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Band In The U.S.A.[edit]

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 1[edit]

If the user has Janie: After tapping on Janie's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Janie: After unlocking Clarissa Wellington:
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Hey Lisa, Lewis and I are in a new band. Would you like to join?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Really? But aren't we frenemies?
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Eh, it depends on the episode. I guess the writers need us to pal it up for this one.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Okay! I'm in.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Hold on. You have to audition first.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Audition? But this is a kids band.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Not just any kid's.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Clarissa Wellington! You're a famous singer! You beat me on Krusty's "Li'l Starmaker" show and became a star.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png I remember winning. I remember becoming a star, but I don't remember you. Hm. I hope you play sax better than you leave impressions.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *annoyed growl*
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Alright, make with the toots, toots. Chop chop.
Task: Make Lisa Blow Clarissa Away Sax-Wise (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Not bad, Pineapple. You're in.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Pineapple?!
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png She gives everyone a nickname so she doesn't have to remember their actual names. I'm "Matchy Matchy" because my socks match my dress.
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png I'm "Wendell" because I was standing next to Wendell when she met me.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png And you're "Pineapple" cuz those jazz licks were sweet and tart.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, I guess that's not so...
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png And your dumb hairdo looks like a pineapple.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png *annoyed growl*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I don't want to play in a band with such a rude prima donna.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Suit yourself. Guess you don't like making money.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png You're playing paid gigs?
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Of course I am.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png C'mon Lisa. You know you need money for your college fund.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png It's true. It's slowly becoming Bart's Legal Defense Fund. I better think about this.
Task: Make Lisa Ponder, Consider, and Ruminate Over It (4h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Fine, I'll do it. So what are we doing? Playing birthday parties? Street fairs?
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png I'm going on a summer tour. Five hundred cities in ninety days.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Whaaaaaaaaaa???!!!!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Hey, that's my catchphrase! But you can borrow it if you let me in this story.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Lisa, can you tell your friend the Hunchback King to go away? We've got to rehearse!
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Wow. Nobody ever called me no king before. *wipes tear* Thank you.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Clarissa Wellington's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Alright. The first stop is going to be the Krusty the Clown Show.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png How exciting!
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png All of our tour bookings are based on how we do there. If it goes great, I'll be rich! As will you, to a much, much lesser extent.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png What if the show doesn't go great?
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png I will make it my personal mission in life to break my foot off in your tush. Sorry. My mom-ager says I'm not allowed to say ass.
Tapped Out Offscreen Mom Icon.png Clarissa!
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Sorry, mommy!
Task: Make Clarissa Wellington Put Two Thousand Dollars in the Swear Jar (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Well, Janey is great on piano, and Lewis is a maestro on bass.
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png Don't sell yourself short either. You are just as renowned for your talents as we are for ours.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png We'll do great. So when are we doing the Krusty show? In a month or two?
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png At five o'clock today. That's two hours from now, so let's start writing the original song we're gonna perform.
Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Whaaaaaaa???!!!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png We can't come up with an original song on the fly!
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png We need the rights to perform a song on TV, dummy. And it's too late to get them now!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Hmm. Not if the song is over a hundred years old. Then it's public domain!
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png I don't want to sing some dusty old song about frankfurter sandwiches. I want a song that means something.
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png What about "Lift Every Voice and Sing"?
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png The Black National Anthem?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course. Mr. Largo already taught it to us for the Black History Month Showcase. And it just turned a hundred years old!
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Hmm. That could work. Let's try it out. A-one, and a-two, and a-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve come-on-in-on-thirteen...
Task: Make Clarissa Wellington Jam Out to "Lift Every Voice and Sing" (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Wow! That was great. No wonder Beyoncé did it at Coachella. We're gonna blow the Krusty audience away!
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png There is no audience. They do it pre-taped now ever since Robby Fry the Animal Guy was mauled to death by that panther.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Oh, right. Poor Robby Fry. They never did find out where that panther came from.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Band In The U.S.A. Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Alright. Before you ask, no you can't use my private bathroom, the check is in the mail, and my producer will cue you in after my "Baby Garbage Man" sketch is done. Break a whatever.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Do we have to perform on this chalk outline of Robby Fry?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Of course you don't. Here's a mop. Knock yourself out.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Alright. Are you small time saps ready for the big time? You better be, or you'll be busking on the sidewalk for Canadian loonies.
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png You know, we don't like it when you talk to us that way.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png You... you don't?
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Of course not! It's rude.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png I'm... sorry. I thought part of being a star was acting like a total B all the time.
Tapped Out Bumblebee Man Icon.png Do not bring me into this. I treat my crew with mucho respeto.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png I am so sorry. If we kill this performance, I promise to spend the rest of the tour making it up to you all.
Task: Make Clarissa Wellington Kill This Performance (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Wow, Clarissa, you were amazing! I was moved to tears!
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Hey hey, kids! The phones are lighting up like crazy ! Everyone's calling in to say...
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png Uh huh...
Tapped Out Lewis Clark Icon.png Uh huh...
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png Uh huh...
Tapped Out Janey Icon.png Uh huh...
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png That they can't see a thing. The satellite feed must've cut out during my sketch. I'm so sorry that the American TV audience never got a chance to see me play a garbage man in a diaper.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png When can we come back to perform? Tomorrow? Next week?
Tapped Out Krusty Icon.png Try ten months from now. My forty week hiatus starts today. I'd love to have you back though. Assuming I don't die from all the things I plan to do during my time off.
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png *sigh* Well, I guess the tour's off. But I learned a valuable lesson along the way.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png To treat people the way they'd like to be treated?
Tapped Out Clarissa Wellington Icon.png No. To stop doing local TV. This type of thing would never happen on The View!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Starlight[edit]

