The Simpsons: Tapped Out A Simpsons Christmas Special content update/Prizes Gameplay

Angelic Fury

Angelic Fury Pt. 1

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark: Greetings! I come to you from on high, with heavenly blessings and a message of hope for all true-- Next house over. You want Flanders, right? Uh... right. 744 Evergreen Terrace? This is 742. Oh, my bad. Sorry about-- *slams door in angel's face* *walks next door* Ned Flanders? *shrieks* *speaks in tongues* *faints* *wakes* *shrieks* *faints again* Hoo boy. Task: Make Angel Lisa Try to Restore Order (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) Task: Make Flanders Speak in Tongues (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) Forgive me, heavenly angel! I'm not worthy of this visit! Oh, please. If anything, you're overqualified. You could loosen up a bit, morally speaking, and still be a five-star candidate. Seriously, we've had to relax heavenly standards a ton these days. Take advantage. Live a little. I'm getting lifestyle advice from one of the Lord's own! *begins speaking in tongues* *sigh* Know what? I'm gonna get a bite to eat while you settle down. See you in an hour. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angelic Fury Pt. 2

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark: We have a lot of work to do, Ned. You five by five? *still speaking in tongues* *sigh* I hate to do this, but you give me no choice. *slap* I just had the best idea for a TV show. I call it, "Slapped by an Angel." Great. I'll talk to the man upstairs about greasing the wheels with the network. Listen, I need you to tell me everything about the people of this town. Specifically, I need dirt. I hate to be a Loose-Lipped Larry about my friends and neighbors, but if heaven wills it... Task: Make Angel Lisa Get the Dirt on Springfield (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) On job start: Let me first say how much I love and respect my neighbors and all the good they bring into my life. Uh huh. Get to the dirt. I've always said it -- there's nowhere I'd rather be than Springfield! Tell you what. I'm going to say some stuff, and if you disagree with any of it, raise your right hand. Springfield is chock full of the most selfish, thoughtless, bizarre, greedy, inconsiderate heathens around. They need a swift kick in the backside, every one. Right? *remains perfectly motionless* Gotcha. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angelic Fury Pt. 3

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark: Now that I have a more accurate picture of Springfield, I'm ready to dish out some custom-made proclamations. Before you fly off, could I get a photo of you with the boys? *sigh* Sure. Quick, though, okay? Time is short. I never know whether to set the flash on "auto" or what. Let me think, let me think, let me think... Know what? Angels can't be photographed. I forgot to mention -- we're like vampires that way. So... see ya. Task: Make Angel Lisa Give Proclamations on High (4h) On job start: People of Springfield, harken to my words! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Any communiqués from above are supposed to go through me. Yeah, well, I'm not exactly a Presbylutheran. Really? I always suspected we might not be the true faith. Too laissez-faire. Not enough damnation and holy vengeance. Okay, so what church ARE you from? I am from no one faith. Yet I represent them all. For all is one in God's eyes. *fake sneeze* Cop out! What did you say? Nothing. *whistles innocently* Please, just listen! They'll be time for questions and comments after I finish proclaiming. What's happening here? Is this some church thing? I gave last month. I'm not asking for money. Good. Because I don't have any on me. You have forty-eight dollars in your wallet. But that's not important. Will you people just listen for five minutes, please? Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angelic Fury Pt. 4

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark: Hear my words! "God grant me the serenity to--" If we're asking God for ANYTHING, I think number one should be turning every drop of water in town into wine. *laughs uneasily* Homer, that's a thing that Jesus does. They're different people, you know. Plus, if we had no water, I think we'd die, right? Yeah, but what a way to go! Can we get serious, for a moment. PLEASE?! It's just a thought. I have a TON of great ways to put God to work around here. For example... Task: Make Angel Lisa Offer Up a Prayer for Patience (4h, Flanders House or Brown House) *exhales deeply* Those meditation classes the apostles recommended really help with my anger management. Now then-- If God really is all powerful, then how come vegetables don't taste like meat? Homer, we don't question the will of-- Either make them good-tasting, or give us taste buds that THINK they're good-tasting. There. I've given Him two easy outs. Take your pick, God. I'm waiting... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Angelic Fury Pt. 5

