inner-city at-risk youth sports team or something?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png Or possibly something with fewer bone-filled children? Just sayin'.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png So the court decided your community service should be helping out on my beloved children's show?
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png That what this form says.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Then let's get you suited up. God knows we've had more disgusting sideshow hosts.
Task: Make Jelly Monster Become Sideshow Jelly Monster (8h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Sideshow Jelly Monster, the camera loves you! And so do these stupid kids. I haven't had ratings this good in years!
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me...never felt love before. *sniffles*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Tonight, on Eye On Springfield. The Krusty The Clown Show's latest gelatinous sideshow host is a smash hit, and the staff all enjoy free cranberry lunches.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png In a probably unrelated story, a record number of children who attended a live taping of the show have disappeared.
Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon.png Police are hoping to launch a full investigation as soon as I stop talking.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Whoa. Missing kids? You know anything about that, Sideshow Jelly Monster?
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me would never harm an innocent child. That why after every show, me hug each and every one of them.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Freeze, Sideshow Jelly! We're here to search for those missing kids from the news report.
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me have nothing to hide. Just let me finish digesting this pelvis...
Task: Make Jelly Monster Be Searched by the Police (4h, Krustylu Studios, Krusty's Mansion, Krusty Burger or Brown House)
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Well well, what have we here? *pulls out children's bones from Jelly Monster's body*
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me have no idea how those got there! They must be from when me was destroying town earlier!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png That's what they all say. You're headed straight back to jail... I mean, community service. Wait, you're already DOING community service? Uh, what's the protocol here?
Tapped Out Eddie Icon.png Uh, Chief? They're getting away.
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Krusty, you helping me escape? Oh, you are true friend!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Don't flatter yourself, Jello Pop. You're my biggest cash cow and I gotta get you outta here! Quick, you drive, I'll shoot!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png *sirens blaring* Look! We're only two miles from the state line. We're gonna make it!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Pull the car over! Every cop in Springfield is behind you, all three of us, and you're headed straight for Springfield Gorge.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png He's right. It's hopeless...let's just turn ourselves in. Maybe they'll go easy and give us community service.
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png Me already on community service! *floors gas pedal*
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png What are you doing?!
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png You never see that movie where Earth ladies drive off cliff at end?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png *buckles up* Okay, but I get to be Thelma!
Task: Make Jelly Monster Drive Off Springfield Gorge (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House)
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Cover His Eyes (8h, Springfield Gorge, Mount Carlmore, Mount Fuji or Brown House)
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png *waking up* What the? Why aren't we dead? I thought we were toast for sure.
Tapped Out Jelly Monster Icon.png It appear that my squishy cranberries padded our fall.
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png So cranberries taste great AND save you from deadly falls? If they handled my tax audit they'd be the perfect fruit! C'mon, let's boost another ride and head for Mexico!
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not so fast! You're under arrest for... Hey Lou, what's the code for absorbing children?
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Slime and Punishment Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Jelly Monster's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blue-Haired Lawyer Icon.png Your honor, where is it written that a sideshow host cannot absorb the bones of children into their body?
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Chief Wiggum, what do you have to say to that?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png *whispers* Lou, what was that code again?
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png How many times do I gotta tell you, there is none!
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Chief Wiggum Look up Crime Codes (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House)
Task: Make Jelly Monster Sweat Cranberry Juice (8h, Court House, International Court of Justice, Town Hall or Brown House)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png No code? Jeez... Um, your honor? Technically speaking, there is no crime for absorbing the bones of children into one's body.
Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon.png Very well. Case dismissed! *bangs gavel*
Tapped Out Lou Icon.png I better be getting overtime for this.
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Not even a little, Lou.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Premium gameplay[edit]

Blargity Blarg Blarg[edit]