Starlight Pt. 1[edit]

If the user has Lindsey Naegle: After tapping on Lindsey Naegle's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Lindsey Naegle: After unlocking Opal:
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png There's my favorite client! Opal, darling! Give me a hug, you magnificent daytime supernova! What brings you to the office?
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png I'm tired of doing my talk show. It's so boring! "Troubled Toddlers", "Cannibal Cooking Tips for the Apocalypse", "My husband's cheating on me with a serial killer". It's all so mundane! I want to take my talents to the silver screen!
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png As your agent, I totally support your creative ambitions.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png But as someone who makes her leech-like living off of you, I don't think this is a great idea. There's way less money in movies. How about you make a luxury perfume instead?
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Get me in a movie, or you're fired.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Yes, ma'am! I'll get some feelers out right away.
Task: Make Lindsey Put Some Feelers Out (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png So, I got my feelers out there...
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Stop saying "feelers". It's gross.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png And I found out that Drederick Tatum is producing a biopic about the life of Shirley Chisholm. Such an important story. So inspiring. So timely.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png You don't know who that is, do you?
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png No, but my assistant is summarizing her Wikipedia page then tweeting it to me.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png She was the first black woman to run for president of the United States!
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Right. And what a president she was!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Just set up the audition.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Starlight Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Opal's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Hi, I'm here for the audition.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Sign your name here and wait for the—OMG! You're TV's Opal! My mom loves your show! She's always telling me to shut up when it's on. And again after it's over.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Always nice to meet the emotionally abused son of a fan.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Say, you must get this all the time, and I'm sorry to ask, but can I get...
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png An autograph?
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png No. A new car. No hybrids!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png What? I'm not gonna give you a car!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Why not? You give em away on your show all the time!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png That's a television show. This is the real world... sort of.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Hand over some car keys or you're not auditioning for squat.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Why you little punk! You're lucky I brought a spare today!
Task: Make Opal Hand Over the Keys to Her Spare Car (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Ooh. A Canyonero roadster. Nice!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png I hope you crash into a gas station.
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png Fingers crossed. Then I can sue you for gifting me a death trap!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Starlight Pt. 3[edit]