After tapping on Angel Lisa's exclamation mark: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how desperately most people wish an angel would appear before them? Just so they could KNOW what to believe, instead of having to rely on faith? Do you know how lucky you are? WE'LL BE LUCKY WHEN VEGETABLES TASTE LIKE ICE CREAM. NOT BEFORE! That does it! Task: Make Angel Lisa Deliver Divine Judgment (12h) *exhales deeply* I feel much better. A little smiting really brightens the day. *rolling on the ground speaking in tongues* *in a state of shock* *snaps fingers* Come on you two, that wasn't even me at my worst. *sighs* Oh forget it. I'll just tell the man upstairs that everyone was too busy with church and charity to hear anything I said. Quest reward: 200 and 20

Christmas Fair Booth

After unlocking Fair Booth: *ooh* A Christmas Fair! Come on Homie, let's have a look! Marge. You know I super-love Christmas. But I did the mandatory thing where we decorate the house, and the mandatory thing where we shop for the kids... ...and the mandatory thing where we go to a party and I hang with your friends and act like I care... And now I need to celebrate Homer Christmas. What's Homer Christmas? It's where I turn on the TV, and watch whatever sports teams have been forced by their billionaire owners to work on Christmas. It's quiet, it's alone, and it's all Daddy's. Know what? That makes sense! Homer Simpson, you're off duty! I'm going to the booth! Task: Tap the Christmas Fair Booth [x4] Homer! Are you having a good Homer Christmas? I am. I truly am. I watched LeBron James have to work on a day that I get off, and it was wonderful. And I hope it made him miserable, and made you feel superior. Yes on both counts, my love. On both counts. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Christmas Pageant Stage

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark: Mom, I'm scared. What if I don't want to perform ballet in front of all these people? Then don't, sweetie. Really, Mom? It's okay? Of course! I think it's generous of you to step aside and let Janey have the spotlight. Who knows? This could be just the confidence boost she needs to become all she can be. Next thing you know, she'll find her voice, and start speaking up in class... ...and soon, she'll have highest grades in Springfield Elementary Grade 2! Get out of the way!!! Tonight, I dance!!! Task: Make Lisa Dance On Stage (8h, Pageant Stage) Mom, I did it! I really did it! I knew you would. All it took was a little dollop of the kind of psychological torture only a mom can deliver! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Festive Carolers

After unlocking Festive Carolers: *shhh* Listen up, all! It is imperative we uphold the honor of the Neighborhood Association by doing the best door-to-door caroling this town has ever seen! But first things first, we need to arrange your bodies in the most visually pleasing way we can. Task: Tap Festive Carolers [x3] Hmm. You're all different heights. It's very disconcerting. You there, hunch. And you, stand on tiptoes. And you... you just go home. Perfect. Now just do this every time we get to a new door and ring the doorbell. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chillin Like a Snowman

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 1

After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark: ICE to meet you, Springfield! I'll be robbin' yer bank now. I hope it's SNOW problem! *cackles* Deep Freeze! Drop your witticisms and come out with your hands up -- you're under arrest! You're too late, coppers! I'm about to MELT into thin air! Gotta hand it to this guy. He commits to the bit. Commits HARD. Sooner or later, he'll run out of winter-themed quips. Then he's ours. See youse later, Wiggum! It's been SLEET! *cackles* Task: Make Deep Freeze Hide in Plain Sight (4h) *chuckling* Dem coppers never see what's hiding right under der noses. Hey Chief, that snowman over there just chuckled smugly. I think we've got our man. Cuff him, Lou! Deep Freeze, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of THAW. How was that? Honestly? Meh. Yeah. Didn't feel great to me, either. You'll get it. It just takes practice. Thanks, D.F. You're all right. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 2