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, what's the Blarg Alien saying? All I hear is "blarg".
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png He told me before that his ability to mind-meld came from a futuristic machine on his ship. I guess since the ship is out of gas he can't use it anymore.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I know! We'll build a translator. Then we'll know what he's trying to tell us!
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg!
Task: Make Blarg Alien Be Happy (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Call Professor Frink (1h, Simpson House or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Professor Frink, we need your help building a translator so we can understand what this alien is saying.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Egads, an alien you say? Good glayvin! Well, it's the burden of all highly intelligent creatures, such as myself, to be misunderstood by their lesser peers...such as yourself.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'm in Mensa, I'll have you know.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I rest my case. Now let's see what we're working with here. Go ahead and speak, Mr. Alien sir with the three legs and the GINORMOUS body-moyvin.
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg blarging blargity blarg. Blarg blarged, blarg. Blarg!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And could you say that last part again?
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Are you sure you know what you're doing? I think you're confusing him.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png We are merely performing the metaphorical dance that takes place when two beings of equal mental prowess begin to understand one another.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Then why is he actually dancing?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png *sighs* It seems there is no word for "metaphorical" in the Blargonian language, so I apparently just challenged him to a dance battle.
Task: Make Blarg Alien Breakdance (8h)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, no, he doesn't want you to actually dance.
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarging Blarg?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Thanks for your time, Professor Frink, but I think we'll look for someone else to help.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Can I at least show him "the worm" first? I assure you, it's rather eye-popping.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, Frink was a bust. Who else in this town has the smarts to help me figure this out...?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm, I could see if Chief Wiggum would let Sideshow Bob out of jail to help us. What he lacks in sanity he makes up for in evil genius-ness.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Though he would probably try to kill Bart if we let him out...
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're right, Blarg Alien. Bart's life IS worth the risk for such a worthy cause.
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg!
Task: Make Lisa Go to Jail (Just to Visit) (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)
Task: Make Blarg Alien Follow Lisa to Jail (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png So you need to talk to Sideshow Bob, do ya? What's in it for me?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What is it that you need?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Let's see... I'd ask for donuts, but I don't want to seem so cliché. Maybe a bandolier?
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Or what about one of those newfangled tasers that'll heat up your coffee if you aim it just right?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, I guess if it's just used on coffee then it's okay...
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Yep, nothin' but coffee. Coffee and peaceful protesters.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'll just pretend I didn't hear that last part.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Wiggum Icon.png Here ya go, Lisa. Sideshow Bob delivered fresh out of lockup. Ask your questions, then this homicidal wacko is heading straight back to minimum-security prison!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Sideshow Bob.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Lisa.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Look, I don't like you, and you don't like me, but I need your help. And in exchange, you get to spend the afternoon out of prison.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png This is a Blarg Alien, and we can't figure out what he's trying to tell us.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png So it's his fault I'm missing stroganoff day in the prison cafeteria?
Task: Make Blarg Alien Say "Blarg" (1h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Fascinating. An alien, right here in Springfield. Whatever could have possessed you to visit this rotting cesspool of a town?
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg blarging blarg, Blargity Blarg Blarg blarg. Blarg!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Blarg, blarg. Blarging blarg bla blarg blarg. Blarg, blarg blarged blarg.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wait, you speak Blargonian?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png *laughing* Silly, silly Lisa. Firstly, it's not "Blargonian". It's merely a Blarg-heavy dialect of Swahili.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png You see, the Blargs learned our speech by intercepting our TV broadcasts. The Swahili Channel, in particular, was the only broadcast strong enough to reach their home planet.
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png I learned all this from my prison pen pal. A delightfully desperate young Blargonian woman. You two would really hit it off.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Blargity Blarg Blarg Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Blarg Alien's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg, blarg!
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Blarg.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay, so what is it that the alien wants?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Since he's stuck here on Earth, he was hoping to watch some of our movies.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Movies?
Tapped Out Sideshow Bob Icon.png Indeed. Our friend here is specifically asking for directions to Blockbuster Video.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, he didn't quite travel far enough back in time for that.
Task: Make Blarg Alien Shake Fists in the Air (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary, Minimum Security Prison, Burns State Prison or Brown House)
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Don't be mad. You can still watch movies and TV shows, you just have to get them from somewhere that hasn't gone bankrupt. Yet.
Tapped Out Blarg Alien Icon.png Blarg?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Yeah. But honestly, movies have been going downhill lately...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I think you'll be much more impressed with the endless selection of quality programming on network TV. *winks at camera*
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Black Friday 2020[edit]