If the user has Anger Watkins: After tapping on Anger Watkins's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Anger Watkins: After completing Starlight Pt. 2:
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png Is that my old friend Opal I see?
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Anger Watkins! Helloooooooo! Give it up for Anger, everyone!
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png There's no one here but us.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Sorry. Force of habit. What are you doing here?
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png I'm auditioning for the role of the karate teacher with a mysterious past.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Oh, must be a different movie.
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png It's the Shirley Chisolm biopic.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png I've gotta read that script. So, what's new, Anger?
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png I just wrote an autobiography. It's called "Untreated Anger Issues".
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Sounds wonderful!
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png It is, dammit! Which is why I was hoping you could put it on your Opal's Book Club list.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Oh, well. I'd have to read it and see if it fits with...
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png Pish posh, girl! Hook a brother up with some sales. I'm trying to buy me a Tesla Cybertruck!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Oh Lord.
Task: Make Opal Try to Politely Decline (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png Don't you politely decline me!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Anger, honey, sports books aren't right for my book club.
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png Well, make it right, or else I'll tell my good friend Drederick Tatum not to put you in his movie.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Fine. I'll play ball, you jerk. But If I don't get this movie, I'm going to kill you...r career as a sports journalist. *whispers to self* Whew, saved it.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Starlight Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has Drederick Tatum: After tapping on Drederick Tatum's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Drederick Tatum: After completing Starlight Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png Opal! My goodness. The fact that a star of your caliber would think to audition for a role is both humbling and awe-inspiring. I am inspired with awe.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png I'm happy to do it, Drederick. I have been working with a method acting coach.
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png A meth-head acting coach? Wow, that sounds like a challenge. Good for you. Alright, whenever you're ready, begin.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Okay. Give me a moment to BECOME Shirley.
Task: Make Opal Give the Audition of a Lifetime (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon.png Goodness gracious. That was incredible. I don't need to see anyone else audition. Tell Viola Davis to respectfully take a hike. Opal you technically knocked out the champ, metaphorically of course.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Oh, thank you Drederick. I promise I'm not going to let you down!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Starlight Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png The nominees for best actress in a lead role are... Scarlett Johansson in "The Imelda Marcos Story", Viola Davis in "The Respectful Hike", and Opal in "Chisolm's Choice".
Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon.png You're a shoo-in, Opal.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png I always believed in you, superstar. Even when I didn't!
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png It's all you girl!
Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon.png And I'm here too!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Oh, man. I hope I get this.
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png And the winner is....
Task: Make Opal Cross Her Bejeweled Fingers (4h, Krustylu Studios or Brown House)
Tapped Out Tuxedo Krusty Icon.png Opal, in "Chisolm's Choice"!!!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Oh my God!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png There are so many people I'd like to thank. But first, let me air out the grievances I have with all the terrible people I had to deal with to get here.
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png Uh oh.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Lindsey Naegle, my agent who didn't think I should be in movies. You're fired!
Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon.png And rightfully so.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png The Squeaky Voice Teen, whose name escapes me at the moment, who made me give him a car. Screw you, you little twerp.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png And Anger Watkins, America's least talented loudmouth sportscaster. I promoted his terrible book so that he wouldn't bad mouth me to Drederick.
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png But even the Opal bump couldn't help sell that garbage heap of a memoir.
Tapped Out Anger Watkins Icon.png It's true. My life isn't interesting!
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png Whew. It feels good to vent. Now to thank everyone who actually believed in me, starting with Drederi— *cut-off by music*
Tapped Out Opal Icon.png D'oh!
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Nature Walk[edit]