After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark: You'll never keep me locked up. My boys will be springing me out before you can say Jack Frost. Keep mouthing off like that and I might "accidentally" crank up the thermostat. Whoa, whoa. Lou, settle down. Remember, at heart, he's just a guy who likes snow. Chief, don't fall for his jolly act. He shot a security guy at the bank. Well, maybe the rent-a-cop had it coming. Did you ever stop to think of that, Lou? WELL DID YOU? Task: Make Deep Freeze Cool His Heels in Prison (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) I still haven't gotten my phone call! How're my goons gonna know where to break me out of?! That will not be necessary. Fat Tony?! How did you get in here? With the spare key you gave me at our last poker night. Can you not mention that in front of Lou? Yeah, you wouldn't want me to know the Chief is on your payroll, right? Exactly! See? Lou gets it. I'll be going soon. But I'm taking the snowman with me. I'm his new boss. Ooooh. Plot twist! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 3

After tapping on Deep Freeze's exclamation mark: Youse wants me to work for youse, I want double what old Saint Nick pays me. Gladly. The old elf put me on the "Naughty" list at the age of two! When my only crime was extortion and some light smuggling. Normal kid stuff. Hold on. What makes you think I'm just gonna hand Deep Freeze over to you, Fat Tony? I'm sensing this fat roll of hundreds might convince you to look the other way. You are VERY good at reading people. Seriously. I was trying hard to give off an "uncrooked cop" vibe, and you saw right through it. Be a lamb, Tony, and make it look like you broke him out of here, yes? Gotta keep up appearances. With pleasure. Task: Make Deep Freeze Stage a Prison Break (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) Task: Make Fat Tony Walk Out the Front Door (4h, Police Station, Springfield Penitentiary or Brown House) So! Which bank should we rob first, eh, boss? Later. I want you to meet the boys. We're a mob, but we're also a family. Like any family, we quarrel. Sometimes we put each other's heads in vices for snitching. Occasionally, we put cement shoes on a family member and toss him in the river because he looked at the wrong woman. So, normal family stuff. Got it. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 4

After completing Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 3: Boys, meet our new associate - Deep Freeze. Nice to meetcha. We can always use more muscle. I don't know nothin'. Youse boys remind me of the old crew I used to run with before I put them all in a car crusher. Ooh, sounds like there's a funny story there! Task: Make Deep Freeze Trade Crime Stories (8h, Businessman's Social Club or Brown House) On job start: Me and dem boys had good times. But den I found out dey was shortin' my take. Well, you did what you had to do. I got nothin' to say. So I offed 'em. And here's the punchline -- it turned out I was just being paranoid! Dose fellas was as honest as dey come. I crushed 'em for no reason! Oh, that's great! *barely audible chuckle* No comment. Quest reward: 100 and 10

Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 5

After completing Chillin Like a Snowman Pt. 4: Okay, fellas. It's time we hit the bank. You boys take point on the robbery and our new associate will cover you. I wanted to be the one to shoot the gun this time! We've talked about this Louie. No more shooting guns for you until you go one month without a friendly fire incident. Aw, shucks. It just doesn't seem fair, is all. Don't youse guys worry, the only thing I do better than robbing banks is snowball fightin'! Task: Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets (24h, Snow Bank) On job start: *cackling* Any of youse coppers come within fifty feet of me, you get a face full of snow! Let's get out of here, Lou. We're overmatched. Uh, Chief? He's throwing snowballs. We have semi-automatic pistols. Did you see exactly how many hundreds were in that roll Fat Tony gave me? No? Then get in the car! Quest reward: 200 and 20

Regrets, That's All I've Got

Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 1

After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark: Mr. Burns, you will come with me! We shall travel through your past, revealing the error of your ways! Is it Christmas again? It is! Despair! Oh, desp-- Every year I tell you I have no regrets, yet you persist. Smithers! Fetch the vacuum cleaner! You have exploited the poor, trampled upon your loyal employees, and turned your back on love! I thought you were here to teach me a lesson, not rattle off a list of my proudest achievements. Uhhh... YES? Well, that's all I've got, really... Task: Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Try to Win an Argument (4h, Burns Manor or Brown House) On job start: Didn't you once tear down an orphanage to build a for-profit retirement community? One group was abandoned by their parents, the other by their children. It's a wash in the end, isn't it? Come on. Open up! Everyone has regrets. Even you? Well, no. At least... I don't think I'm allowed to talk about them... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 2