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 18th:
Task: Purchase 12 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 1:
Task: Purchase 60 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 2:
Task: Purchase 132 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 3:
Task: Purchase 300 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 4:
Task: Purchase 450 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 5:
Task: Purchase 600 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 6:
Task: Purchase 750 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Black Friday 2020 Pt. 8[edit]

After completing Black Friday 2020 Pt. 7:
Task: Purchase 900 Donuts
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Homerland[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's finally happening, Bart! I'm getting my own theme park! Dreams really do come true!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Theme park? This old pile of boards? It looks pretty crappy, Homer.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Pfft, what do you know? And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans for this place...
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ow! I just got a splinter on one of your stupid boards!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png It's all part of the magical experience of Homerland.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Also standing on that board counts as a ride and you never paid your admission. Pony up, boy.
Task: Make Homer Make More Splinters (1h, Homerland Admission or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Back of the Line[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Marge Icon.png Homer, I don't know if this is a good idea. Are you sure this theme park is safe?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Of course it is!
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Uh...Mr. Simpson? I fell off the trampoline and hurt my arm.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Is it broken?
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Uh...I don't think so.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You're fine. Turn's over. Back of the line.
Task: Make Homer Send Martin to the Back of the Line (1h, Trampoline World or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

That Counts as a Turn[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Dad, why did you turn our backyard into a giant mud pit?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png This "mud pit" is gonna make us all rich! It's part of my theme park, honey.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You think leaving the hose turned on overnight constitutes a theme park?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png *laughing* Of course not, silly. You need concessions too. I'm selling leftovers from dinner last night. Marge! We're almost out of taco casserole!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Hey nerd, catch this! *throws mud at Lisa*
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I'll be in my room.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Not before you pay your admission fee. Getting hit with mud counts as a turn.
Task: Make Homer Charge Lisa (1h, Muckville USA or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Sorny Not Sorny[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Dad, are we actually here to buy a new TV?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You better believe it. The Simpsons are due for an upgrade!
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png I smell a mark.
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png Welcome to The Boob Tubery. Where all your televisual dreams come true!
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png I'm not here for your phony baloney sales pitches, so I don't want to hear, "you seem like a smart guy", or anything like that. Okay?!
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png I wouldn't dream of wasting the time of an intelligent expert such as yourself. So let's get to it.
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png These are our Panaphonics and Magnetbox models. They are superior machines.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png You can't fool me with these knock-off brands.
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png Heh, ya got me. Okay then, allow me to introduce you to a real beaut...the Sorny.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Ooh! How much, how much?!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, Dad, I don't think...
Tapped Out Wise Guy Icon.png Too late. Your father's already given me his entire wallet. Here, I'll let you keep the pictures.
Task: Make Homer Buy a Sorny (1h, The Boob Tubery or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Leaving So Zune?[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Camcorders? Cameras? Phonographs? This is like a store from the future!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What are you talking about? All of this stuff is extremely outdated.
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Oh, yeah? If it's so dated, then why does it have a cutting-edge Zune music player?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Next week we're getting our latest shipment of Walkmans. Care to join our member's program and enjoy 5% off your next purchase?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Would I ever!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I can't watch this. Dad, I'll be in the car.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon.png Miss, would you care to browse our car phones and pagers before you go?
Task: Make Homer Buy a Zune (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House)
Task: Make Lisa Walk Past the Car Phones and Pagers (1h, Circuit Circus or Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Battle of the Bulges[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Okay, I'm about to go behind enemy lines. Did I bring everything?
Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Fish hooks? Check. Live bait? Check. Waterproof dynamite? Double-check. Well it looks like it's time to face General Sherman!
Task: Make Homer Battle General Sherman (4h, Catfish Lake)
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10