Nature Walk Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Abraham Simpson I's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Can I have some wheel cakes, Mommy? I'm hungry.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png You just ate half a dozen!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Now I can eat the other half.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png No, you'll spoil your supper.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png D'oh. Um, can I go swimming instead, Mommy?
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png That river current is too strong for you. Just play around the house where I can see you.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Okay, I'm gonna go wash behind my ears, then play outside. Heh heh.
Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Play Outside (1h, Deep Dark Woods or Brown House)
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Being outside sucks. Hm. Sucks. I wonder if anyone's ever used that word as an insult. Maybe I just invented it! Woo hoo!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png *singing* Suck suck suck. Everything sucks. The trees, and the bees, and nature sucks. *Gasp* Ooh, a beautiful butterfly. I wanna smash it!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png C'mere you! Lemme smash you and put you in a book, so I can gaze at your beauty forever!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Nature Walk Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Abraham Simpson I's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Where did you go, butterfly? Come back! I won't smash you, I'll just starve you under a glass. Isn't that better?
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Uh oh, I don't recognize this part of the woods. It's kinda scary. Maybe a witch lives here. Or a troll. Or an old man who sits around writing poetry all day! *shrieks*
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I can hear the river, maybe I can follow it home.
Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Follow the River (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Ugh. Following rivers takes forever. It goes so much faster than me. Just look how fast those logs in it are going. Hmm. That gives me a brilliant idea.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Abraham Simpson the First, you are the smartest boy in the whole world!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Nature Walk Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Abraham Simpson I's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I'll explain my idea to myself out loud, just to make sure I got it.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I'll get on top of one of these driftwood logs on the riverbank, kick it into the river, then ride that log like a horsey all the way home.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png When I get to a place I recognize, I'll safely stop and get off the speeding river somehow. Here I go!
Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Ride That Log Like a Horse (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Gah! This is nothing like riding a horse! It's scary, it smells bad, and it's hurting my crotch!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I'm going too fast. Help! Help!!!
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Abraham Simpson, is that you, son?
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Which Abraham Simpson are you looking for?
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png The first!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Yes, it's me, Poppa! Help! It's an emergency!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Nature Walk Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has Virgil Simpson: After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Virgil Simpson: After completing Nature Walk Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Son! What're you doing on that log?
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I was trying to ride it home. I thought it was the local, but it must be the express.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I'm gonna throw you this rope. Grab onto it!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Okay. I'm gonna put all my focus on catching the r-- Ooh, there's that butterfly!
Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Catch the Rope (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I got it!
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I'm gonna pull you in. Do not drop the rope to grab the butterfly.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Okay, but now that you said it, it's all I can think about.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Don't drop that dang rope, boy! If you drown today, I'm gonna give you such a spanking!
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Yes, sir.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Nature Walk Pt. 5[edit]

If the user has Mabel Simpson: After tapping on Mabel Simpson's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Mabel Simpson: After completing Nature Walk Pt. 4:
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Look who's home. Where have you two been? And why is Abe all wet?
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png I was, uh, out chasing butterflies when I fell in the--
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png --horse's water trough! Clumsy little man. Just got a little wet is all. Certainly didn't risk death, or anything.
Tapped Out Mabel Simpson Icon.png Alright, get ready for supper you two.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Wow, thanks for covering for me, Poppa. If Mommy woulda found out I was by the river, she would've spanked me somethin' awful.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I'm not gonna tell her, son. Because you're gonna give me all your wheel cakes for a month.
Tapped Out Abraham Simpson I Icon.png Awwwww. Is it too late to just drown instead?
Task: Make Abraham Simpson I Wish He'd Drowned (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Running With the Bullies[edit]