After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark: I suppose I DO regret that no one has ever asked me what I regret. That's weak sauce. Spill the beans! Give us something juicy, phantom! Geez... I don't know... I'm drawing a blank here. Hypocrite! "Everyone has regrets", you say. "Atone for your sins", you whine. Practice what you preach! I'm trying. I really am. See, when you become a ghost, there's this sort of veil that descends between you and your past, and-- Oh, is this the part where you explain the rules of the spirit world? Well, guess what? I don't care! No one cares! Okay, okay. Let me think, here... Task: Make The Ghost of Christmas Past Dwell on the Past (4h) I've revisited my entire existence. There's nothing I regret. If you have no regrets, then perhaps you've never really lived, eh? Whoa. Whoa, that's heavy. Hey! It's never too late to do something you'll regret. Rogues night out! Smithers, get the oxygen tank and the thousand dollar bills. Let's raise hell! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 3

After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark: What shall we do first? Haunt a graveyard? Try on new lengths of chain? None of your undead nonsense for us. Tonight, we LIVE. Smithers, what is the worst, most disreputable place in town? Task: Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Visit Moe's (4h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) Another round? *hic* Smithers, what is this swill you gave me? It's utterly revolting. They call it "beer", sir. And I think you've had enough. A second shot glass won't kill me... *snore* Poor, adorable Mr. Burns. Wait here, I'll bring the car around. *ominous laugh* At last, Montgomery, we are alone. Now, to my true purpose! Quest reward: 100 and 10

Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 4

After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark: Psst! Wake up, Montgomery! We've business to attend to. *hic* I like business... Of course you do. Now, I just need your signature on a few documents... First, this generous donation to an environmental charity... ...Next, this letter endorsing a Democratic candidate for office... ...And finally, on this agreement to house and care for one hundred orphans... Task: Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Give Mr. Burns Regrets (8h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House) You! What have you done to Mr. Burns?! Only given him something to regret. At long last... Quest reward: 100 and 10

Regrets, That's All I've Got Pt. 5

After tapping on The Ghost of Christmas Past's exclamation mark: You said one hasn't really lived until one has regrets. Tomorrow, Mr. Burns will feel particularly alive... How could you? How could you destroy this sweet, evil man's innocence?! I'll get you for this! You lay one hand on me and you'll know what regrets truly are! You don't scare me, you old burial shroud! Oh no? What about this? Task: Make the Ghost of Christmas Past Use His Ominous Voice (12h) There. I think the matter is settled. Don't you? *teeth chattering* I have stared into perdition, and it stared back... it stared back... it stared back... Tell Mr. Burns I'll be back next Christmas to remind him of what happened here tonight. Oh, and a miserable Christmas to you both. *cackles ominously* Quest reward: 200 and 20

Pile of Presents

After unlocking Pile of Presents: Smithers, have you finished hiding my presents for the Christmas present hunt? *chuckles* No peeking, Mr. Burns! So, wait. You do an Easter egg-style hunt for Christmas presents with a ninety-something-year-old-man? *shhh* Isn't he adorable? I hope the Christmas bunny has been good to me this year! *giggles excitedly* Listen, if my Dad's boss is losing his mind... I think I deserve to know. Shut up! It's charming! And not at all sad! Task: Tap Pile of Presents [x3] Five-four-three-two-one! Here I come! Where are my presents, Smithers?! You... you have to look for them, sir. *sniff* I want my presents NOW... All right, that's it. I'm telling my Dad to start looking for a new job. The plant is toast. Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Party Claus

