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The Simpsons: Tapped Out All American Auction content update/Gameplay and Prize Gameplay

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Gameplay[edit]

All American Auction[edit]

All American Auction Intro[edit]

After the user logs in on November 20th:
Quimby Welcome to the Turkey Pardoning.
Tapped Out Lenny and Carl Icon.png Kill the turkeys! Kill the turkeys!
Moe Carve them from wattle to tail!
Quimby Er-uh, I can't decide which one to pardon. They all look so equally non-cute.
Quimby So, I'm pardoning every turkey in Springfield! Thanksgiving is hereby cancelled!
Lenny You can't do that! The only other holiday in November is Black Friday!
Quimby Then I hereby declare every day in November: "Black Friday".
Tapped Out Lenny and Carl Icon.png Yay! Quimby! Quimby! Quimby!
Moe Hmm, every day Black Friday... I can buy up all the discount stuff in town and sell it at a huge markup!
Task: Make Quimby Flip the Holiday Script (6s, Town Hall)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

All American Auction Pt. 1[edit]

After completing All American Auction Intro:
Moe Come to Moe's tent at the Swap Meet! I have every shoe from Foot Warehouse, all the fries from Krusty Burger, and last year's model of everything from the Mapple Store.
Homer I'll take six orders of fries, and some of those Bluetooth headphones that Marge says forever alter your brain.
Moe Homer, you shouldn't be buying this stuff at my crazy marked-up prices. I'm mainly selling to out-of-towners.
Homer Suckers. Hey, are my forty-two dollars' worth of fries ready?
Moe Every day is Black Friday in Springfield now. The law says everything, even beer, has to be ninety percent off.
Homer Going to Moe's! Sorry! Bye!!!
Moe Wait! I'm not there! I'm... he'll figure it out.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200]
Task: Make Moe Sell All of His Merchandise (4h, Springfield Swap Meet, Town Hall or Springfield Elementary)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

All American Auction Pt. 2[edit]

After completing All American Auction Pt. 1:
Brockman After a week of highly discounted sales, a surplus in purchased goods has brought about the triumphant return of the Springfield Swap Meet.
Kirk While the rest of town looted Sprawl Mart for their "electronics", I bought two thousand of those How-To-Sell-Things books.
Kirk It's the Gold Rush and I own all the shovels...
Comic Book Guy On the first day of the Black Friday sales, Bart and Milhouse bought all of my comics at the ninety percent off price.
Comic Book Guy Now I have to go to their booth and pay a premium for their safe return.
Moe I've bought and sold everything. You name it. Washers and dryers, insurance policies, teppanyaki griddles, field hockey equipment, Canadian flags... I can keep going.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200]
Task: Make Springfield Swappers Sell Sell Sell [x3] (4h, Springfield Swap Meet)
Characters: Moe, Marge, Comic Book Guy, Alice Glick, Herman
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

All American Auction Pt. 3[edit]

After completing All American Auction Pt. 2:
Marge Can you believe people bought all this junk just because it was on sale?
Homer Marge, I bought another ping-pong table... where should I put it?!
Marge People have forgotten what Thanksgiving's all about.
Lisa Yeah, and we're all without turkeys. What are we doing about, you know, the dinner?
Marge All the grocery stores have left are packets of powdered cranberry sauce and turkey bouillon cubes...
Homer *drool* Technically still food.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200]
Task: Make Simpsons Family Have a Thanksgiving Meal [x3] (4h, Simpson Home)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

All American Auction Pt. 4[edit]

After completing All American Auction Pt. 3:
Quimby So you see Homer, even though it makes no sense, everyone's either broke or got nothing left to sell.
Kirk I still have thousands of How-To-Sell-Things books. You want all of them?
Quimby But the month of Friday is not over yet! And that's why I've called you here. To sing away Springfield's economic problems... quartet-style.
Homer You think having people perform will increase sales?
Quimby It worked for all those large shopping malls in the nineties.
Rev. Lovejoy But did it really? Did it?
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200]
Task: Make Be Sharps Reunite [x4] (4h, Swap Meet Stage)
Characters: Homer, Apu, Skinner, Barney
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

All American Auction Pt. 5[edit]

After completing All American Auction Pt. 4:
Quimby Stop! Stop! Stop! This is a disaster.
Homer Did people buy too much stuff?
Quimby No, I didn't realize how much people hate barbershop quartets. People paid me to make you stop!
Quimby Which I can use to go shopping. Happy Black Friday month!
Ned This is terrible. Thanksgiving is the fourteenth holiest of American Holidays. It's time for the big man upstairs to step in.
Task: Collect Bid Cards [x200]
Task: Make Ned Summon an American Legend (4h, Springfield Swap Meet)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Golden Token 2019[edit]

Golden Token 2019 Pt. 1[edit]

After the user logs in on November 20th:
System Message You have received a free Golden Token! Spend it on the Golden Mystery Box for a huge reward! Or don't! It's a free country!
Quest reward: Mystery Box Token1
Task: Spend a Golden Token on a Golden Mystery Box
System Message More Golden Tokens can be purchased with limited time donut bundles. Purchase donuts to earn unique items, including a donut-generating CostMo!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Golden Token 2019 Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Golden Token 2019 Pt.1:
System Message Unused Golden Tokens can be traded in for donuts in the store!
Task: Spend a Golden Token on Donuts
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Prize gameplay[edit]

Lumber-sensible[edit]

Lumber-sensible Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Spread your wisdom of the forest. Turn these people away from discount consumerism and teach them how to be thankful for what they have.
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Eh, hard pass.
Ned What?! I thought you'd want to pull this town up by its lumberjack bootstraps.
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Lumberjack bootstraps are the same as regular bootstraps.
Ned You're just gonna stand there and watch while consumerism takes its axe and chops us down?
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Man, you're really fixated on the lumberjack thing.
Ned Just please help us.
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png I'm Paul Bunyan, not Saint Paul Bunyan.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Play Fetch With Big Blue (4h, Brown House)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Lumber-sensible Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Paul Bunyan's exclamation mark:
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png You're my boy, Big Blue! Now fetch this two-hundred-year-old redwood!
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Good boy! I'm glad I turned a mountain into you. It made you twice as strong as an ox.
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Now, let's get out of this Springfield dump...
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Ooh, a myPhone Pro for seventy-five dollars? That's a steal!
Ned This guy's the worst!
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Buy a New Phone (4h, Springfield Swap Meet)
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Lumber-sensible Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Ned Can you please at least talk to the people and convince them that Thanksgiving isn't about buying stuff?
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png *sigh* Fine, but you really are over-indexing on my popularity.
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Hey shoppers, Springfielders, Americans... do you think I should get the new myPhone in Sleek Silver or Astronaut Taupe?
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Also, don't you think you should stop with this Black Friday nonsense and go home to your families on Thanksgiving?
Moe Black Friday is an American right. Go back to the lumberjack land you came from!
Tapped Out Paul Bunyan Icon.png Screw it. You're on your own with this one, Ned.
Task: Make Paul Bunyan Go Nuts in an Arboretum (4h, Springfield Swap Meet)
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20