Running With the Bullies Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Bully Boss' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Welcome, young bully. I see you've come seeking my counsel.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Nah, I'm just here to throw rocks at trains.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png But I am the Boss of all Bullies! The Master of Mayhem! The Wizard of Wedgies!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Do you live in that box?
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Your training shall begin immediately! Lift up these bags to strengthen your wedgie muscles... then carry them to my box.
Task: Make Bully Boss Take Nelson Under His Wing (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Task: Make Nelson Do Menial Chores (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png What does cleaning the box you live in have to do with bullying?
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png It's to teach you discipline. Also I was manipulating you, which is a form of bullying.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Nice. Maybe I could learn from you. Can I call you Dad?
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png No.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Running With the Bullies Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png It's almost lunch time. I usually accept "donations" from nerds around this time.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Getting lunches from kids is kids' stuff -- it's all baloney sandwiches. If you want to get the good stuff, like stew in a mug, you have to go after the teachers.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Who wants stew in a mug?
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png More stew in a mug for me!
Task: Make Bully Boss Steal Teachers' Lunches (1h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png You seem a little old to be attending elementary school.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png The only one getting schooled is you. Gimme your lunch!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png I will do no such thing.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png *gives Skinner a wedgie*
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Fine, take it. Mother never packs the chips I like anyway.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Running With the Bullies Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png That was intense. I never thought of bullying the teachers.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png No one is off limits. Bullying even works on old people.
Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon.png No, don't take my medicine! I need it to keep my face from unwrinkling.
Task: Make Bully Boss Bully the Elderly (4h, Retirement Castle)
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Bullying nerds is one thing. Even Principal Skinner I could get behind. But bullying old people just seems wrong.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png We can bully them even after they get old. Let's get shovels and go bully some corpses!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png What?!
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png I went too far there, didn't I? Yeah, let's not do that.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Running With the Bullies Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Bully Boss' exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Every good bully needs to have minions.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I don't have minions but my friends Dolph, Kearney, and Jimbo help me terrorize the school.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Bullies don't have friends. Let me show you how to inspire them to be your followers.
Task: Make Bully Boss Address the Crowd (12h)
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png You inspired them alright, but now they're YOUR followers, not mine.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Awesome! Tell them to get some shovels and meet me at the graveyard!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Forget it, weirdo. I'm out.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Running With the Bullies Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Nelson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png I appreciate you teaching me everything you know. And I hope I never have to see you again.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png It was my pleasure. I guess in a way, you've become like a friend to me.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Bullies don't have friends, remember?
Task: Make Bully Boss Backtrack On What He Said (8h, Springfield Elementary)
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Fine, I'll let you call me your friend... if you promise to leave me alone from now on.
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png It's a deal, friend!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Now beat it, creep! Go walk around the town with the rest of the losers!
Tapped Out Bully Boss Icon.png Such good bullying. My work here is done.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20

Man of Yesteryear[edit]

Man of Yesteryear Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png What in the world? Where am I?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png It worked! Don't freak out, I'm your great-great-great-great-granddaughter, Zia.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png My great-what-where-daughter, who-a?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png This is the year 2041. You're almost two hundred years in the future.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Ahhhh!!! Send me back! I wanna see my family!
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Well, technically, you don't have a family. You're a clone with implanted memories of a past you never actually lived.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Ahhhhhh!!!!
Task: Make Virgil Simpson Freak Out (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Zia Simpson Try to Calm Virgil Down With a Hot Chamomile Tea (8h, Future Simpson's House, Frink's Lab or Brown House)
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png The future? Dear God. What's it like? Who won the Civil War?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Which one? There've been five.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Does racism still exist?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png The human race has evolved beyond the pettiness of racial bigotry.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Whew. I'm finally free from persecution.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Now they're just racist against clones.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Ah, crap.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man of Yesteryear Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Why the hell did you bring me here, little girl?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png To help me with my family tree presentation for school. After that, I can put you in the Clone Recycler and you'll go back to your previous state of, uh, "not existing".
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Hm. "Not existing". I see. Interesting. Pardon me a sec...
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Great-great-great-great-great Grampa, come back! Wait, that was one too many "greats". It's four, not five.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Great-great-great-great Grampa, come back!!! *counting* One-two-three-four. Perfect.
Task: Make Virgil Simpson Outrun Zia (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png The clown! I recognize you. My God! You haven't aged a day!
Tapped Out Old Krusty Icon.png I'm almost a hundred years old, pal. Flattery will get you nowhere. Unless you're a foxy broad, which you do not appear to be.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png It's me, Virgil! You helped hide me at your circus.
Tapped Out Old Krusty Icon.png I don't have a circus, Mac. I had a TV show. Until "cancel culture" caught up with me. The network "cancelled" my show because it had no "culture".
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I don't know what any of that means, but I need you to help me again.
Tapped Out Old Krusty Icon.png Again? Were we in a cult together? Pyramid scheme? Buddy cop movie in the eighties? If you wanna make a sequel, all inquiries need to go through my agent, who died twenty years ago.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Argh! You're no help at all!
Tapped Out Old Krusty Icon.png Don't call me until there's a script attached!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man of Yesteryear Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png My God. The future is such a crazy place. Such tall buildings. So many horseless carriages. So many discarded scooters on the ground.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Excuse me, fine sir. I am a time traveller from the year 2020. Can you tell me what year it is?
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png You're from the past? Me too!
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Ah, it is indeed a small world, universe, and space time continuum. Glayvin.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png You know, it really really is.
Task: Make Virgil Simpson Tell Prof. Frink His Story and Ask Him What Glayvin Means (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Heavens. A clone with implanted memories who is being hunted by a killer. That's quite a story.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I think I will go back in time, write a movie about it, and call it "The Runner, with the Blades, and the Hoivik, and Glayvinnn and the Running. So Much Running".
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png It can't fail with a title like that. I assume. What's a screenplay?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png A waste of time, unless you have a star attached.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Wow. In the future you have control of the stars?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Only agents and publicists do.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Wow. They must be gods amongst men.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png They certainly think of themselves that way.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man of Yesteryear Pt. 4[edit]