The Party Claus Pt. 1

After unlocking Mrs. Claus: Good morning, Mrs. Claus. Christmas Eve -- biggest day of the year! Wakey-wakey! *growls* Close the shade. Too bright! Peppermint, you weren't up late drinking eggnog with the elves, were you? We've talked about this... Of course not! Uggghhhhhh... That's a relief! Listen, I don't like to nag, but without you, the toys just won't get finished. So do you think maybe... *snore* Whazzit?! Yep, getting up. Just one more minute. Plenty of time to make toys for everyone in the world... *snore* Task: Make Mrs. Claus Pull it Together (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Alright, I'm... outta bed. Good job, ginger cookie! I have to prepare the sleigh. Can you make sure all the toys are finished and ready to go? *retches into her coffee* That's my sober girl! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Party Claus Pt. 2

After tapping on Mrs. Claus' exclamation mark: Egg! Nog! Where are those stupid elves... You know our names aren't "Egg" and "Nog", right? Who cares? How'r the toys coming along. All done? Not even close! You never give us a moment's peace to work! All year, it's: "drink this, Egg!"; "Put down that hammer and par-tay, Nog!" Shh! My husband doesn't know about my drinking. Honey, if he doesn't know at this point, he doesn't WANT to know. Okay, shhhh. I just need a moment to think... Task: Make Mrs. Claus Paint Toys (4h) Okay, elves. We're a little behind on the toy front. But we've got twelve hours to make a billion presents. No sweat, party people! Will you put down the eggnog? Just a little hair of the reindeer... Just go away! Let us work for once! Good thinking. Finally, an elf with a friggin' clue. I'm-a gonna nap... *snores* Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Party Claus Pt. 3

After tapping on Mrs. Claus' exclamation mark: Okay, how we doing, elfishes? We must be swimmin' in friggin' toys by now. No thanks to you! Hey, watch it, Elf! I can have you melted down whenever for why-ever. Look, I had a bad morning. So I took a much-needed nap. Then a shvitz, another nap, and now I'm on my game. Let's make some friggin' toys. There's no time! We're not going to make it! Nonsense. I'm here now. I have a hammer, and a paintbrush, and who's up for making a billion friggin' toys, jerks?! Woo-hoo! Task: Make Mrs. Claus Pull an All Dayer (8h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) I can't believe it! We finished the toys! Mrs. Claus we did it-- Don't wake her! I'm honestly hoping Santa finds her like this. He needs to realize what she's become. Woo-hoo, elfs! Mama Claus in da house! Toys be finished and whatever! Let's celebrate! Oh, god... Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Party Claus Pt. 4

After completing The Party Claus Pt. 3: Mother?! You look a wreck! Don't tell me you've been drinking eggnog during the day. Oh, lighten up. Have some fun for once. S'Christmas time! Wait a minute, some of these toys are still wet with paint. Don't tell me you all didn't finish your work until the last minute?! Again! Okay. There's a perfectly rational ex'plation. Let me go be sick in the john, and I'll tell you all 'bout it. Task: Make Mrs. Claus Projectile Vomit Eggnog (4h, Santa's House, The North Pole or Brown House) Oh goodness, you're in no state to be out of bed! Boys, load up the sleigh while I take care of the missus. Right away, sir! We love being helpful and employed! Quest reward: 100 and 10

The Party Claus Pt. 5

After completing The Party Claus Pt. 4: Now dear, you've obviously come down with some sort of stomach bug. It's the only explanation for your symptoms. You sure you don't want me to stay home tonight? *hiccup* No, it's the most important night of our year. You go. The elves will look after me. Feel better, love. *rips back blankets and jumps out of bed* Alright boys, the Christmas Spirit has left the building, so you know what time it is! How is she still standing after today?! Christmas par-tay!!!! *blows an air horn* Task: Make Mrs. Claus Party with the Elves (24h) *hiccup* Where's the rest of the eggnog? Egg! Nog! Booze me! You did a 'nog keg stand and chugged the rest of our supply! Oh right. *hiccup* Okay, look. We got lucky this year, but I REALLY think we should get an early start on next year's presents. Whaddya say? Good idea. Let's start by making ten thousand gallons of high-proof eggnog . *hiccup* Woo-hoo! Quest reward: 200 and 20