If the user has Zia Simpson: After tapping on Zia Simpson's exclamation mark:
If the user doesn't have Zia Simpson: After completing Man of Yesteryear Pt. 3:
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png G-X-4 Grampa. I found you!
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png What did you call me?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png G-X-4 Grampa. It's an abbreviation of great-great-great-great Grampa. It's shorter.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png By one syllable.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Right. Think of all the time we'll save.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png The math checks out! Tell me, child. Why did you bring this man-clone here just to hunt him and kill him, with the hurting and the chasing?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png G-X-4 Grampa, I didn't bring you here to kill you. I brought you here to find out more about the harsh realities of early African American history.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Really?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png It's very important to document and pass down these stories. "Those who do not study history are doomed to repeat it". I believe the great Elon Musk said that. Or at least he claims he did.
Task: Make Virgil Simpson Be Impressed (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Zia Simpson Use the Ultranet to Find Out Who Said That Quote (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png You know, once your historic interview is done, I could send G-X-4 Grampa to an alternate dimension where racism does not exist. For humans, or clones.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Will my family be there?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Do you want them to be?
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Of course.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I had to ask. You'd be surprised how many people do not like their relatives. Myself, included. *sighs*
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Man of Yesteryear Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Virgil Simpson's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png ...And then I lived a long and happy life in Canada.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Wow. What a tale. I'm glad I was able to record it. But I'm sorry I brought you here without really considering your feelings.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png Yeah, that happens a lot a couple hundred years ago.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png I hope you can forgive me.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png You're family, kid. Of course I can.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png I'll miss you, great-great-great-great Grampa.
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png I'll miss you too. And I'm gonna tell my son, your great-great-great Grampa all about you.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png I would advise against that, as the space time continuum could shatter if—
Tapped Out Virgil Simpson Icon.png *disappears*
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Oh well, fingers crossed.
Task: Make Professor Frink Cross His Fingers (4h, Brown House)
Task: Make Virgil Simpson See His Family Again (4h, Brown House)
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Thanks for all your help, Prof. Frink.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Think nothing of it.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png So what did you come to the future for?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png Well, building my time machine was a very expensive endeavor, so I thought I'd pay it off by buying a Sports Almanac from said future, and wagering on the predetermined outcome of said games.
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Like in Back to the Future 2?
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png No, not like that at all. Now tell me, where can I find a Sports Almanac store?
Tapped Out Zia Simpson Icon.png Sports don't exist anymore. They were deemed too dangerous for humans to play.
Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon.png *sigh* The mob is going to kill me.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20